A/N Sorry for any awkward words. I'm trying to work with different accents.

Disclaimer: As much as I'd like to, I don't own Twilight. Nor do I own Nazi's...or the Swatstika, which I probably spelled wrong.

Don't take offense to any of the accents used. Brenda went into her living room and her dad was watching one of the Harry Potter movies, and Cedric Diggery(Edward Cullen, sexyyyy guy...etc..) was on the screen and had a british accent, which started our accent fad. Please, please, do not take this to offense, we make fun of everyone, I promise.

"Goodmoro!" I exclaimed, skipping through the upstairs hall. Ever since we had returned from reverso-cabinetso land I'd been turned into a vampire, as was Tali, and Emmett, Alice, Jasper, and Edward were human. And of course Carlisle was a baby, he was so cute!!

"Stomp, stomp, stomp" could be heard from Emmett's bedroom, I decided to greet him first.

"Emmmetttttt!!" I yelled in a sing-songy voice. He through his door open, and there clad in Nazi-Swatstika, and Hitler hair cut and mustache.

Surpressing giggles, I managed to get out a "What are you wearing?" and than burst out laughging.

Emmett stood up straight, head held high, and began to explain how he woke up, and normally he likes to stand in the mirror for about ten minutes each morning greeting each of his muscles, and when he did he had a german accent. And he figured that he might as well roll with it.

I nodded slightly, and walked to the next room, the room of Baby Carlisle. I was about open his door, when a screeching sound, a mix scared cat. and a microphone that was going hay-wire blared from his slightly opened door.

"Carlisle?" I tapped lightly.

"Come on in, Lassy," he said with a thick scottish accent.

Sure enough I walked in and there was the scared cat, and microphone that was going hay-, no I'm kidding. He was playing the bag pipes. Wearing red and green plaid kilt, and baggy black shirt, he put down his bag pipes, realizing that I was holding my ears.

"Donna ya know the famous composer Lassygin's famous Lamb of Sheep? Famous in Scottland, made people's ears bleed." He explained, a little tear forming. He must've been proud.

"Bloody 'ell!" A crash came from Edwards room, I through Baby Carlisle onto my badk, and sprinted into Edward's room. Once we got there, Carlisle jumped down and walked around dizzily.

"No wonder Bella always complained out this.." Baby Carlisle said, holding his head.

I giggled but shushed him immediatly, remembering what we were here for.

"Sod off!" Shouted Edward through his pen at the window, which ended up exploding and getting ink every where.

"I w- I was just tryin-(crying) -g to write in this god forsaken journal!! But that...that PEN! UGH!" He rolled off his bed and pounded his fists on the ground.

"Teen angst." Explained Carlisle.

"Ahh.." I said nodding my head.

We both backed slowly out of the room slowly.

"GET OFFA MY LAWN, SUNNAY!" Shouted an old man.

With pants pulled so high, that they were right under her boobs, a cane, and a checkered shirt tucked in to her forest green cords, and hair tucked into a fedora with a feather, was the lovely Rosalie.

She was trying to beat a black ball of furr on the ground, but once the ball of furr moved, it turned into Alice...wearing a furr straight jacket.

"RED HEADED DEVIL!!!" Shouted Insane Alice, pointing at Rosalie.

"I ain't the devil, you crazy! WACKOOOOOOO!" Shouted Rosalie running out of the room in her black loafers.

We heard a crash and Rosie went tumbling down the stairs, "My lumbar!". She croaked.

"I'll get the ice.." Said Carlisle trotting out of the room, his "kilt" swishing back and forth.

"C'mon Alice," I said, putting a collar around her wrist, "let's go find Tali, maybe she's still sane..." I laughed and she 'woofed!' her agreement.

"DadadaDADADA!" Exclaimed Tali from the kitchen.

Wearing a black beret, black leggings, a black and white horizontal striped shirt, and red scarf, she was spinning, elegantly, around the kitchen.

"Bonjour!" She yelled cheerily, running over to me and we double-cheek-kissed.

"Que est avec la leash et la main?" She asked, pointing to the leash that I HAD had Alice on.

"Oh dead God..." I said, looking down at the leash that contained Alice's hand and her purple leash. I decided to just explain how everyones voices and personalities had changed.

I grabbed her wrist and we ran through the house looking for everyone.