YO! What up! It's me, Taichou here with good news and bad news.
Bad news: My computer crashed and died, so my dad had to get rid of it, right after I updated.
Good News: My dad Bought a new one.
Bad News: It had no internet. I was internet less for about a month or so.
Good News: The internet is back.
Bad News: I have writers block.
Good News: I went back to reread story and all my reviews to see if I could get an idea.
Bad News: I met my First flamer. *smirk*
Good News: I've been needing to blow some steam for my jacked up computer, and mister flamer, A.K.A. Kon Bubble Blaster, was my perfect target. *smirk*
Bad News: You tried to make me feel bad about this story with your attempt at a bitter and rude review on my story.
So this is what I have to say to ya Kon Bubble Blaster…this was, and still is, my reaction to your flame…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *grips sides from laughter* *falls out of chair due to laughter* *gets weird looks from my mother* *calms down and wipes tear from eye* …oh man…that cheered me up…I needed a good laugh…
Listen here pup…I thrive on rude remarks, bad criticism, harshness, bitter responses, etc….I am a very difficult person to insult or criticize because I always have some sort of remark to back to you…so, here we go…
*Dramatic Voice* You claim my story is boring…*Drama ends and begins talking in amused voice* so why in hell's name are you reading it…When did I titile it Naruto? I don't recall that…last I checked it was under Inuyasha…I don't remember anything about Naruto in the title, summary, category…nope, nothing, nada…and yes I CAN put little Kagome in this because I have the power of keyboard! Mwahaha!
I gave her a clan…yeah, so? Your opinion matters to me why again? The Bloodline is dormant you idiot…you review at chapter 6 and yet you ask questions like an idiot, if you hate it so much, why did you read that far?…the bloodline…maybe I haven't thought it through…maybe I have…I don't care…I'll make it up as I go along for all I care…
Kagome's eyes…hazel…blue…green…purple…rainbow…I say blue…so she gets blue eyes…get? Got it? Good. Power of the keyboard, remember? *grins* I'm a fan, yes, I can't do the simplest task…hmmm…tell me something I don't know…my parents say that…my teachers say that…cops have told me that…people more important than you have told me that…so I take your opinion with a grain of salt…you don't know me, and yet you try to insult me…here's a tip… try something more original…*amused grin*
Inuyasha…lemme see…maybe I should make him pop out of nowhere, Sesshoumaru too, sorry to disappoint ya, but they don't belong to her clan, I have other plans for these guys and other inuyasha characters. It needs development man, I need to develop my main characters more ya idiot. Besides…Itachi-san , yeah, he's in the way…so more development is needed…
So what if I abuse creativity and imagination! Sad as it may be…I don't give a flying fuck what you think about it…so I'll just use the excuse you love so much…My story…my creativity…my boredom…don't like it, don't read it…make your own story if you hate it that much…that is seriously pathetic…that is sad, really sad man…I'm not making this story for pathetic flamers like you…I write this story for the fans of this story… so if you think you can stop me…think again…as long as I'm alive and kicking…the imagination you hate so much, will continue to type…to make sure to not disappoint my readers, and to piss off flamers like yourself…'cause honestly, it's fun to piss off flamers…I'm that hard to criticize…so eat him alive my army of imaginary voices in my head!
…yes…I'm insane…I know…and I love every minute of it…thank you for listening to my rant…excuse any language, thanks…but, this is to you readers who like this story…my sincerest apologies…the chapter should be up, but I'm not sure when…so you'll just have to wait…
…man that felt good…I needed to blow off some steam…so yeah, flamers, I don't give a flying fuck at what you guys think! If ya leave a flame, that just gives me permission to make fun of ya, so there.
I do take constructive criticism though, it helps me become a better writer, and I appreciate the help…but flamers, you just make me waste unnecessary effort and energy with you people…seriously, do something more worthwhile with your time…don't waste my time…
…Oh! I just got an idea for chapter 7!…crap, I lost it…AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! *begins destroying anything within a ten foot radius within Taichou's mindscape*….except computer…
*continues destroying everything in mindscape like a human battery ram while trying to get controlled by story characters that reside in head…*
Person 1 : ...sorry 'bout that…she gets like this when she gets writer's block…Damnit Alex! Hold her down!
Alex: …not my fault she's so damn strong! Silvia gimme a hand here, or we'll never get writen in her damn novel!
Silvia: …Right…
Person 1: …yeah, Taichou's creating a story…I'm still nameless…I'm an important person in her story who is still nameless…see ya next time for Chapter 7 of C.O.I.A.!
-Taichou