Things you shouldn't say/or do to the Cullens
Jasper
sing crank that (Soljua boy) every time he walks past.
play crank that (soljua boy) by Alvin and the chipmunks and tell him that's how he sounds
Tell him Maria wants him back
"Cheer up emo kid"
Tell him the confederates shouldn't have one
List all the good things about the union
Paint his room and motorbike with the union sign and blame Maria.
Sign him up for the "I love the Union" fan club
Change his display name to "Maria's bitch"
Buy a dog, leave to go hunting and tell jasper to look after it. (believe me when you get back, the dog WILL NOT be there)
When you do go hunting tell him he's NOT allowed to eat the dog otherwise they'll take him to the Union convention.
When you come back and see Jasper huddled in the corner chanting....DON'T EAT THE DOG!!.......DON'T EAT THE DOG!! Say, "Now that wasn't so hard."
Ok I know I said I was gonna do Edward but I had to do Jasper, I'll do Edward soon. Read and Review PLEASE!!!