Finally! And only one this time. Sorry guys! But I'm going to do my best to update regularly now, since these are so easy to do. Moving inspired me lol
Joe dialed the next number on the list, ready to be told off yet again.
Ring ring!
"Hello?" A gruff voice answered.
"Hi I-" Joe didn't get a chance to finish because a new younger voice started to talk. "Hey whoever you are, Lassiter is currently busy getting ready for some hot sex with his dashing young lover. No! You can't have the phone back! Shoo Lassie or no loving for you! Ok, phone person unless you're important don't call back. Thanks!"
Joe sighed and hung up the phone. He hated this job. Still, it had some pretty interesting moments.