Chapter two:

All Perry had to do was teach Razz some fighting moves and manage her temper. Easy right?

Wrong.

Razz couldn't sit still for more than a minute. She always ran around, or tackled down Perry with a cooing chatter. Perry sighed, knowing it was as pointless to train her as it was teaching Doofenshmirtz to walk straight.

"Oh, there you two are," said Phineas as he spotted the two platypi. Perry was in his "doesn't do much" cover up and Razz was in her "frightened, but feisty" state. Razz let out an low, angry chatter. "Don't worry, Razz. We'll find your owners...," Phineas assured.

We'll find your owners... owners... owners...

It echoed in the platypus' head. Her... owners... Razz huffed. She despised her owners. Her last owners were... well, let's just say, they weren't very nice to her. Luckily for her, the only way that those two freaky-deeks would find her past owners were if they searched in New York.

"Phineas, what if we never find Razz's owners?" Isabella asked.

"Well, it looks like we'll have to spread out our search!"

Razz let out a troublesome sigh. Even if they did find her old owners, they wouldn't want her and she would never go back with them.

Phineas set Razz down and Isabella patted Razz's head. "It'll be okay, Razzy. We'll find them."

Razz looked up at the girl and smiled a bit.... Now that she thought about it, these kids aren't so bad.

"C'mon, Isabella. Let's help Ferb built a worldwide messenger!" With that, the two were gone.

As soon as they were, Razz sat up as Perry jolted on his two feet and placed his head on his head.

They're very sweet, Razz thought, smiling. Perry seemed to have read her face and he nodded. He then got into his fighting stance. Razz rolled her eyes. I rather push pencils than train. As if I didn't know enough already.

Perry narrowed his eyes and let out a huff. Stop being so stubborn, he thought, why did I have to be stuck with such a sassy, non-enthuse trainee?

Like Perry, Razz could read the other's face as if it was an open book. I guess you could call it a platypus thing. She tackled Perry down with an angry chatter.

Perry kicked her off and smirked. He motioned for her to try to come at him again. Razz turned red with furry at his taunting. She rushed towards him, but this time Perry dodged. Razz swung around and swung a fist at Perry. She managed to punch him in the gut, knocking the air out of him. Again, she tried to tackle him, but Perry quickly recovered and dodged, this time by jumping over her. He then grabbed her foot and one of her arms. Perry smiled in victory, until, that is, when Razz flipped him to the side. She sat on his stomach and smiled, quite pleased with herself. She then leaned close to him and chattered sweetly.

"How's that for enthusiasm?" it translated simply. She then nuzzled her beak against him, which frankly shocked the blue platypus.

Suddenly, Phineas came back to see Perry looking quite feeble laying on his back with his arms like a mantas and his hat now gone with Razz hovering over him, gently pressing her front paws on his chest and nuzzling his beak.

"Um... Okay, then," said Phineas, feeling very uncomfortable, "I'll get you later, Razz..." He slowly backed out and shut the fence door.

"What happened?" Ferb asked in his British accent.

"I, ah... don't want to talk about it...," Phineas replied.

Back in the back yard, Razz had already departed from Perry, leaving him stunned, confused adn blushing like mad.

What just happened? Perry asked himself repeatedly. One minute they were fighting and the next, Razz was being all lovey dovey.

Razz sat by the tree, feeling pure enjoyment of Perry's utter confusion. Yes, it was true she liked him, but she wasn't about to just tell him. She would wait until he would ask and then she'd tell him a lie and get him more confused. You see; Razz could be cruel at times.

Just as Razz guessed he'd do, Perry went over to her with a very confused look. Razz looked at him, faking confusion as she tilted her head. Perry flinched, knowing what she was up to. She's just playing mind games! ...Wow... And I thought Major Monogram was just being over dramatic...

"Is it safe?" called Phineas. The two platypi quickly got down on all four. Phineas cautiously stuck his head in, and then sighed a relief. "C'mon, girl. We're ready for you," he said as he walked over to Razz and gently picked her up. AS he carried her over his shoulder, Razz winked at Perry. Once they were gone, Perry's face turned beat red.

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Ninjagirly: Yay! More rambling!! 8D

Wow. Poor Phineas! XD No, they weren't doing nothing, but still. Isn't it awkward walking in on a couple who are snuggling? Anywayz, Perry is way too smart to fall for Razz's lil mind games for long! Razz just like confusing the heck outta him, because, well, it's funny and she likes him, which is sorta a bonus! lol Now, some of you should have known this lil scene was coming! I can't do a story without any romance! Romance rox! XDD

Thanks for the comments and thanks to Michelle735 for helping me correct Planty's and Doofenshmirtz's name! :)