Chapter 4- "Damn it Wendy, I Care!"

Another week to a month, four more weeks...Oh goddamn it, I give up! I lost track of time and I knew Kenny wouldn't leave me hanging like this. He probably has called the authorities, they just can't find the stupid island! I don't know how much longer we would be here but Wendy caught a bad fever and WT and I had to take care of her.

Wendy was just so sick.

I petted her hair. "Wendy, you haven't touched anything in days. Aren't you hungry?"

Wendy looked at me. "....I want to eat but..." She began coughing. "I can't, I'll puke it all up again."

WT tried to get Wendy to eat. "Come on, sugar. You haven't eaten anything in two days now."

Wendy shook her head. "No. That's ok, I don't want anything."

I couldn't accept that. "Wendy, I'm worried about you. You barely eat anything. You've got to eat."

Wendy began reaching for the bowl of mangoes as I peeled two. I cut small bits and tried feeding her as she took small bites. WT began feeding her the rest. She stopped WT after the first mango was finished and he walked out of the hut. I knew he would do that, he's been itching for some romance to happen on the island. Which does not include Wendy and me, really it doesn't! I'm not denying anything, goddamn it! What's wrong with you people?!?! Don't you have other things to worry about instead of wondering if Wendy and I will get together?!?!"

I stared at Wendy. "Um...Wendy, I need to come clean about something. This has been bothering me for awhile now."

Wendy sat up. "What is it, Cartman?" She was really interested now. "What's--"

My eyes wouldn't move away from hers. "Is Stan who you really want? It seems you're not sure about him."

Wendy sighed. "Well...There is a problem now, Cartman."

My eyes widened. "What did I do now?"

"Exactly, it's what you've done to me. I'm attracted to you, Cartman."

I crossed my arms. "Wait a damn minute, Wendy! The last time you were "supposedly" interested in me, it was only sexual tension that time! What the hell is going on here?"

Wendy looked so sad. "I'm so sorry, Cartman but my feelings changed. I want you now, Stan isn't who I want."

It was the truth. She didn't want Stan, I could tell by the look in eye about it. She seemed way more interested in me. I could tell, Wendy wanted me around a lot more ever since she got sick. She wanted me by her bedside and she wanted me to cuddle with her at night now.

It was such a shock to me because I thought we wouldn't work out at all.

"Wendy." I looked straight into her eyes. "You sure this is the truth? This isn't sexual tension again is it?"

Wendy sat up. "No." she smiled. "I want you, Cartman but how do I tell Stan that it's over? It'll break his heart."

I felt so awful for taking Stan's girl. "Well, he's going to have to hear it. I don't want to see Stan break down and cry but he has to hear the truth, Wendy. Keeping secrets are deadly, babe."

Wendy stopped stiff. "B-Babe? I'm you're babe, Cartman?" She blushed. "I didn't think you found me that--"

I moved closer. "You're my babe now, Wendy. Can I make-out with you?"

Wendy laughed. "I'm sick and feeling like such shit, Cartman. You'll get my fever and stuff."

I frowned. "Goddamn it, I really was excited about it!"

Wendy smiled. "When I'm better ok plus you'd be pissed if I gave you my fever."

WT held his head down and frowned. "Perfect moment ruined! Y'all should've done it anyway! I want see some action!"

I put my hands on my hips. "WT! This isn't a porno flick, damn it! Why are you so interested in our relationship?"

WT told me that he just wanted to see some action as I argued with him. Wendy began laughing because I guess it looked weird that I was picking a fight with a scarecrow. It would look weird to anyone because the scarecrow would win, he would just sit there and take it and smile at you knowing that he did win. WT still went on and on how precious love is and it made him sound like a hopless romantic.

WT sighed. "Cartman. I've had two divorces and my third wife died this month." WT sat down. "That's why I drink so much...I want to quit you know but when you're drunk...you don't feel the pain as much."

Wendy looked at WT. "You miss her, don't you?"

WT sighed. "Yeah. I just want you two to work out. You know, you two acted a lot like us when we were gettin' to know each other. Except, she was Cartman and I was Wendy." WT began laughing. "She was the meanest woman this side of Tennessee! Whenever the men would hear, "Carina Beckston" the bars would clear out, shops closed up early, and the men went home. Yes sir, she's my wild third wife. I hear it was all the cheatin' in her previous affairs why she came out that way. Shoot, I promised myself I'd never tell that story but I just wanted you guys to hear it."

Wendy laughed so hard at the story as I began laughing myself. WT was a great storyteller, he'd been all over the place and his stories could be so funny you died laughing to so sad you'd cry so much. I loved hearing his stories. He'd tell them whenever we worked on our huts, went hunting, walked around the island, or when were just so bored.

WT walked to over to Wendy. "Now, you need to eat up, darlin'." WT laughed. "I'll tell you, when Carina used to burn everythin' for dinner, she'd curse to hell and when she got sick she'd curse to hell. Man, wildest woman I've ever met."

Wendy began laughing. I was so glad. She barely smiled when she came down with her fever. Wendy didn't lie when she said she felt like shit because she looked like it too, in the sick way not the offensive way. One time, she tried to get herself out of bed and she fell. She was so weak, she couldn't get herself back up to get into bed.

It was so awful and I felt so bad. I don't normally feel bad for my enemies but Wendy wasn't my enemy anymore. She was my crush or lover now I guess. We weren't enemies anymore in politics or whateva it was. She's a feminist and I'm not.

Wendy began picking at the mango. Then she began eating more of really fast. "More, more, give me more!"

WT smiled. "Well I'll be, she's hungry again. I'll go get her some smoked fish. I'll be back, alright lovebirds?"

WT went to get his spear and went west to go hunt for fish. It was just Wendy and me. Oh damn it, why did WT have to leave? Now I'd have to talk to Wendy on how we would make this work and other stuff. I wasn't the best talker on love but Wendy has been in a relationship. She'll have to help me if this is going to work.

I began slowly. "Alright, Wendy. Since you're my girlfriend now, wow...um...." I paused for a long time. "Um......Let's see....."

Wendy began to help me. "You want us to see each other more, right? You want us too hold hands, you want us to draw hearts of our names on our stuff, you want us to go to each other's houses, and other stuff, right?"

Wow, she's good. "Yeah....All of what you said. Um......I love you, Wendy."

Wendy laughed. "I won't have to bow down to God Cartman again will I?"

I got annoyed. "Damn it, Wendy! I care! I don't want you to do that again, I feel terrible over it, ok?!?! You need to help me and not criticize me so much! I'm not good at this!"

Wendy gave me a cute look. "Hey, Cartman." She reached into her bag. "I have all these sugar cookies but I couldn't possibly eat all twenty of these. That's too many calories..."

I stared at the sugar cookies. ".......Give me! Wendy, you share those with me right now! Come on, Wendy!" She began making me beg and try to reach for it, damn it! "Wendy, don't starve me! Come on we can share those!

Wendy took them back. "Not until you say that I'm beautiful, Cartman."

I froze. "Um......Uh....Um...Y-You're beautiful, Wendy. You're so sexy!" I covered my mouth. "Now, Wendy...That shouldn't have come out...I-I..I-I..Oh.."

Wendy screamed with excitement. "It's official you're my boyfriend! Come here, Cartman!"

Wendy jumped on me as we fell on her bed and wildly made-out. Man, Wendy could kiss! She was all over me! I tried my best with the kissing but I've never done it this ways so I tried using my tongue like Kenny said how to do it. He said to wrap it around her's like I was licking ice-cream and touch her boobs....Oh wait! That was for sex, Kenny told me not to try that, he said to wait until we were serious....He said a couple years or so....then he would tell me how to do the rest. You know what, thank god for Kenny! Thank you so much god for making Kenny a dirty-minded friend! Thank god for Kenny!

Wendy smiled and then she broke away from me. ".........I'm sorry Cartman! I don't know what came over me...I-I was...."

I grabbed her closer. "Damn, Wendy...I didn't know you were such a wild girl! You couldn't wait to do this, could you?"

She fell over. "Oh damn, I forgot that I'm so weak...I shouldn't have done that."

I picked up Wendy and put her in bed. "Ok, you need to seriouslah rest, ok? You can't be a wild woman like that and you're sick but I'll be waiting for when she attacks again."

Wendy laid back in bed as she felt my hands go around her waist. She smiled. She wanted some cuddling so I gave it to her so she'd feel better and I think she already is. WT came back to see that bed was a mess and Wendy and I were lying together. He almost thought that we had sex but he then his emotions changed.

He knew that we had made-out.

He threw down his straw hat and began imitatinghis wife. "GOSHDANG IT! I missed it! Damn it! I missed the action! Shucks! Shit! Dang it! Cowpatties! Goddamn it! Shucks! Sugar Honey Iced Tea! Fire Under Craptastical Kite! Dang it! Horseshit! Shit! Shit! And more shit with bullshit! Shucks!"

Wendy and I couldn't believe WT. He sweared so much in one time until he was out of breath practically but he acted just like his wife when something didn't go right. WT walked to his hut and I guess he decided to go make the smoked fish for Wendy but I knew now that he missed the moment, he'd be watching out for when he could catch us making out again.

Wendy and I hid under the covers as we began laughing. We had never seen WT so mad but it was so funny how he was leaping in the air cursing while he threw his hands around in such passion. I've never seen someone curse like that but Kyle when he found out I fucked up both his TV and his room looking to see if had money but the way WT did it was more passionate! Oh my god, I almost pissed myself laughing over that!

I turned to Wendy who turned to me. I can't believe I was getting lost in the world of love. Part of me didn't want anything to do with it but Wendy made the other part me want it so much more. It wasn't about my greed anymore. I wanted to make sure WT survived and Wendy especially Wendy since I loved her so much.

That's Chapter 4. Pretty funny, huh? Lol. Please R&R