Another Dead Hero- Another fucking update people! Yeah, a fanfic series which i updated, i haven't done one like that since when i finished "6 Rooms", scary huh? I've noticed so far no one as reviewed the first chapter, come on people, i need em', so i can take advice and improve on my writing, i need them damnit! As i said, I'll try to keep the characters in character, so please no flaming if i fuck up. Rated T for uses of the "N" word, some racial terms (Thanks to Uncle Ruckus.) and whatever i said in the last chapter. I own nothing!
The Boondocks: Revolution Is My Name
Chapter 2: Useless Talent #13
The next morning after meeting the most likely insane but oddly enough info knowing Zakk Blythe, Huey, Riley and Jazmine stood at their school stop waiting for their bus to come by....And most likely pass em' due to Uncle Ruckus driving it
"So Huey, were you able to get to get your homework done?" Jazmine asked as she stood next to the street sign and looked at the part of the road where the bus comes by.
The emotionless boy didn't look up from the book he was reading, but did shrug a bit. "Yeah, but i had to go on youtube in the middle of the night to find the stuff since Riley wouldn't let me use the TV." Huey said while pointing at Riley.
"Fuck you nigga, BET had a "Soul Plane" movie marathon on." Riley replied back. "All 5 movies back to back."
"You do know those movies ain't nothing but stereotypical portrayals of black culture and were only made so them movie companies can make money off of morons like you." Huey said back to which Riley tried to think of something to reply with, but in the end has this to say.
"Well........I......Oh fuck you whiny bitch-ass nigga."
So they stood at the stop for 3 minutes till' they heard yelling. They turned where it came from to see Zakk walking out of his house yelling at the inside. "Whatever ma! I'll be sure to get some Skoal on my way home from school!"
"They're all going to laugh at you!" Zakk's mom's voice screamed as he walked down his driveway which somehow got trashier in a day. How it happened, don't know.
Zakk turned around back at the house and yelled as loud as he could when he was a couple feet away from the gang. "Shut up mom!" He then turned back around to look at Huey, Riley and Jazmine who was staring confused at him. "Yeah, she's this drunk early in the morning and she's already shouting "Carrie" quotes."
"So what, she a sucky mom?" Riley asked as he scratched his head.
Zakk just snapped his fingers and smiled. "Yes my African-American cornrowed friend and it works to my advantage."
"How does your mom not caring for you work for you?" Jazmine asked.
Zakk had to give the answer some thought, but nothing came to mind. "........Don't know, but i'm sure something good in there somewhere, just got nothing to think of right now."
Then sounds of a big metal object scratching a small metal object is heard. "Ruckus is here." Huey said as he put away his book.
Zakk was confused as he adjusted his "Lamb Of God" hat. "Wait, who?"
The school bus full of yelling teenagers slowed down and surprisingly stopped. The bus doors opened up to reveil of course at the wheel Uncle Ruckus. Everyone's favorite crazy/old ass self hating black man, 5 years passed and he still looks the same (I'm sorry, can't think of any good future looks, too lazy X3- ADH). "All right you jungle bunnies! i'm only stopping the bus cause' the little half and half is here." He said pointing at Jazmine who now understood the comment and sighed.
"Wait, you're....." He quickly looked at Riley. "....What was his name?"
"That Ruckus." He said back.
Zakk turned back around to look at Ruckus. "Ruckus! So nice to meet you!" He said while putting on a fake smile, had a feeling he wasn't gonna fare well with the older man.
When Ruckus looked at Zakk, he smiled. "Oh goody, we have ourselves a true white--" but then he got up from his driver's seat and got off the bus. He then went up to Zakk who was confused and freaked out at the same time. Then Ruckus started to sniff him, then he smiled more. "Well, ain't this a kick in the black man's ass, another half and half, this time half-white and....." He did another sniff at Zakk then smiled. "....Half-Japanese."
"Huh....Guess he was right about his heritage." Jazmine thought.
Ruckus then got back on the bus and pointed at the the four to get on the bus. "Now come on you niggas, get on the bus!" Huey, Riley and Jazmine got on while Zakk still stayed in place, stilled freaked out. Ruckus noticed this and pointed at him. "Hey Tojo! Git on!"
"But you said only the black guys to get on-" Zakk tried to say before....
"I said get the fuck on Tojo!" Ruckus yelled causing Zakk to jump, get on the bus and sit next to Riley. Ruckus turned around at Zakk and smiled at him. "Just be glad that even know i offed bunch of your people in Iwo Jima, i like you guys better than them niggas." He then started up the bus, closed the bus door and drove the kids in the bus to school.
In the front of the school later.
After being dropped off, our four main characters got off the bus. They stood in place looking at it, as they did, Zakk looked up and down and whistled. "Damn, nice school, better than Fort Oglethorpe."
"Speaking of which, how is it that your mom afford to live at a nice and fancy house constituting today's economy and the fact your living style would be consisted "Dirtbagish"?" Huey asked Zakk.
"Sued a ex-boyfriend for everything he had after he blew up our old house." He said as he took his school schedule from his pants pocket.
"How the hell that dumb ass do that?" Riley asked surprised at what he heard.
"Meth lab" Was the only thing Zakk said before taking off his hat showing off his red bushy mane with some of it dyed black going in the school.
In The school hallways
Huey and Jazmine were taking their school stuf out of their lockets. They had lockers near each other, as they were about to leave, their Participation In Government (Or P.I.G. as everyone else called it) came by and approached them. "Ah, 'ello Huey and Jazmine. Hope you have your homework with you."
"We do , wasn't hard." Jazmine said to the British teacher wh smiled.
"That's i don't doubt, you are one of my best students." He looked at Huey then. "How about you Huey, same with you?"
"Yeah, but i don't see how the state of Texas complained with the U.S. flag being burned in the "Johnson Vs. Texas" case. He had his fights to do so, Texas should know about his rights, but they went ahead and complained anyway." Huey said as he looked at Mr. Radcliff.
"Yeah, but he did win the case since the Surprime Court was on his side." Mr. Radcliff said. Before walking off. "See you block 3."
As he walked off, Huey looked over at Jazmine. "How he has a job teaching us about the U.S. Government, yet he's British is still bugging me."
"I've always wondered that too." Jazmine said, then she seen from behind Huey's back Zakk walking past Mr. Radcliff and heard him say a comment that went along the lines of "Hey look, the British are coming." He then started to walk towards Huey and Jazmine. "Hey Zakk, find your locker?"
"Yeah, and it just so happens that i'm near one of them preppy ass cheerleaders." He said as he leaned back on a locker. "So now everyday, i gotta hear.." He then started to talk like a female. "...Like, oh my god, did you see that eyebrow ring he had? Bet security took the rest since he kept ringing off the alarms and check out these shoes." He then got back to his normal voice. "Hate them types."
"They are one of the higher levels of the school group system, let also high up on the bitch level." Huey said as he sorta felt sorry for Zakk. Jazmine wasn't happy about hearing that.
"Hey, i'm a cheerleader!" She repiled to which Huey and Zakk both looked at each other then back at her.
"Well....." Zakk tried to think of something go along with without sounding like a smuck.
"You're a exception." Huey said making Zakk smile and nod.
Jazmine smiled and hugged both Huey and Zakk. Then she let go. "Thanks, well i gotta get to Bio, see you in Current Topics Huey and maybe you too Zakk." Then she walked off towards her class. Both stood there for a bit before Zakk noticed something.
"Saw that." Huey looked confused at Zakk who was smiling.
"Saw what?" Huey asked at the smiling newcomer.
"That very small but notice tint of red on your cheeks." Zakk said while still smiling. "You like her, don't you?"
"No i don't, she's just a friend of mine." Huey said trying to defend himself.
"Yeah, and priests don't fuck little altar boys cause' they can't get a girlfriend." Zakk shot back leaving Huey silent, knowing someone beat him. But Zakk's a nice guy. "Relax dude, i won't tell. I may be a asshole, but i'm not a fucking asshole."
Huey sighed. "Okay, maybe i do like her, but now ain't not the time." Huey said as the bell rang. "Damn, we're late for Algebra."
"How you know i had Algebra next?" Zakk asked.
"Seen your schedule" Huey said before walking off, making Zakk follow him to class.
Later that day.....
Both Huey and Zakk who spend the whole school day so far together entered their Current Topics class. Waiting for them with 3 empty seats for em' was Jazmine who waved at them and smiled. "Hey you two, how was your day?"
"Well i gotta admit, never thought of you to be so knowing of the Government, especially all that stuff they don't want us to know." Huey said to Zakk who smiled and sat next to Jazmine.
"Yeah, well that's where being paranoid comes in handy. Useless skill #13." Zakk said while getting his stuff out.
The bell rang and Mr. Teeter, the teacher for the class came in with with him adjusting his glasses came in. "Okay students, time for us to continue reading "The Best Little Girl In The World". Anyone one read the last chapter and also do the extra-credit work?" Seems only Huey, Jazmine and maybe 2 other kids did the extra-credit. "Okay, for those who did the extra credit, what did you learn on what's happening with the health-care?"
Huey rose up his hand "Besides the fact that our president keeps saying things will change with Health-Care being one of them, yet nothing has changed and only gotten worse......Pretty much the same stuff."
Mr. Teeter nodded his head as he smiled. "Well while that ain't what i was looking for, you are indeed right on that fact." He then noticed Zakk rasing his hands. "Oh yes, i forgot we have a new student and you are?"
"Zakk Blythe and i happen to notice you guys are reading "Best Little Girl...", that's a pretty good book. Takes a nice good ol' stab at how people think view beauty these days, even know it's actually quite a problem today and lots of girls are deceived by the media into being toothpick thin broads, hell, it's not as worse than how bad African-American's are stereotyped, but pretty fucking close. That's what gets to me and i approve of this book." Zakk said all in one shot making everyone surprised, he looked around to see all those looks, even ones by Huey and Jazmine. "What, i may act like a idiot, but that doesn't mean i am one. Just too lazy with my brain."
"Huh, a white person who ain't evil and cares for the cause'. Maybe me and Jazmine could use his help." Huey thought as the class got ready to read the book.
Another Dead Hero- How'd you like that? Better liked it, for the chapter name, couldn't think of a good band song, so i used a reference to Robert Rodriguez's "Planet Terror", also apply to when Zakk mention his all knowing Government smarts. Had to have Ruckus in the chapter, just had to, nothing more. R&R people! Peace.