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And now on to the disclaimer!

Kyouya: Ouran and its characters come solely from the brain of Bisco Hatori. If Dikane owned us then we would go bankrupt very quickly.

...Thank you Kyouya....

Chapter 3

Tamaki was probably the first to figure out just who it was that Akane had chucked into the old music room, seeing as how fast he had ducked behind Kyouya. Akane glared furiously at the male sprawled on the ground. Hunny looked from Akane to the teenager that was scrambling to his feet, then back to Akane.

"Kane-chan," Hunny tugged lightly at the girls pant leg to capture her attention, "why are you mad at Ne-kun?" Kyouya adjusted his glasses as he tried to cover up his momentary surprise.

"I'm also curious as to what Nekozawa-senpai did to uspet you." Kyouya pulled out his book under the table, pencil poised to jot down his notes. Akane shot another dark look at the president of the black magic club, scowling as he hid behind Mori.

'Wow, he's tall. Really, really tall.' Akane looked at the gorgeous guy that the target of her wrath was cowering behind, keeping her scowl firmly in place. She looked over at Kyouya, then to a short, adorable blond kid. They had both asked what that puppet holding nutcase had done to upset her, but the question for her was where to start? Akane scratched her cheek as she thought this over, taking a seat next to a girl with glasses. She decided to scrap what they didn't really ask for, so all the times she had dealt with Nekozawa in the past could wait until they specifically asked for it.

"He spilled my coffee." Akane could practically see the sweatdrops on everyone in the room.

"It wasn't my fault! And I said I was sorry!" Nekozawa piped up from behind his human wall. Tamaki tore his fearful gaze off of the black clad man and looked towards Akane, a shudder running along his spine. He was terrified of Nekozawa, and if the curse giving teen was scared of this girl than Tamaki was too.

"All of this over coffee? Doesn't that seem a bit childish?" Akane turned her head slightly to see a very girly looking boy with brown eyes.

"I don't know Haruhi," a mishevious looking red head chimed in from behind Akane and her couch companion before a boy that looked exactly like him finished the sentence, "you've seen Hunny when he's been cake deprived." A shudder ran down the twins spines, even a small one going down Haruhi's and Tamaki's. Hunny, or so Akane guessed this boy to be Hunny seeing as how the four males had looked at him when the shudder ran through them, climbed up and sat in Akane's lap. Now she'd never admit this to anyone, but she actually didn't mind the cute bunny holding kid cuddling against her.

"Poor Kane-chan! I know I don't like it when I can't have my cake," Hunny nodded vigourously for emphasis, "but you shouldn't beat up Ne-kun. It was an accident. Right Ne-kun?" Hunny gave a small giggle as he looked towards the last place Nekozawa was, only to discover he was gone. 'Must have snuck out while we were talking.' Akane though to herself. The girl next to her shifted slightly, giving Akane a small smile.

"Hi, my name's Sam." Akane gave a small nod as a greeting, looking up curiously as the twins behind them jumped over the back of the couch and sat on either side of Sam.

'Just what are those two up to now?' Sam looked cautiously between the two, knowing she was trapped. The brothers each wrapped an arm around her, one around her shoulders and one around her waist.

"What do you want?" Sam asked, still a little miffed that she had been drug here against her will. Suddenly her face was squished against the twin's as the rubbed their faces on hers.

"Poor Sam, you look so bored," the twin on Sam's right, she thought it was Hikaru, started. "but I can fix that," Kaoru finished. Sam felt the arm around her waist tighten as Kaoru pulled her tight against his body, his face mere inches from her own. He gave her a smile that caused her cheeks to turn at least three different shades of red. She was so engrossed in the handsome twin in front of her that she didn't feel the arm around her shoulders retract. Kaoru smirked and Sam could practically see horns on top of his head. With a huff she pushed Kaoru away from her, muttering somthing along the lines of perverted devils. It was in that moment that Sam realized Nagini, her precious baby, wasn't resting on her shoulders under her dress anymore.

"Get that thing away from me!" Sam looked over when she heard Tamaki yell, the blond running away from a certain pair of twins holding her snake and chasing the king of the Host Club. The twins were cackling madly as they terrorized their friend.

"What's the matter tono?" Hikaru asked gleefully.

"Afraid of a little snake?" Kaoru chimed in, laughing as Tamaki gave a small squeak and hid behind Kyouya.

"Mother! The twins are picking on their father!" Kyouya sighed and shut his laptop with a small click.

"I haven't even graduated high school and I already have children. Where has my youth gone?" Sam watched the antics of the high schoolers, amused at how they acted. She stood up and walked swiftly over to the twins, who were bearing down on the cowering Tamaki, and plucked Nagini from their grasp. The twins pouted as the reptile was taken from them.

"Aw, you're no fun Sam." The devils chorused, wrapping an arm around each others shoulders.

It was about five o'clock before Akane heard Kyoya announce that the club was officially over. She still didn't understand what they did, because all they did today was hang out. Countless times the young adult tried to leave, and countless times her planes were thwarted by those damned puppy eyes that Hunny turned on her. Every single time he reeled her back in, she could swear she saw pink flowers around his head and even sparkles in the air around him. Her stay wasn't all that bad, she got free cake and tea. Man could Hunny pack that cake into his nonexistent tummy. In the, oh, two hours Akane was in the club she learned every one's name, even learned that she didn't like Tamaki. He was, well to put it nicely, annoying and slightly obnoxious.

Akane scooped up her worn messenger bag and turned to leave, only to run into the chest of a very tall Mori. She blinked once, her mind shutting off for a few seconds, before looking up. Hunny sat on the taller boy's shoulders, hugging Usa-chan tightly and grinning down at the younger girl.

"Usa-chan and I were wondering if you'd stop by for cake tomorrow Kane-chan." And then he did it, smiled and tilted his head in the way that made anyone want to please the small teen. Mori stood impassive, his gaze devoid of emotion. As Akane nodded, however, a look of satisfaction crossed his face. Apparently he was happy that she made Hunny happy. He placed his hand on top of her head and gave her a small smile as Hunny cheered and rambled on about the different kinds of cake they would eat. Akane, however, was in too much shock to listen to him. Mori, the most impassive person she had ever met, actually smiled! Now if he would ever say something to her she could brag that she would never be surprised by anything again.

Sam managed to sneak away from the twins, leaving the rest of the Host Club to fend for themselves. She noticed the girl from earlier, Akane if she remembered correctly, saying goodbye to the cousins at the door. Sam stepped into the hallway right before Akane and the two fell into step, a comfortable silence settling between them. The two girls walked out of the building and down the street, unaware of the shadows that followed them.

Ok, so I had to cut this one short because I haven't updated in a while and didn't know when I could update this one. Sorry its kind of short, but the next one will be longer I swear!!!

Next chapter: Can the girls survive at the zoo with the Host Club? Can they keep the boys from getting them all kicked out?