Chapter 11 (Kairi's POV)
Fortunately the ride home from Konoha was a lot quicker than usual, as Joy-chan managed to convince Deidara easily to make one of his clay birds. All she had to do was say the word 'art'. Mind you it was hard for five people to fit on there, and Kutsuu had to hold on to a foot much to the dislike of Joy-chan. As we were approaching the base however I wondered what Pein would think when we came back with no information. I would've failed my first mission and it would've all been Deidara's fault! I don't know how, but it was totally his fault!
As soon as we reached the mountains and started descending towards the ground, we all saw a person right there, and instead we entered through a different area in the wall, and ran to were the hole was to see a pretty girl with long-white hair stepping in, although when she noticed Joy-chan it suddenly turned bright red. "WHAT THE FUCK!!?" I shouted, but everyone ignored me.
Instead she dumped the load which she was carrying over her shoulder onto the floor, and said annoyingly "Here, I fixed your little puppet/sex toy, whatever he is, can I join now?"
Looking down at the thing on the floor I then saw a person whom I THOUGHT I had killed ages ago, Sasori of the Red Sand.
The entire Akatsuki was gathered around, and everyone was just gawping, utterly surprised. Sitting up, and rubbing his head were it had been knocked, he glared at the girl muttering "I really, really hate you, you know?"
Ignoring him, she asked again "So, can I join? I'm not gonna wait here forever"
I looked towards Pein who was just as surprised as the rest of us, even though he wasn't really showing it, who nodded his head still staring at Sasori.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? I KILLED YOU SASORI!! HOW DARE YOU COME BACK!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! I KILLED YOU GODDAMNIT!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!! I SAW YOU DIE!! AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT GIRL'S THERE HAIR RED!! THAT'S JUST CREEPY SHIT!! I'LL KILL YOU AGA-…."
"Do you ever shut up?" the girl and Sasori said simultaneously. And then I went all fuming in a corner, crossing my arms. Sasori was still on the floor and to release a bit more of my anger I pushed Deidara into him, so he landed on top, although quickly sitting upright again he stared at his 'danna'.
"D-danna, un?" Deidara muttered to Sasori. "Deidara?" he muttered back, and both went into a huge hug while eyes popped out everywhere from everyone else, and I whipped out my camera. Taking photos from every angle. "Yep, that's it, keep it there! Lovely! Put a bit more 'oomph' into it, now, yep, that's good!"
Although now the white/red haired girl said "What the fuck? Why is my hair red?" And then moved closer to each person, and as soon as she moved near Joy-chan it absolutely flamed red, almost like it was on fire. "Ok, I think you may have a little blood problem with this crying girl here." She said, pointing towards my cousin as Deidara and Sasori finally both let go. Joy-chan looked towards the floor and the girl moved away from her, her hair whitening as she went further and further away.
"Oh my gosh! You're hair is so cool!" a squeaky voice shouted from next to me, and turning around I saw Kutsuu jumping up and down. "How does it turn red??"
Then, everyone in the Akatsuki had just noticed the weird eleven year old in their base all of a sudden whom none of them except us four knew.
Then another squeaky voice, home to Tobi, then asked her "What's your name? Where are you from? Why are you eyes all creepy? Why were you carrying Sasori-chan like that? Do you realise your hand was over his butt? Do you like him? Are you guys going to kiss? Can Tobi be the flower girl? Tobi wants to be the flower girl! Wait, then Deidara will be sad because he can't marry Sasori!! How old are you? What are your hobbies? What jutsu do you use? Can Tobi see it? Are you more powerful then Sasori? What is your personality? Do you like kitties? Do you like WAFFLES? What's your favourite colour? Have you ever killed someone? How did you revive Sasori? I thought he was dead!!!" and at that the psychotic little weirdo broke down into momentary tears.
"O-ok then?" she said, just as confused as the rest of us. "Ok, so here are the answers to your questions. Firstly, my hair turns red when I'm near blood, and almost flames red when I kill someone. My name is Akashiro Asuna. I am from the village hidden in the sand, Sunagakure. I was just born with eyes exactly like a hawks, but I like it that way, because hawks are my favourite animal. I was carrying puppet guy like that because he asked me to-…"
"What the fuck, no I didn't!" Sasori interrupted, while Asuna continued. "I reckon he's ok, but I don't like him like that. We are NOT going to kiss. We are NOT going to marry. You can be the flower girl at your funeral if you want. Deidara is obviously gay-…"
"NO I'M NOT, IDIOT!!" Deidara interrupted, as Asuna continued once again. "I am 27. I enjoy killing people. I am a puppeteer. You can see me fight if you want, although you probably won't live to tell the tale. I'm probably not as good a puppeteer as Sasori, but close to. My personality, let's see… I'm basically calm and emotionless, although I get annoyed easily and when that happens you better watch out cus I will NOT hold back killing you. I am merciless on the enemy and any chance I get to fight, I will. I don't like kitties. I guess waffles are ok, I guess… I like blood-red colours. I have killed MANY people. I revived Sasori cus I am a healer and I make my own jutsus. Most of the jutsus I use are my own ones. And he was dead. Done yet? Or are there more questions?"
She looked around at each of us. Some impressed at her obsession for killing, other's quite scared. As for me, I was annoyed.
"Hey! How come she gets to join just like that without having to fight someone like me and Joy-chan did!" I shouted at Pein.
"Because you two didn't look quite like people strong enough for the Akatsuki. For you I'm still thinking about. You're back from you're first mission right? Did you actually get any information?" Pein said to me blankly.
I crossed my arms, infuriated, and Pein then turned back to hawk-girl. "You can be Sasori's partner."
"WHAT!!?" Deidara shouted enraged at me, holding a photo in his hands. "I swear I'm gonna blow this up!!"
"That's fine, I have 20 other copies." I smiled.
He was looking at one of the pictures I had printed and photoshopped and added hearts to. The one with him and Sasori hugging.
"DAMN YOU!! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!! NOTHING CAN BEAT MY ART!!" he shouted towards me, mind you at that moment Joy-chan came walking towards us.
"Danna, Pein wants us to go to Konoha to get information from the nine tails again, and this time to try not to get into any fights." she muttered, her head lowering. I blinked. "Oh. But he started it! It was Deidara's fault, I swear, really Joy-chan!"
"What!" Deidara exclaimed in outrage "How is it my fault?!"
"It......it wasn't either of your faults....." Joy-chan whispered. "It was probably mine, so-"
"NO IT WASN'T!!!!" both of us yelled. "Actually, hang on, yeah, if you say so." I added onto the end, only to receive a withering glare from Deidara capable of killing lower life-forms.
"I'm guessing this mission is going to be a long one."