The Espada's Guide to Life, Hueco Mundo and Everything.
Date: 17/09/09 / Updated: 14/02/10
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Stay On The Right Side Of The Law
In order to make your time at Las Noches as comfortable as possible, it is advisable to follow all orders and rules, unless you are seeking to loose a few limbs e.g. your left arm. This is not recommended. From what I gather, said process is very painful – though not what I would call undeserved.
It also helps your reputation. If, for example, a lower member of the Espada tries to annoy you, you can just say, "I am going to tell Aizen-sama." This will normally work to get rid of the offending Espada, though it is ineffective on some members.
In some cases, it will hinder rather than help. You may become known as, "Aizen's Pet," "Mr Doom and Gloom," "Stick up the backside," or any number of derogatory nicknames. Of course, I don't care what others may think of me.
Besides, it is simply easier to obey orders. Don't you people enjoy being alive? Is there some flaw in the Espada that they seem to be suicidal maniacs? Am I the only sane one, other than Mr Sleepy and SharkWoman?
Disregard that, One and Two-sama.
I understand, though, that the concept of obedience may be hard to grasp, seeing as the average intelligence of the Espada is slightly higher than your common ape. Tsk, did I say that out loud?
Either way, staying on the right side of the law can help if you are inclined to be the pranking type. If, for example, you were to sneak catnip into a certain Espada's tea, causing them to become hyperactive (theoretically speaking, of course) the last person who the blame would fall on would be you. Not that I'd know from experience.