Things you shouldn't say/or do to the Cullens
Edward
Tell him, Emmett was trying to run over cheese man and ended up crashing the car into the lake.
Tell him, it's now stranded on First Beach at La Push
Tell him everything Jacob told you about what Nessie and him did last night
Scream it out in your head so he can't escape the perverted thoughts
Tell Edward Esme and Carlisle did 'it' on his piano
Sing "Get out of my head" by Ashlee Simpson every time Edward is around.
Tell him Bella has once again gotten in trouble. (Watch him squirm)
tell him the Volturi summoned Bella for exsicution (He'll be out of the country before you finish the sentence)
Emmett videotaped Edward and Bella doing 'it'.
He then sent it to everyone
INCLUDING NESSIE!! (Emmett is dead)
Run around the house screaming that Bella was just bitten by a werewolf
Then sit back and laugh when he runs outside and sees Bella in the cottage. (WARNING: you may want to run for your life)
Send Tanya a love letter from 'Edward' and then comes to the house to proclaim her love.
Thank you anna123 (hugs anna) for you help for Edward's list. Read and Review. Send me some funny things for the other characters if you have some.