Things you shouldn't say to the Cullens
Alice
Burn all of her clothes (Warning: You may want to leave the country)
When she asks you if you want to go shopping say, "Didn't you hear? All the malls have been torn down."
Watch her freak out
Keep changing your mind
Tell her shopping is now a crime as is punishable by fashion death (aka making her weaning ugly clothes)
Tell her Jasper just ran away with Maria
Greet her with, "How's it hanging shrimp?"
Tell her, her Bella Barbie doll is broken (aka Bella's dead)
Constantly ask her what is was like to be human
When she snaps at you say, "Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
Take away her Porsche
Thank you to xxMidnightWriterxx and ellsCullen writes reviews for their help. If anyone else has ideas, you know what to do ;)