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TPOV:

"Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me. Been an awful good girl, santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa baby a fifty four convertable too, light blue. I'll wait up for you dear, santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight." I started sinigng dancing with the broom, "Think of all the fun i've missed, think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed. Next year i could be just as good if you check off my christmas list, santa baby I want a yacht and really that's not alot, been an angel all year santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, Santa honey on elittle tihng i really need the deed to a platinum mine santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight --" I paused as I heard someone laughing at the front door. The song was still playing on the radio:"lets see if you believe in me, santa baby forgot to mentio none little tihng, a ring...I don't mean on the phone, santa baby, hurry down the chimney toniiight."

"Jacob Black what are you doing here!" I shouted hands on my hips, "and intterupting my song."

"Well, Bella went down to Florida to visit her mom, and I'm all alone so I figured let's come bother my favorite vampire family."

"Why didn't you come over yesterday if you wanted to see us? I mean we were all here yesterdya for Thanksgiving."

"I dunno, hanging out with the pack for the holidays?"

I just noticed that Jake was shirtless, "Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eyes out with those 'manly' chesticles of yours," I went to the kitchen adding, "we have left overs, would you like 'em?"

"Sure why not."

I then used my ninja skills to hide in the shadows with a whole turkey hidden behind my back. Jacob came in and I gave out a battle cry and managed to shove half of the turkey into Jake's mouth. "Get in there damn you!" I shouted at the turkey.

Carmon/Cameron, I forget'sPV:

Emmett, Jazster, Alice, and I heard Tali's infamously scary battle cry and ran down the stairs to see her standing on Jake's head using a toilet plunger, the one from the joisting of course, to shove our whole turkey down his mouth.

Alice and Jazster started taking pictures, and Emmett and I worked to pull Tali away. Tali ended up flying into the chandelier, but atleast no one choked.

"What's going on??" I finally demanded, stamping my foot.

"Well, he was hungry, so I gave him food." Stated Tali innocently swinging from the chandelier.

Jake smiled sheepishly, "I like food."

I giggled and took Jake up to Edward and my room to get him clean clothes.

*Up in Edward and CameronCarmen's room*

"So how're you and pretty boy doing? I heard he went to Florida.." Jake said concerned.

"Dunno." I said flatly.

Jake gave me his wolfypuppylookatmeI'madorable look and waited for me to explain further.

I told him how I knew Edward had been going to see Bella when he thought Jazster and I were playing bingo on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Or when Tali and I had our who can knock Emmett down with our surprise attacks first on Thursdays. Jake said he knew to, he could smell it on Bella, and that's why she went to Florida, because they'd broken up, and she needed to get away.

"I don't know what to do it feels like I'm 'caught in a bad romance, caught in a bad romance. Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah Roma, Roma-ma, Gaga, ooh la la Want your bad romance.'" Lady Gag's, Bad Romance interupted me.

"Thank you Alice," I said nodding at the door way where her and Tali were head banging.

I cleared my throat and went over to shut the door.

"Anyways, yes. That's it." I said nodding my head once.

All of the sudden he walked over and kissed me.

From downstairs we could hear a chorsus of "aww's" and than Emmett saying "Hey, why is there a cardboard cut out of me on the floor?!"

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