A/N:....Don't even ask where tihs came from xD! It's just our random way of brainstorming... we do not mean to make ufn of any accents or anything. if we offend you we are very very sorry ;-; we're just not good with writing in accents xD and thanks to Carmen/Cameron whatever...I now have to speak french D: and I don't know french xD! To Google Translators. Away! xD! actually no. Wait. Idea! xD in Carmen? Cameron whatever's chapters, I'll speak in French because she knows French and in my chapters i'll speak in Spanish...NO damn That'd get too confusing! Damnit why did they have to tkae French from my school?! I wanted to tkae french not spanish D: lol I don't know anything except for Lumiere means Light (Thanks to Beauty and the Beast xD Yay Lumiere the candleabra :3.) and that Piscine means pool...and j'taime means I love you, and "bonjour mon ami" xD

Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight. or Anything...except for the plotline. xD Now go read the chappy :3

"Everone come down to the living room." Emmett boomed in his thick german accent. Everyone ran down to the living room and sat in their usual spots. Alice was licking her wounded hand, Edward was shaking for some reason, Carmen was trying to keep Rosalie away from Alice, and I was sitting there being cute in all my Frenchy Cuteness.

"Quest-ce tu fait?" I asked curiously. Why I was speaking in French, I had no idea. I had only ever taken Spanish.

"...what?" Emmett asked with his german accent which made him sound mean, angry, and scary all at once.

"She asked "what's going on?" Carmen translated.

"Merci" I smiled.

"We are going to WAR!" Emmett shouted.

"Pour Qoui?"

"STOP SPEAKING IN FRENCH WOMAN!" Emmett yelled loudly.

"Tu est mechante!" I started crying.

"Cameron. Translate. Now!"

"Okay Mr. Hitler two point oh. She asked why then said "you're so mean" after you yelled."

"Okay...so we are going to WAR because I feel like it. We will be using stuffed animals. Only, instead of stuffed. We shall be filling them with nickels!" Emmett shouted.

"Pourquoi utilisons-nous nickels?"

"All I got out of that was 'nickels" SPEAK ENGLISH WOMAN!"

"Arrêter de crier!" I started crying again.

"Emmett! Stop yelling at her, she doesn't respond well to yelling, and she asked why are we going to use nickels?"

"Because! Nickels are more fun!"

"Okay then..."

"We shal split into two groups. Boys versus Girls."

"Pourquo---"

"NO MORE FRENCH WOMAN!" Emmett shouted at me.

"Je suis désolé" I cried.

"She said she's sorry."

"Okay..."

We split up into our groups, and plotted, and plotted, and did a lot of plotting.

~~Skipping to the beginning of the 'war'~~

I ran over to emmett's room where the boys were planning.

I knocked...when Emmett answered the door I asked, "Bonjour Emmett, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

"Nein! Nein Nein!" Emmett shouted, "I am Planning a WAR!"

I then threw some of my stuffed animals at Emmett and ran away giggling.

When I returned to our plotting place of impending doom, (a.k.a. Alice & Jasper's room) I was greeted by Carmen, Alice and Rosalie. "Il a travaillé"

We then heard a knocking at the door. We all opened it, and saw Carlisle looking up at us with his big, cute, baby eyes looking as cute as a baby could.

"Awwwwwww" We cooed at him. Out of nowhere the boys dropped down from the ceiling and threw all of their Nickel filled animals at us. "Damnit!" Everyone but me shouted.

Alice pounced on Edward, who shouted 'bloody 'ell' as Alice started gnawing on his kneecap. Rosalie shouted, "Git offa mah Lawn you young whippersnappers!!" and chased the boys around with her cane as the rest of us threw our remaining nickel filled animals at the boys.

"les filles gagner" I shouted.

"Yups Tali, The girls did win," Carmen agreed with me and laughed. because we did the usual for our betting. Guys have to wear silly outfits and dance the YMCA in the fountain in front of the school.