Sorry for not updating lately, but I was grounded, so yah... On to asking questions! DON'T OWN IT!

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First is meh great friend... Mewxretasu!!

:O SasuSaku! MAI GAWD! (xD)

QUESTION TIME THEN.

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Sakura, hello. Sit down and have a cookie. offers purple cookie Yeah, it's purple. It's my favorite color!

How are you? Oh, that's good. I'm assuming you said that you're fine. :D Now, I have questions!

You don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable... but why do you keep rejecting Naruto? I think Naruto would make a very good mate for you. You see, he is so wholly dedicated to you and cares so much for you. He has saved you in countless situations and has brightened up your days. (Yes he did. Even if nobody on the show will admit it.)

So.. why? I'm sure he'd be happy if you paid more attention to him :3

I'll be talking to Naruto next. Here, have a few more cookies. Goodbye! hug

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Hello Naruto. How are you? Here, have some of the orange cookies. They're special.. they have sparkles baked into them! :D

tries to eat one of the orange cookies before giving one to Naruto HOLY SON OF A MUFFIN! spits cookie everywhere coughcough

Heh, yeah, sorry. You can just have some of the purple cookies. The orange ones seem to have turned out terribly. :( I'm sorry.

Why is ramen your favorite food? I know it's ummy yummy and warm and either spicy or salty or peppery and is so savory and good and awesomefulishiousness... but why ramen? Curry is pretteh good too. :D Why not curry, or cookies?

Why do you love Sakura-chan so? I think you and Sakura would make a great couple, if only she responded. I can see you two getting along very well.

Is Sasuke your very best friend forever? :D

All right, that's all I have to say to you right now. Here, you can have a few more cookies. I can switch to the stripey cookies before Sasuke comes in.

Thank you!

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Sasuke! Hello! How are you? You're fine, I hope.

Now if you don't mind, have a few of these candy-cane-striped cookies and we'll get right to questioning.

room is silent except for munching noises

All right. We'll begin. Why did you go off to Orochimaru? Was it because of his hair? I mean, he does have pretty awesome hair, but it's not worth leaving your team and your village and Hinata and--

coughcough sasuhina fan

Ahem! But he does have awesome hair, I say. So maybe you should have just asked where he got his hair done and not run away.

Are you and Hinata going to be an item later in the series? wants this so badly that she's making herself believe it's going to happen I think you guys would be great. You're so pwittyful together and you complete each other. You add confidence to her, and she gives you the care you've lacked for a lot of your life.

She is also not a fangirl. :D

Okay, away from the romance questions. Did Itachi-kun cut your hair in your famous spikymazoo style when you were little? Or did you do it yourself, spur of the moment? Or what else?

That's all, I suppose. I'll talk to Hinata next. Thank you!!

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HAIL HINATA!!

Sakura munched on her yummlicious purple cookie while answering her question... that is until Sasuke cut her off by scoffing and saying,"Her and the DOBE? Psht, no way. Forget it. No way in eternity." He then started ranting on and on about how sasusaku kicks the butt of narusaku. Sakura managed to get in, "Ummm, I don't like Naruto like that..." (a-n: Sorry Mew-chan, you can rant against Sasuke if you want! -)

Naruto tried the orange cookie contrary to Mew-chan's critisism of her own cooking and passed out, but he choked out a "Like Hinata-chan..." insert blushing Hinata here

Sasuke stopped his ranting to twitch at the reviewer. "An item? NO! I barely even know Hinako!" Sakura cut in, "It's Hinata, Sasuke..." Sasuke replied, "Oh, SEE MY POINT! IF YOU WEREN'T THE CRAZY LADY'S FRIEND, I WOULD TOTALLY CHIDORI YOU!" And then Itachi (who is sadly now a ghost due to recent manga updates TTTT (BLAME SASUKE!!)) answered the last question. "He used to have uber long hair, but it all ripped off on a tree leaving the chicken butt we all know and love."

Now we have... ela5! (I'm just gonna put it in bold; IM TIRED GUYS!!)

...wow their all violent, i got to say this is quite funny.
well for my questions are: (this for each pearson)
naruto:do you have ramen cause im starving... - TTTT no...
sasuke:what in the worlds is wrong with you?, i know you are emo and all, but see here if you want to go screaming and im avenger and i will kill my brother cause he make me be like this...(well enough of that!). ok you going out wit sakura, whoo-pi-do (dont know how to spell), will you be ok if you son turn out having pink hair? (oh and be a good boy, and dont kill yourself kid...ok)- noooooooo! pink haired kids?
ino:...,yeah i thought i have a questions to her but i cant relly think of a nice one or anything that comes been nice that i been doing. - At least you didn't bash! oink
sakura:im not a big fan of fangirls and fanboys,and im glad that you are over that...right! - Me too! -
well...ok, here my wuestion for you...if all the guys in the anime show of naruto go love crazy for you, what will you do?- Probably mourn for their deaths
neji:would you ever cut you hair, cause their ben rumers that you been cross dressing againg as a girl. ( i do like guys with long hair, i just wanted to say that) - gasp! so YOU'RE the one who is sending death threats to my hair!!
tenten:if lee gets a hair cut and fixes himself, would you go out with him? - blush
lee:cut with the youthfull stufs, god i just wish you will chocke with that youthfull stuff. but you are an all alright guy in my book mess up fruit loop. how much do you love sakura?- LIKE I LOVE THE FLAMING POWER OF YOUTH!!is beat up by Sasuke
hinata:buck up hinata you are more then you think and after all you are the one who controls this relatioship with naruto, so show your true colors. b-but... is cut off by the lee and sasuke battle
shino:i like bugs, but i hate ants! have you ever cry when a bug dies? - yes...
kiba:i have a chihuha and i wanted to step on him, but i cant cause my sister wont let me...so what do i do? - CUDDLE IT!!
garra:panda,can you kill the weather man were i live, he tends to lie more then usuall? (dont worry i will pay you with a bag full of cookies, that i keep in my stash)- coooooooooookies drool
temaru:when is the wedding?- blush
shikamaru:same question as temari. - faints
choji:share with me you bag of potatoe chips! no! mine!
itachi:hey weasel face,do you love some one and tell me the truth cause i will tell everyone what you and the day you wore kisame and the 'im superstar' song. -... how did you find that?
kisame:fishy boy, why are you blue?- Itachi dyed me blue
sasori:are you secretly in love with deidara, un? No- un
deidara:have yo ever wash you hands, yeah? No-yeah
tobi:you are not special, you are meat and guts...can you even see with that mask? Yes, cuz I'm a good boy
and everyone in tha akatsuki: do you guys ever do something then haging around a garage of an old man who still live in with his mother (aka pain)? ummmm, yah?
and the adults of naruto:youll people are pedaphollies and pervs. GASP

Me: --' okay, see you guys next time!!

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