The Espada's Guide to Life, Hueco Mundo and Everything.
Word count: 398
Date: 25/10/09
Summary: Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches.
Characters: Everyone in Las Noches.
Pairings: None.
Spoilers: Only if you don't know who all the Espada are…
Disclaimer: Iay on'tday ownay eachBlay.
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Keeping One's Opinions to One's Self
Before I start, I must say that this is a very good idea. Kudos to you, Ulquiorra – I was getting bored of watching my Fraccion fight over who was going to serve me tea.
Anyway…someone had put this book inside the cereal box – who knows why.
If you are someone who has a tendency to mouth off, then I suggest you do not come to Hueco Mundo. Many of the Espada are quite sensitive, especially Aaroneiro.
Me, personally, I have a tendency to say the most brusque things at extremely inopportune moments. This is why I wear a rather high collar – to remind myself not to mouth off.
For example: once, I told Nnoitra that he looked like a paedophile – poor guy had to go into counselling for three months. Kami, did I feel guilty.
Another time I admitted to my Fraccion that Mila-Rose was my favourite – it took me half a year to convince them that they were all equal.
See the problems? The age-old saying is true: if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all. Or at least say it in a way that isn't brutally cutting.
Suppose you are one of those people who just can't help but state your opinion? I find that it helps if you picture the person as a gibbering wreck. Consider carefully what you are about to say, count to ten, and it should be fine. Unless you really do want to cause permanent emotional trauma.
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Eh...I'm not as happy with this one. Halibel is hard to write...
I didn't want to do this...I really didn't want to do this but...please, please, ideas people! I'm begging here. I have a grand total of two-ish, and you don't want me to put this on hiatus, right?