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Chapter 14

"Morning, guys." I said when I woke up. I noticed that the five Cullens in my room were all pretending to sleep, and I was first up out of everyone. I then took a look at the clock, 10:12 am and panicked, we were late for school., so I went back to bed.

A few minutes later, I felt myself being poked in the arm.

"What do you want, Edward?" I asked him. Unless you haven't already guessed, he was the one poking me.

"I'm just telling you that it's going to be sunny today. That's why we aren't at school. Alice will wake everyone up in 5 minutes and tell them."

"Tell the pixie to do it now, Edward."

"Fine..."

Then he went back to Alice and the others, laid down on his bed, and whispered to Alice to wake everyone up. I decided to pretend I was asleep too, so I also laid down on my bed.

"Hey, everyone, wake up!" Alice shouted.

Sure enough, everyone woke up.

"We aren't going to school today, don't worry, Esme phoned in for all of us, and she also checked with your Dad, Bella, basically, we're going into the woods today, because it's sunny, and Carlisle and Esme always take us into the great outdoors on a sunny day." Alice said

I knew it was a lie, the only reason that we would actually have to go camping and stuff was Allison. Otherwise, we would have stayed here, pretending we had done those things, or the vampires might have gone hunting. Maybe they would hunt, leaving Bella Jess, Anita, Allison and I doing other stuff. Who knew?

"We'll go hiking in two teams. Team A will be Esme, Edward, Emmett, Rose, me, Jasper and Carlisle, and Team B will be Bella, Kaisha, Anita, Jess, Lauren and Allison if she wants to come." Alice continued.

"So, basically... Team B has no adults?" Jess asked.

"Pretty much..." Alice said.

"Who are the leaders of the Hike?" Allison asked.

"Bella and Carlisle. I have a feeling that I know where Bella is going..." Alice said. Bella smiled. The meadow...

"What do I do if I don't think I can go?" Allison asked.

"You can stay on your own, or ask a friend to stay with you. I think Kaisha wants to go with Bella, though, so pick someone else." Alice said. She was right.

"Any volunteers?" Allison asked. Jess put her hand up and volunteered.

"Well then, everyone else get ready."

We all threw on some clothes and stuff, and packed bags full of stuff. Alice packed bags of books and DVDs, and told me that Bella, Anita, Lauren and I would actually be staying in a large tent until they returned. The tent, apparently, had some form of heating, which, I wanted to be Jacob, but I knew it wasn't because Jacob wasn't a werewolf yet... shame...

We pretended to start the hike, following the Cullen's until we could see the tent. Then we waved goodbye, and let them go hunting.

The tent was one of those big 6 person tents with compartments for sleeping in. There were a few food hampers and coolers, and there was a heater... in each of the sleeping compartments and the middle one. There were sleeping bags, and labelled bags of our stuff which lice had bought out earlier, including DVDs, my laptop, with batteries, and lots of clothes and make-up. They said they were going to come back the following day, and they left similar things for Allison and Jess. Unfortunately, we were going to have to go to the toilet in bushes.

"I really want to read to you guys again, but if I finish Twilight... I can't go on to New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn because of Bella. I could read Harry Potter, though..."

"So... New Dawn Breaking Moon and Eclipse haven't happened yet?"

"New Moon is about to start happening."

"Oh... is it bad... my future? Actually... I don't want to know..."

"Well... you get depressed, then you're happy again... but I've said far too much already... so do you want to watch a film?"

"Twilight!" Lol shouted.

"Well... I guess we could watch that..."

I put Twilight in my laptop, and pressed play.

Twilight was 2 hours of pure bliss. After the film was over, I took a look at my stuff, and I was delighted to find my favourite posters there, 1 doctor who poster, 2 Jonas Brothers posters, and 3 Twilight posters. I immediately laid the posters around the tent, and noticed that at the bottom, my favourite shirt was there, with a picture of Jacob Black on! I immediately changed into it.

"Wow, Kaisha, cool shirt." Bella said.

"Thanks, it's a new moon shirt, with... Taylor Lautner, the guy who plays Jacob, on it."

"That is a pretty good resemblance."

"Ooh! Idea! Let's watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire and then Sharkboy and Lavagirl, then Catch That Kid. The first one has Robert Pattinson, or, well, Edward, The second has Taylor Lautner in it, and the third has Kristen Stewart, or... err... you, in it..."

"Okay..."

I got those three films out, and we watched them. Then, in the middle of harry Potter, we all started to get hungry, so I got a few snacks out for us to eat.

Once they were done, we decided to have a nice little chat.

"Hang on, in that movie with the girl who's... me... in it, how come she hasn't got very brown hair? And her eyes aren't brown either?"

"Well... hair dye and wigs can sort out the hair issue, and she wears contacts in the films Twilight and New Moon, and probably Eclipse, and, if they make it, Breaking Dawn."

"Right... does anyone have anything to say?"

"Um... Jess is probably dying her hair right now..." Lauren said.

"Meh, Alice and I will sort her out and dye it again tomorrow, then."

"So, she seriously isn't allowed to dye her hair any other colour?"

"No, but we are. It's just a joke type thing..."

"Ok... does anyone have anything else to say?" Bella asked, again.

"No." Anita said.

"So... what are we going to do now?"

"Pyjama party?" Lauren suggested.

"Okay... let's get in our pyjamas, then."

We all scrambled off and put our pyjamas on. I was wearing light blue pyjamas with a light blue dressing gown, Bella was wearing dark blue pyjamas, Lolly was wearing striped pastel pyjamas, and Anita was wearing purple pyjamas.

"So... what are we supposed to do now?" Anita asked.

"Um... act really goofy while we dance to music?" Lolly suggested.

"Sounds good." I looked through all of our stuff, and found my iPod speakers/stereo and my iPod. I put my iPod in the right place, put some batteries in, and choose an 80's songs first. I liked 80's music for some reason, but thank God that it was good to dance to, I only had about 4 80's songs on my iPod though.

After being goofy with the 80's song, I put it on shuffle, and Bella's lullaby came on.

"Hey! Why do you have my lullaby on there?"

"Um... it's off of the twilight soundtrack..."

"Right..."

"I know... there's also a song you danced to with Edward on here, and the other songs off the soundtrack, I think, are just ones played at random moments in the film, so you wouldn't recognise them."

"We'll just sit down a bit, at least until this masterpiece is over..." Bella said, and we did.

The next song after that was from Buffy the Vampire slayer, and I didn't think it was a very good idea to keep it on, so I turned it all off and we decided to eat dinner, aka crisps, bread, and pot noodle.

"Oh, Bella... would it be okay with your dad if I came to stay with you for a while after your birthday?"

"Um... I'll have to check with Charlie, but I don't see why not... why would you have to come stay with me though?"

"It's complicated... I wish I could say more, but then you'd probably kill the twilight saga."

"What about us, though?" Lauren asked.

"You're leaving with Jess, and Jess is going with... you know..."

"Oh, right... why are you not going then?"

"My choice... and plus Alice said I could..."

After dinner, we all bought our sleeping bags into the middle compartment because none of us wanted to be alone. We watched films for the rest of the day, and had a lovely late night, getting to sleep at 4 am.

The following day, we woke up just after midday. Well... I woke up at about 6am, but no one else was awake so I made myself go back to sleep, just like I had when I stopped over at Jess's one night.

When we were all, finally awake, we decided to read for a bit, the Twilight Saga. Obviously, Bella read Twilight, Lauren read new Moon, Anita read Eclipse and I read Breaking Dawn. Well... it started out that way, but then I swapped books with Lauren so that she wouldn't start blabbing to Bella. She didn't normally start blabbing to anyone about anything, but I didn't want to risk it.

A few hours later, I got us some snacks, but Bella was engrossed in Twilight.

"I don't know how Alice could have wrote this, I mean, it's even in my point of view!"

"Well... maybe she had a vision of the books, and wrote it from that. Who knows? Other than, obviously, Alice."

"Yeah, I guess that's possible..."

"I'm actually rather surprised that you're so engrossed in this, I mean, you've lived it... isn't it boring to read about your life from your own point of view but not written by you. Well... I mean, in Breaking Dawn, there's a bit in Jacob's Point of view, but, obviously, I won't let you read it until it has happened."

"Right... but why Jacob? He's just a sweet little kid."

"Oh... um... no reason..."

"So, basically, there is a reason, but you can't tell me?"

"Yeah... but you'll know soon enough... in fact you already know, but you don't know you know..."

"Thanks, that makes a whole lot of sense..." She smiled; she was being sarcastic.

"Well... let's get back to reading..." I said.

We read for a few more hours, until Alice came and got us. We left all of the stuff in the tent, only taking with us what we had taken with us in our bags that Allison had seen us with.

When we arrived back at the house, we found Jess and Allison in mine and Lauren's room, watching TV.

Jess had dyed her hair black. Alice and I weren't very happy. That was why Alice and I, quite literally, dragged her to the bathroom, and went to dye her hair again. This time, it was going to be a lovely, beetroot colour. Alice mixed the dye, I applied it, and then left, and then Alice washed and dried her hair.

Then we all went to Jess's room for a bit. By a bit, I mean about 2 minutes. This was because we realised we were all hungry, and Esme would make us some dinner.

"Hi, Esme. How was your trip?" Allison asked.

"It was rather good, thank you. Is there anything that you girls need?"

"Yes please, Esme, you see, we're all rather hungry. We haven't had a proper meal in about a day and a half..."

"Oh of course you haven't. Now, what do you want me to make you girls?"

"Um... just some pasta or something. But please make it taste nice."

"Kaisha, I always do. Now, go play with your cousins while I make dinner. Oh, and Alice said she wants to see Allison in the Bathroom. Oh, and Bella, you can stay till Saturday morning if you like."

"Thanks, Esme." Allison then went upstairs. I guessed for a makeover.

"Thanks, yeah, I think I will stay..." Bella then left too, followed by Jess, Anita and Lauren.

"Esme, I'd have to go back to England to play with my cousins, now, wouldn't I?"

"Good point, but remember, Rose and Jasper are meant to be my niece and nephew, so if you're being Carlisle's, then they definitely are."

"Good point, but Rose doesn't even talk to me... at all. And Jasper... well, you know about him..."

"Well, yes..."

"So, you expect me to go play with them, do you?"

"Good point... play with Emmett and Alice... I suspect that they are more of your forte."

"But Alice is in the bathroom with Allison..."

"Then play with Emmett, Kaisha, it's not that hard."

"I know... but being awkward is fun sometimes."

I then went to find Emmett. The first place I went was the garage, because I knew that he and Rosalie loved cars. To my surprise, neither of them were there. The tools were out, but no Rose and no Emmett. The second place I checked was my bedroom, because I also knew that Emmett liked to go on the Xbox. Again, no Emmett. The next place I checked was his room. He was there. With Rosalie. In bed.

"I'm telling Esme!"

"No!"

"Well she told me to come play with you and I'm not playing with..." I shuddered. "ew..."

"Kaisha, no."

"Stop me then, oh wait, you can't, there's a human who doesn't know in the house."

"Good point... but don't tell Esme..."

"Okay, I'll tell Carlisle when he gets in..."

He paused for a moment, before saying, "Tell Esme..."

I ran downstairs.

"Auntie Esme, Auntie Esme! Emmett was having sex with Rosalie!" I repeated this over and over on my way down the house, so I knew everyone heard it. I don't like the word, "Auntie", when I said it, I sounded about 5, but it sounded better than aunt when paired with Esme, even though she wasn't really my aunt at all.

"Kaisha, is this true?" Esme asked.

"Yeah. I went to go hang out with him, like you said, but I caught them in bed together... they were under the covers but definitely naked."

"Ok, I'll just go... see them..."

Esme ran upstairs, and even from there, I could hear her shouting at Emmett and Rosalie.

"Rosalie Lillian Hale, and Emmett McCarty Cullen, how dare you have sex in my house when anyone can waltz in? I asked her to come hang out with you, and this is how you 'hang out' I mean, I know you two have sex, but please, not in broad daylight!" Then she rambled on and on a bit more, so I went to watch TV.

A few minutes later, Esme came down the stairs, holding Emmett by the ear.

"I've decided that Emmett and Rosalie are grounded... from each other..."

"How are you going to enforce that?"

"Well, I will always have one of them with me, and I'll keep them separate until... until you finish Forks High."

"Isn't that just a tad excessive?"

"No. We live forever, remember?"

"I agree with Kaisha."

"Well, Emmett of course you do, but that doesn't change a thing."

"I think it should. It was just sex, you know? No need to punish them for, like, 4 years. Just a stern telling off and a 'don't do it again' is more than enough."

"Really? Oh... well... um.... I'll just go... cook..." Esme then released Emmett and went into the kitchen.

"Thanks Kaisha."

"No problem... I just hope I don't start saying like, like, a lot again... damn! I did it again!"

"Um... I'll just go back to Rosalie..."

"Oh no, you won't, mister."

I sat on his foot, and grabbed his leg.

"You do know that you weigh really light to me... super vampy strength..."

"I know... but I always wanted to do this..."

"Fair enough..." He then started walking, amazingly enough, picking me up with every step, oh and up the stairs too. And into his room. Rosalie had gone, though. When we were in his room, I got off his legs.

"Hey, where did Rose go?"

"Um... I don't know... she either went to kill someone, or she went to work on the cars..."

"Let's hope it was the cars, then. So... Emmett... I'm bored..."

"Well... let's think of something to do, then."

"Pull a prank? Hang on, no, Edward and Alice would see it coming..."

"Um... play a game?"

"Yeah, but what?"

"Good point... Hey, what are the other girls doing?"

"Emmett, did you just call yourself a girl?"

"Yeah... and your point is?"

"That you're a boy."

"Oh yeah... around Alice, I kinda forget sometimes..."

"Right... well I saw Allison go off to get an Alice-over and Bella, Jess, Anita and Lauren just kinda... went poof. I can't find them anywhere."

"Well... I can only smell 2 humans in the house, so I guess you're right."

"Should I start worrying?"

"Um... ask Alice first."

"Where's she?"

"Um... assuming she's with Allison, she's probably... in the bathroom."

"Thanks Emmett."

I then went upstairs to the bathroom, and found Allison having her wet hair cut by Alice.

"Hey, Alice, do you know where Bella, Jess, Anita and Lauren are, I can't find them anywhere."

"Um... maybe they went out on another hike?" She then winked, and I realised that they had gone back to the tent.

"Oh, thanks... I'll go have a look around outside then..."

"Oh, by the way, I just dyed Allison's hair dark, dark brown, it's practically black... you can't exactly see it right now because it's so wet, I'm now cutting her hair so it's a bit shorter."

"I'm fine with it... she will do my make-up later too."

"Okay... well, bye."

I quickly ran downstairs and out to the tent where we had been staying. I found Bella and the others packing everything up neatly in boxes.

"What are you doing?"

"Packing things up so Alice and... everyone... can bring them back to the house soon."

"Cool."

"I'm actually about to go do something else. Packing stuff is stupid and boring." Anita said.

"I agree..."

"So, what shall I do?"

"Eat cheese?" Jess suggested.

"No, Jeff." I said.

"Aw..."

"Um... we could... go play on the Xbox?" I suggested.

"No..."

"You could go text some of your friends. Hang on, no... They'll all be in bed, England time..." I'm such a blonde brain sometimes, aren't I?

"Well... um... let's go online! Facebook, MSN and stuff... SOMEONE has to be online..."

"Sounds great. I'd race you home, but I'd lose." I said.

"Oh yeah. You would."

"Slowest runner ever, remember? Hang on, Anita, aren't you normally more insane than this?"

"Yeah, I know, I'm beginning to scare myself."

"Cool."

Anita and I then walked away, towards the house.

"So, when do I leave?"

"A week today. The 16th of September."

"That's not a lot of time at all..."

"Yeah... I suggest you do everything you want to do here now, because you won't be back for... about 6 months."

"Okay. I'm off to town to do some stuff then." Anita said, literally running towards the town.

"Okay, then, bye!"

The rest of the day was rather boring, until Chief Swan bought Anita home very late for unknown reasons. Unsurprisingly, no-one asked why.

A bit later, I went to bed, and put Twilight in the DVD player. I've always been the kind of person to fall asleep to the TV or a movie, so this was natural for me, natural again is putting it on loop, so I did. I didn't get to sleep till I was in the middle of watching it for the third time. It was beyond worth it.

Okay, I cant begin to say how sorry I am for not updating in so long. The truth is, I had writer's block on, quite literally, the last few lines. The next chapter will begin on the first morning I wake up at Bella's house, because I just started writing it.

Okay, happy reading :)