Thank god guys! I got some great questions! Just keep on asking great questions and I'll get chapters out asap!!! I don't own Naruto, because if I did, there would be a lot more sasusaku!!!

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First up is... BRATROCKER!!!!

FINALLY he asks her out! Lol! Anyways, i have better questions. Now so...yeah!

1. Naruto- Why do you only summon frogs and not other cool animals

like...wolves or something?!?!

2. (Ok this is a comment not a question.) ...i know someone who likes you coughcough

shay shay

3. Shino- has Akamaru ever eaten one of your bugs?!?!

4. Itachi- Why do you need Sasuke's eyes? I mean, it's called glasses! Then again,

that wold make Sasuke way hotter!

5. Ino- Why are you a loser?!?!

6. Hinata- Can u say one sentence without stuttering?!?!

7. everyone & anyone...DO U HAVE COOKIES?!?!?!...or a monster?!?!?!

Naruto immediatley looked at the question and started heavily crying. "You don't think frogs are cool?" he asked. "You hath shunned the froggy wallet!!!" He cheered up thiugh as soon as he saw the comment. "Really? Is it Sakura-chan?" he asked. Sasuke then turned angrily to Naruto and growled protectivley, "Stop thinking my girlfriend likes you dobe!" Sasuke then proceeded by tying Naruto up to a flagpole and gagging him. Shino looked at his question and said, "Many times." Kiba looked releived and said, "So that's why he was barfing up bugs all of last week!" Itachi got very mad and said, "Because FLB (foolish little brother) is hotter than me!!!". Ino started to cry and said, "I'm not a loser!!!!" Hinata said, "I-i d-don't quite k-know..." Everybody responded to the last question with a "WE WISH!!!"

Next is... Tour Guide62!!!!

Hey I'm Tour Guide62. And this is my Trainee!

Trainee: Um, Hi.

These are are questions:

Sauske and Ino: Why do you to have emo corners? Runs up to both of them and

slashes their wrists.hahaha.

Trainee: Sir was that wise?

Me: No one knows Bob.

Trainee: My name is not Bob sir it's...

Me: We don't have time for that Snoop.

Trainee: Sir my name is...

Naruto: Why do you were orange? And do you have ADHD?

Sakura...

Trainee: Not the Scary Fan Girl. runs and hides in the closet and starts

crying.

Sakura (a.k.a. the S.F.G.): YOU SHAVED OF GAARA'S EYEBROWS AND GAVE THEM TO

SAUSKE AS A GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T WANT THEM SO YOU GAVE THEM TO LEE TO ADD TO HIS

COLLECTION OF EYBROWS, DIDN'T YOU!?!?

Me: Ok, That's all. I have to get my Trainee out of the closet. HAHAHA

Trainee: I'm not gay sir.

Sasuke and Ino looked at their wrists where they were slashed and immediatley decided to stop being emo. Naruto said, "my mommy said that cows would fall in love with me if I wore orange, and I do if it stands for all dgs have diabetes!" Sakura started by saying, "umm, I didn't shave off Gaara's eyebrows... AND WHAT? LEE HAS AN EYEBROW COLLECTION?". Sasuke then attempted to kill the trainee and yelled, "No insulting my girlfriend!!!!"

Finally, we have... sco23!!!!

Dear Itachi, Have you ever ued tsukiyomi on a girl, and if you didn't, how would you torture her?

Itachi smirked and replied, "Actually, I did use it on FLB's girlfriend... and I killed her over and over again!" Sasuke tackled him and yelled, "WHAT THE HECK?!? I'LL KILL YOU FOR HURTING HER!!!!" (a/n- Sasuke is being very violent huh?)

Thanks for reviewing guys! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as I get more reviews!!! c ya!