Yes, I got the chapter up. Like finally. So, I wrote a one-shot (cause I cannot be trusted with multi-chapters yet) about St. Patrick's Day. Please go check it out!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...yet.

Previously:

Well that leaves one person. The one who needs this the most. Emmett.

Everyone was thinking that too because they all stared at him.

Emmett's LONG Resolutions (Bella POV)

Emmett. Oh this should be good. Do we have a resolution capacity number? I don't think so, and that's good. He's going to have a lot.

"Okay, I guess it's my turn. Okay, well I don't know."

"You don't know!?!" We all shouted together.

He winced, we were pretty loud. He thought about it but then said, "Yeah, I can't think of any. I must be perfect." He smiled at that absurd thought. How wrong he was.

"Emmy-bear," Rosalie said softly, "No one's perfect. If anyone was perfect, we'd all be like Edward, a kiss up. No offence Edward."

"Offence taken," Edward mumbled.

"But Rosie, I am perfect! I'm the boy who lived!" Emmett said with new stupidness.

"No Emmett, we've been through this, YOU ARE NOT HARRY POTTER! It doesn't matter what the fourth graders think," said Jasper. He was a little moody because the many emotions in the room.

"Awww Jasper, are you having your 'feminine problems' again?" Emmett asked innocently. Which was not a good idea, Jasper is sensitive over his empathy.

Speaking of ideas, I had a brilliant one. Alice looked up seeing what I was going to do and gave me a thumbs-up. Then Mission Find-All-Of-Emmett's-Resolutions is a go!

All I have to do is find the lists. The lists that Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, Edward, Carlisle, and I came up with for Emmett when I was human. That will do. I found them up in the attic, all 20 sheets. I stapled them together and went to get the tape. I came back downstairs and Jasper and Emmett were still arguing.

I clear my throat and announced, "I have all of Emmett's resolutions."

Emmett paled a little, if that was possible, and whispered, "You said you would never bring those up again. You said you burned them."

I snorted, "Yeah right, like we would do that. Is this too many for you Emmett? Too many for the wittle boy?"

That was pretty mean on my behalf. I knew he would defend himself saying it wasn't too much.

Boy was I wrong.

He said just the opposite. I think he even surprised Edward and Alice and they could see his mind and read the future. I mean read his mind and see the future. I'm still in shock that it has interfered with my thoughts!

But then he said the thing that sounded just like him, "Just kidding." Oh boy, he gets me riled up sometimes.

So I pasted those sheets onto the list. We all stood around them. I couldn't wait to see who lost!

Okay, first of all the underlined lines about Emmett ideas are property of the indifferent child of earth if you want to see the lists go to her page. They are hilarious. Again, they are HERS/HIS! I'm guessing it's a girl, but I have met a guy on here, so ya-know.

Second of all I have two new ideas to add to my poll. GO VOTE PLEASE!!! Here they are:

Drunken Imprint: Can you imprint while you're drunk? Apparently you can because when Seth Clearwater wakes up on his best friend's couch, he sees the world in a new way. And when he sees his best friend, Alex, he feels an attraction to her. He must of imprinted on her when they were both drunk! How will she react? Does she feel the same way? NOT a crossover of Wizards of Waverly Place and Twilight! Alex is a random independent character! Werewolf/Vampire/Human Fic. After Breaking Dawn.

The Life of a Playboy Bunny: I don't know I got into this all. I didn't even want to be a Bunny. That's what Bella thinks on her first night as a Playboy Bunny. She's there with her two best friends, Alice and Rosalie. They force her to because they don't want her moping about her ex, Jacob, forever. Before she knows it, she starts to enjoy it. But what will happen when the trio meets the Cullen men? Will Bella fall in love with that mysterious green-eyed man? Or will she remember that all men are pigs? Non-humans, regular pairings!

Please for the love of Twilightie goodness, please, please go vote!!!