I finally got this up (sigh of relief). I'm so happy. Enjoy ^__^


Deidara was glad he had made Hidan leave. He wanted to watch the grand art show that would be coming on. He changed to the channel and smiled. He needed to get back to Sasori, but he was not going back there. He had asked Sasori if he could help him with his puppets since he ruined them, and there was no way Sasori could fix them all in one day by himself. Deidara tried his best to help, he did, but Sasori wanted new puppets. He brought in the dead bodies and started to poke at them. Deidara sighed. He couldn't believe he ran out of there. Now, Sasori would be mad at him and make fun of him for being such a softie. He put his head on the couch. Sasori was standing right behind him. Deidara jumped off of the couch, remote in hand.

"I didn't do a thing!!" Deidara said shaking his head. Sasori hmphed.

"I know you didn't do a thing…Brat."

Deidara hung his head in shame and apologized. Sasori rolled his eyes and pulled Deidara into a hug. They sat down on the couch. Deidara wrapped his arms around Sasori while Sasori rubbed Dei's back.

"You're such a softie." Sasori chuckled. Deidara looked up with a smug face.

"You loooove it." He said. Sasori smiled at him. Deidara was really smug about the fact that Sasori loved his innocence…except when he blew shit up. Well, stuff he wasn't supposed to. He chuckled at a memory of Leader-sama's bed going up in flames.

"And what's so funny, huh?" Sasori said eyeing the blonde. Deidara smiled.

"Oh nothing, un."

"Fine, keep your secrets. But, you're still a softie."

Deidara crossed his arms turning away from Sasori. Sasori laughed softly. Deidara was quite immature when Sasori mocked him. The littlest things would set him off.

"I'm glad to see you acting so mature."

Deidara turned around and stuck his tongue out at Sasori who took hold of his pony tail and tugged it several times. Deidara squeaked in pain. Sasori stopped eventually.

"You really should consider cutting your hair."

Deidara pulled his hair horrified that his danna would even think of something like that.

"H-how could you!?" Deidara asked holding his hair tightly. Sasori kissed his cheek.

"I was only kidding." He smiled. Deidara blushed at the kiss, but was still pouting because of the 'joke'. Deidara and Sasori just sat looking at the art show on TV. Deidara snorted at the beautiful works of art. He called them fugly and unworthy of the title of art. The next art that was showed made his jaw drop, his eye twitch, and his hands made fists. On the screen was one of Sasori's puppets claimed to be one of the 'most outstanding works of art in the history of man so far'. Deidara glared at Sasori. He looked him right in his heavily-lidded eyes.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!!?!?!?!?!?" He yelled. Sasori suppressed a smile.

"What's what?" he said almost losing it. Deidara wrapped his arms around his throat and shook him.

"The TV!" he said. Sasori looked on the screen and saw his art. He smiled at Deidara, like he was mocking him. Deidara's eyes could have been red he was so mad.

"I guess my puppets are better than your pug fugly clay creations." He said. Deidara fumed. He took a deep breath and stood up. Sasori watched him. Last tiem he turned his back on a pissed Sasori, things happened…explosive things. No, Deidara kept walking until he was at Tobi's door. Tobi answered immediately.

"~SENPAI~!!!!" He yelled puling Deidara into one of those touching buddy-buddy hugs. (go aww) Deidara pushed off Tobi and exhaled roughly. Tobi twirled.

"You're so upset ~senpai~. What's wrong?"

"I need you to do me a favor."

Tobi tilted his head.

Sasori continued to watch everyone ooze over his puppet. Wow…and this is one of the shittiest puppets I made I made, he thought with a smirk on his face. While he watched, he wondered where his stupid kohai went. Then a lollypop sat down next to him.

"Heya there, Sasori!" Tobi said waving with way too much effort. Sasori only glanced in his direction for a millisecond. Tobi tilted his head.

"Sasori??? Sasori? Sasori? Sasori? HEY! Hey! Hey!"

Tobi kept this up for five minutes consecutively until Sasori looked at him with bloodshot eyes.

"WHAT!?"

Tobi tapped his fingers together.

"Heeeeeeeeeyyy." He said hugging Sasori. Sasori, wide-eyed for the first time in his life, looked at Tobi.

"What are you doing?" Sasori asked suspiciously. Tobi squeezed him tighter.

"Rearin' up to spend a whole day with you!"

"OH LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!" Sasori broke free of his grip and sprinted for his safe zone, aka workshop. He stopped when he reached his safezone and breathed deeply. Deidara was there waiting. He smiled at Sasori.

"You big softie." He laughed. Sasori glared at Deidara but couldn't help but smile.

Tobi sighed and grabbed the remote. He flipped to Cartoon Network where Totally Spies (I miss this show) was on. He sighed.

"~senpai~ owes me…I had to hug Sasori. Ewwwwwwww." He said before jumping on the couch yelling random spy terms.

I don't like this one as much as the furst chapter...Hopefully you did! More soon!