Just a note before we start: Considering that I only got like 5 dares before writing this chapter, (I didn't want to hold it off any longer) I am now permitting an UNLIMITED amount of truth and/or dare submissions at a time. As long as they are only about the classic saga, of course, than anything is fair game. Also, I encourage you, the readers/submitters to try to balance out truths with dares, as there was only 1 truth submitted last time. It's hard to make a truth round when there aren't any.
Thank you.
Jenna: Welcome back to Truth or Dare, starring the Mega Man cast. Thank you to all who have submitted truths and dares. I'm sure that everyone's excited to start!
(Looks to see unsure faces from all contestants)
Jenna: Well, never mind them. Let's begin. First, a dare posted by lalalei, my good friend and an avid Mega Man fan! She writes:
:D Awesome! I've got a dare for Megaman and Bass.
Mega, I dare you to pet Treble. And Bass, you pet Rush!
Mega Man: That doesn't seem too bad. Right Bass? (Looks to Bass who is giving him a death glare) Whatever, let's just get this over with.
(Bass pets Rush, as Rush closes his eyes tightly)
Bass: I'm barely touching you, dog! How could you possibly be afraid or hurt? Mega Man, you seriously need to teach your dog to grow some backbone!
Mega Man: Leave Rush alone! (Mega pets Treble.) Good boy. You're a nice dog. (Treble growls and Mega quickly retracts his hand.)
Jenna: Okay, now onto our next dare. This was submitted by someone only known as Crazy! (I LOVE the name, by the way). Crazy! writes:
Hmm,
since this is rated k+ I'll asume it as 'E for everyone'
and here's my dare:
I DARE BASS TO TAKE A RING FROM RINGMAN AND DEMAND ROLL TO MARRY HIM OR ELSE!
(observe what Bass looks like after being beaten up by all tha Light Robots) XD
(Bass' eyes widen. He peeks his eyes at Roll.)\
Jenna: This should be good (An evil grows on her face. Everyone turns to Bass)
Bass: (groans) Whatever. (Goes up to Ring Man and steals the ring right off of his head.)
Ring Man: Hey! That hurts! You could've waited until I GAVE the ring to you!
Bass: I could've, but I didn't. Don't be such a baby about it.
(Splash Woman goes over to comfort Ring Man.)
(Bass walks to Roll.)
Bass: Roll, marry me, OR ELSE!
Roll: (Looks at him skeptically) Or else what?
Bass: Or else… I'll kill Mega Man and the rest of your pitiful family!
(Before Roll can answer, Mega Man punches him. Before the fight can continue, Jenna speaks, gaining both robots attention.)
Jenna: Awesome dare! Thank you Crazy! Roll how did you feel about Bass' proposal?
Roll: After what he did to Rush and Ring Man today, never.
Jenna: Oh, then you're going to love this next dare.
Roll: What do you mean?
Jenna: (grin reappears) Oh, you'll see very soon. Our next set of dares, and a truth was submitted by sarah. She writes:
i dare for bass to kiss roll *o*
and for proto to do the macarena!
and for mega to tell us all what the worst thing he's ever done is.
i also dare for wily to ride rush's back and exclaim 'i am a pretty princess riding a unicorn.' XD
(Both Roll's and Bass' eyes widen. They look at each other.)
Bass: Well, if we have to. (Bass awkwardly steps towards Roll. They press their lips together.)
Everyone but Mega, Proto, and Treble: Awwww
(Roll's face grows warm. She blushes. Bass experiences a similar reaction.)
Bass: That wasn't that bad… considering it came from a Light robot.
Roll: Yea, I always thought a kiss from a Wily 'bot would be a lot worse.
Wily: You've thought about kissing my robots?
Jenna: This is pure gold!
(Roll looks embarrassed. Bass decides to help her.)
Bass: Can we just move on with these stupid truths and dares already? God, I feel like I'm on a soap opera mixed with a game show!
Jenna: Okay, okay. Well Proto Man, (Everyone looks towards Proto Man, who takes notice) you heard your dare. Do the Macarena, NOW! (plays the Macarena song)
Proto Man: Okay (groans).
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!
Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino,
Que en la jura de bandera el muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta los veranos de Marbella
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta la movida guerrilera
Macarena sueña con El Corte Ingles
Que se compra los modelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York
Y ligar un novio nuevo
AAAAhAA!!
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
And if I could I'd take you home with me
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I suppose to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine
Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me
When I dance they call me macarena
And the boys they say that I´m buena
They all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
And if your good i take you home with me
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Que tu cuerpo pa' darle alegria cosabuena
Dal a tu cuerpoEeeh, macarena
2x
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I suppose to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine
Ref. 2x
Claps Ahai Ahai
Keys
Ref. 2x
Lach
Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me
Ref. 5x
Proto Man: (after dancing) I feel like such an idiot. How do humans find that fun? It's so ridiculous.
Kalinka: Aw, it's cute, Proto Man! You weren't so bad for a robot who never dances or goes to parties.
Proto Man: Thanks.
Jenna: Mega Man, you have the first truth of the show. So, what is the worst thing you've ever done? You don't seem like the type who would ever do anything wrong.
Bass: Yea, Mega's a whuss.
Mega Man: I am not! I've done some bad things!
Jenna: Well?
Mega Man: (Looks nervous) Well, one time, Dr. Light was busy in the lab and I was bored with nothing to do, so I took Dr. Light's car for a joyride for a couple of hours, and I didn't refill the gas before I returned home with it. The next day, the car runs out of gas on the street.
Dr. Light: Mega Man, I can't believe that you would do such a thing! I knew that I had a full tank of gas the last time I touched the car that time.
Dr. Wily: Was Mega Man able to convince you that you were growing senile (laughing). (All attention goes to Dr. Wily now. Dr. Wily realizes this and stops laughing). What? It's true!
Jenna: It's time for your dare Dr. Wily.
Dr. Wily: I'm an old man. Do you really expect me to climb on the Light's mutt and say that? I have too much dignity and self respect to do such a thing?
Jenna: (Gives him a death glare. Her voice roars.) DO IT!
Dr. Wily: (scared and shaken) Y-yes m'am.
(Dr. Wily sits on Rush's back. Rush continues to walk slowly.)
Jenna: Say it.
Dr. Wily: (muttering) I'm a pretty princess riding a unicorn.
Jenna: Louder Wily, it says to exclaim.
Dr. Wily: (louder) I'm a pretty princess riding a unicorn.
Jenna: That's better.
(Rush shakes Dr. Wily off of him)
Dr. Wily: (mumbles) Darn mutt.
Jenna: Our next set of dares comes from ChaoCream. ChaoCream writes:
I dare Wily to jump off of a cliff! No gadgets, loopholes, or anything, you have to hit the ground. The most you can do is invent something to make sure you live.
Megaman, you can shoot him while he's falling. Also, dress up like Tuxedo Mask.
Roll, dress up like Sailor Moon!
I may come up with more dares some other time. I usually start out with barely anything. .
(Focus moves back to Dr. Wily)
Dr. Wily: This is not my lucky day. But wait, where are we going to get a cliff? And how will I survive?
Jenna: Author powers. (Snaps her fingers and a cliff appears. A jacket appears on Dr. Wily.) That's a safety jacket. You'll still be in pain, but at least you'll live.
Dr. Wily: (mumbles) I hate you ChaosCream. (Jumps off of the cliff and hits the ground. Mega Man doesn't shoot the buster at Wily.) Thank you for not hitting me Mega Man.
Mega Man: It's not in my programming to kill you. Not to mention, for once, you haven't done anything worth attacking you.
Jenna: Wait, I'm not done. (Snaps her fingers again and Mega Man and Roll's outfits change. Mega Man is dressed now like Tuxedo Mask and Roll is in a Sailor Moon costume)
Mega Man: So this is what it feels like to wear sunglasses indoors? (Faces Proto Man)
Proto Man: Amateur.
(Bass can't help but gaze and smile at Roll in the Sailor Moon outfit. Before Roll can see him, he turns his face away.)
Jenna: Our final dare of the night comes from Z, who writes:
bring x and zero in and interduce them to evry one
(Jenna snaps her fingers and two robots appear; X and Zero)
X: Where am I?
Zero: Ah. What now?
Jenna: X, Zero, this is everyone. Mega Man, X's predecessaor, Dr. Light, X's creator, Dr. Wily, Zero's creator, and Bass, I guess Zero's predecessor. This is Roll, Proto Man, the Cossacks, and the Robot Masters. Bye-Bye (Snaps her fingers and X and Zero disappear.)
Jenna: Well, that's all the time we have. Please submit some truths and dares and we'll see you again next time!