Draco's Diary
Written with my most expensive quill. Bought for me, by my father.
1st September
3:50pm
My father brought me the new Firebolt- seven hundred and twenty for becoming Head Boy. It was fairly obvious I would be anyway. He ordered it three months in advance.
4:54pm
Holy God. My father has to know about this. MuddyGranger has been made Head Girl. It's preposterous.
5:00pm
I really would have tried to see inside the carriages I was meant to look into while patrolling but I couldn't because of Granger's humongous, bushy head.
5:01pm
Granger is repulsed by kissing.
5:45
The train arrived.
I just saw a first year fall into the lake. Hah.
6:00pm
Extremely annoyed that Dumbledore is still alive.
6:05pm
Hopefully I'll get to miss school this year in order to see Voldemort. The lessons I learn from him are really very interesting.
Note to self, this diary must never be seen by anyone.
6:10pm
Am very fond of my dark mark.
612pm
Even if it's 'temporary'.
It still hurt like hell.
6:13pm
Can't wait until I acquire my real one.
6:25pm
Pansy isn't leaving me alone after I shagged her in the holidays. I'll have to quietly and discretely ditch her this year. She keeps latching herself onto my arm.
And squeezing.
6:26pm
Maybe she knows.
6:27
No..no. I'm sure she doesn't.
6:28pm
Goyle looks very guilty whenever I look at him. That bastard better not have told any one. I'm sure he's just jealous. Voldemort said he was far too fat to be blessed with the dark mark.
6:59pm
I just unwillingly had to watch the twats sitting at the Gryffindor table. Why must they be in my line of vision?
7:00pm
Why is Weasley such an imbecile?
7:10pm
Pothead has turned into Cockhead. He's swimming in the fact that he now has the Slut Weasel as a girlfriend.
7:15pm
Have only just noticed that I use insulting nicknames.
7:17pm
Granger's badge is glinting obscenely at me from across the hall. I'll have to do something about that.
8:00pm
That senile old crackheaded muggle lover is definitely losing his mind. He is holding another Yule Ball this Christmas. What JOY.
8:30pm
Granger fell over on the way out of the hall.
8:32pm
I did not trip her.
(Okay, I did.)
8:45pm
Come to think of it, she looked very drunk. Mudbloods can't even handle pumpkin juice, it's pathetic.
9:00pm
Just told the first years that they must go to bed at nine every night. That will get them out of the way for at least two terms.
9:05pm
Something just exploded.
9:10pm
Gave the culprit detention. I think I may be in love with my Head Boy badge.
9:30pm
What am I even doing writing in this diary? I'm becoming like a teenage girl.
At least it's made from the best leather around, my father bought me it.
10:00pm
Have made my bed a double bed.
10:05
Crabbe will have to sleep on the floor.
11:00pm
Goodnight.
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