Another Dead Hero- What up people, i'm back. Sorry if this chapter took a while to do, Internet connection at my house is craping up, so sorry, so i'm gonna make this extra long, So you all get more awesomeness. I would like to thank ProtectivePuppy for getting me more readers and what not for this fanfic. Real big help chica, so thanks. Also thanks for liking Zakk Blythe, seems everyone loves him. This chapter is of course Rated T for....Whatever the hell i put in the last two chapters, too lazy to think of the reasons. Enjoy and R&R people!
The Boondocks: Revolution Is My Name
Chapter 3: More Than Meets The Eye
Soon the bell rang at 2:15 and everyone was leaving the school. After they left their current topics class, Huey, Jazmine and Zakk were near Huey's locker. "Well i gotta go to cheerleading" Jazmine said before she hugged Huey and Zakk and started to walk towards the gym. "See you guys around 4:30!"
"See ya, have fun with the red queens of the school!" Zakk said as he waved at his fellow half-breed, she waited till she was out of view before he turned around to the slient huey and smiled at him. "so, going all Slient Bob, ain't you?"
"You trying to imply that i didn't talk to her because of what you and me talked about eailer?" Huey asked as he got his stuff out and the two started to walk towards the front foors.
"Yes i am, look dude. Just talk to her and see how things go." Zakk said as he got his hat back on.
"Got more important things to worry about than a implied crush." Huey said as they walked out of the school. Zakk just snicked at that.
"Trying to bring your cause to reality and make a difference in the world?" Zakk said which made Huey stop in place in front of their bus and look at Zakk surprised. "Try all you want, but love comes back like a bitch, especally to revolutionist."
"How'd you know that i'm a revolutionist?"
Zakk just smiled and shurgged. "Dude, i'm not a total tard, i know a revolutionist when i see one. And you boy are one and need to find some lo-"
"Hey spear chucker and sushi eater! Get yo' asses on the goddamn bus!" Uncle Ruckus yelled at the two which interrrupted what Zakk was saying.
"We're coming you crazy ass fucker!" Zakk yelled back to which surprised Ruckus making him smile.
"You fine wit me tojo." Ruckus said to himself as Huey and Zakk got on the bus.
"What was that?" Zakk asked confused at Ruckus.
"I said sit the fuck down jap." Ruckus said back to which Zakk sat down with Huey as Riley slept in the seat next to them.
"What were you saying?" Huey asked Zakk who put on his earbuds and started to listen to some Tool.
"I'll tell you later dude, wake me up when we get to our stop." Zakk said as he took a small nap leaving Huey to look at him wondering.
"Huh, lazy and free going, let he's very all knowing about my cause and seems to be willing to help. He's more than meets the eye." (Ha, chapter name/name of Testament song/quote from Transformers- ADH) Huey thought as he looked at the sleepy genius.
Later.....
After getting off the bus, Huey, Riley and Zakk walked down their street. Riley wasn't so happy at that moment. "Godamnit, i hate that fucking Magnus bitch!" He complained. "He always seems to know how to treat me like i'm his ho and i hate it!"
"Well maybe you can try to use you will power during your battles with him, not just use your fist power." Huey replied making Riley stop wanting to hit him, but Riley gotten wiser over the years and knew Huey can beat him at fighting.
"Okay, you got a point."
"Wait, i know knowing is half the battle and all (Ha, G.I. Joe joke-ADH), but who's this Magnus guy you's two are talking about?" Zakk asked the two brothers who then looked at him.
"His name's Butch Magnus, he's a 7th grader like Riley here and is your standard school bully, big and strong. But his mental prowlness is the same as your basic hotel heiress." Huey explained.
"So why don't you take a metal baseball bat and slam it against his head." Zakk asked Riley as he did a baseball bat swinging motion. "Seems like that can slove your problem."
"Trust me Zakk, i would. But that niggas head is 16 years of strong bone, not even a nuke would blow that shit away." Riley replied as he sighed.
"Wait, thought you said he was a 7th grader, make him sound like a 10th grader." Zakk asked to which Riley then snicked at.
"Well he just so happens to be held back 3 years, remember what Huey said. Strong and all that shit, yet as dumb as your basic inbred redneck whoes parents are brother and sister."
"I resent that you brown skinned fucker!"
"Who said that?" Zakk asked as he looked around where the noise came from. Huey had to pull his focus to where the voice came from. There was Butch Magnus right there, 7 feet away from the 3 boys. Gotten bigger.....And dumber. "Oh, right."
"You think i'm a inbred fuck?" Butch said very angry while sneering. "Well if my parents were inbred which i'm saying they're not, that at least says i have parents!"
"You fucker!" Riley said charging at Butch in anger.
"Wait Riley!" Huey said to no avail.
"No one diss's my parents!" Riley yelled as he tried to get some punchs on Butch, but of course, Butch blocked then and layed somefist slams into Riley's face. Huey and Zakk tried to stop Butch, but 3 of his croney's got in the way.
Huey who was mad looked at Zakk while getting in his kung-fu pose. "You ever fought before?"
"You fucking with me?!" Zakk replied as he took off his hat and started to pound the ground. "Haven't had a good street fight in a while!"
Then if by a flash, Huey charged at one croney and started to beat him up going all Bruce Lee on his ass. Then Zakk ran up to a croney and tackle him to the ground punching his head in the process. Then got up and did a buzzsaw kick to the croney's head knocking him out and knocking some teeth out in the process.
"Nice" Huey responded as he headbutted the croney he was going against and beating him. He then looked at Riley still getting beat up by Butch, then at Zakk going against the last croney.
"Dude, help Riley, i got this douce!" Zakk yelled as he blocked some punches before grabbing him by the neck and slamming him to the ground.
Huey ran up to Butch and tried to jump kick him in the head, but somehow if they were in a kung-fu movie, Butch caught Huey's foot and slammed him to the ground. Butch sneered at Huey. "You dumb Nigger, you thought you can beat me? I've seen every fighting movie ever, i know that trick!"
Then Riley out of nowhere jumped on Butch's back and held onto his nose. "You dumbass fucker, you quit hurting my bro!" As Riley held on the the squeeling Butch (That's a funny visual, ain't it?- ADH), Huey got back up and started to punch Butch in his stomich.
Soon Riley was off of Butch and started to kick Butch's back. Seems the two brothers who normally aruge and fight each other were working together to bring down the big 7th grader. "Keep getting his back Riley!" Huey said to his brother who nodded and kept doing what he was doing.
"Wait, where the fuck is Zakk?" Riley yelled to which Huey look to see where Zakk was fighting to see the one croney he beat up laying on the ground knocked out, but Zakk nowhere to be found.
"Where the--" Huey started to ssay, but forgot for the slightist bit about Butch who punched Huey in the face, then grabbed Riley by his feet and swung him onto Huey.
Then Butch broke a big branch from a tree and started to walk towards the two brothers in pain. "Never did like you niggers..." Butch rose the branch up to slam down, but.
WHACK!
Butch stopped in place, then fell down unconusious causing the ground to shake a bit. Both Huey and Riley were surprised at what just happened. "What the fuck?" Both Huey and Riley muttered to themselfs, only to see a hand out to them.
They looked up at the person who helped then and turns out it was Zakk, who was smiling while holding a barbed wired 2x4 in his other hand. "You gonna stare like bitches or you gonna get up?"
Both Huey and Riley got up and looked around at what just happened. "Where the hell you go?" Riley asked a smiling Zakk who just spung the 2x4 in his hand.
"Yeah, we needed you help--" Huey tried to say but Zakk stopped him by rasing his finger up.
Then Zakk got back to a groggy but aware Butch and buzzsaw kicked his face knocking him out. Then he turned around back at the two brothers. "And you got my help, you said a metal baseball bat wouldn't work with him." He then handed the barbed wired 2x4 to Huey. "So i decided to go with a classic and it worked."
Both Huey and Riley looked at each other and shrugged. "Thanks for yo help Zakk" Riley said before starting to kick Butch's knocked out body, Huey tried to stop him, but Zakk stopped him.
"Let him be, let him have some fun." Zakk said as he and Huey watched Riley beating up the knocked out Butch.
Then something dawned on Huey. "Remember when you said there was something you wanted to tell me before, what was it?" He asked Zakk who smiled and got his hat back on.
"Well i did some resreach on you last night and you seem to be noticble in the rebelling factor, protesting the stuff BET does with that hunger strike, being one of Martin Luther King Jr.'s only suporters, how you tried to make sure the filming of Soul Plane 3 never happened, etc." Zakk said with a smile at Huey who was surprised at how much about his work. "And i'm impressed with your work and i would find it a honor to help your cause."
"You're willing to help with my cause?" Huey asked surprised at Zakk who nodded. Then in a VERY rare moment, Huey smiled. "Would be very helpful."
2 weeks later......
After Zakk joined Huey and sometimes Jazmine with their cause, Huey was impressed with what Zakk had done to help. Seems Zakk had already a computer site where he put down government conspirsies which some were weird, but then their were others that made sense. So Zakk decided to spread Huey's word on it. Seems to have worked so far with some people responding, but mostly with negative comments. They had to rethink their plan, but they decided to take a small break and go shopping at the mall.
"Okay, please tell me you have enough clothes!" Zakk moaned as he and Huey were walking with bags of clothes in their hands thanks to Jazmine, 3 bags each person. "When i suggested we go to the mall, thought we were gonna check out stuff each of us like, not become your shopping bitches."
Jazmine turned around smiling. "Yes, but i'm a girl and they had a sale and i couldn't resist."
"Still you had to buy all this stuff and make us carry it?" Huey asked confused at the happy girl.
"Well you wouldn't be a gentleman if you didn't." Jazmine replied back at Huey leaving Zakk to snicker.
"She's right you know."
"Shut up Zakk" Huey shot back. So they were walking again, soon they were near a music shop. Zakk stopped in place and dropped the stuff he was carrying. He then did the holy cross hand gesture.
"In nomine Patris, Et Filli, Spiritus sancti, jackpot!" Zakk said before running in making Huey confused and Jazmine shocked her clothes were on the ground.
"I got him." Huey said putting the stuff he had on the ground.
"Good, tell him i'm gonna hurt him for dropping my clothes when i get in there!" Jazmine said as she picked up her stuff from the ground.
Huey looked around for Zakk till' he heard someone singing into a microphone.
"There's nothing to save, You're my slave, Burn the earth, For minuimal Wage, Burn!" it sounded growly with some screaming mixed in, but it sounded familar. He then looked where it came from and there was Zakk talking to a clerk of the store with a mic in his hand. So Huey walked over where he was. "So, yeah. This has nice feedback, maybe have to be a little louder, but seems to be very good. How much?" Zakk asked the clerk before Huey came up behind him.
"What the hell, you left jazmine's clothes on the ground, so you can check out a mic?" Huey asked confused.
"Yes, only cause' i needed a new mic. My old one is crap." Zakk said back.
"So you're a singer?" Huey asked Zakk who smiled.
"Yes, i'm a metal singer and guitarist, that's what i've been doing with some of my other friends. We've been trying to get a band going, we already got co-vocals and guitars checked off thanks to me and a friend of mine and bass guitar checked off too. All there's left is Drums and everythings complete." Zakk explained to Huey.
"You know Jazmine is gonna kill you, right?" Huey asked Zakk who was about to respond, but then Jazmine came up rushing to them mad.
"Zakk, you jerk. You left me to pick up my clothes all for a mic!" Jazmine yelled at Zakk which shocked him. "If i wasn't friends with you, i would punch you in your nuts!"
"Woah, easy Jazmine." Huey said tryng to stop her.
"Not now Huey." Jazmine said back at Huey before putting her bags down and walking over to the drum set they had for trying out. "Need something to hit." So she picked up the drumsticks and started to hit the drums with them in anger. Both Huey and Zakk were surprised, Huey cause' he was shocked that Jazmine was this mad and Zakk cause' at how the drums heard and how Jazmine hit them.
"Sweet mother of Mel Brooks." Zakk muttered to himself before walking over to Jazmine who stopped hitting the drums with his ipod out. "That was awesome Jazmine!"
"Me in anger hitting the drums?" Jazmine asked confused at Zakk who was checking out his Ipod.
"Well there's that, but mostly how you play them. You ever played drums before?" Zakk asked in happiness.
"No, never ever. I just needed to hit something." Jazmine said as Zakk handed her his ipod.
"Okay, sound reasonable. Now play this song, it's Dethklok, Lazer Cannon Deth Sentence." Zakk said as he pointed at the song on the screen. Jazmine put on the earbuds, got ready to play and played the song on the ipod as Zakk stepped back smiling and Huey wondering. Soon Jazmine was playing the song on drums like a pro. She finished and Zakk was smiling. "Was that good?"
"Good? Chica, that was fucking perfect!" Zakk said before getting back to Jazmine. "Now to make sure that wasn't just a one night stand, play this song." Zakk said as he pointed at Slipknot's "Psychosocial". He backed up as she started to get ready to play..
"Where you getting at here Zakk?" Huey asked the smiling metal head.
"Shut up and let me listen." Zakk said as Jazmine played the drum part of the song, now anyone who's heard or played this song knows it can be a complete bitch. Jazmine finished the song and was made by Zakk to play the drums of Rush's "Tom Sawyer" which of course she did very well as her final test. Zakk was clapping his hands in happiness.
"Thanks, can i stop now?" Jazmine asked as her arms were hurting as Zakk nodded his head.
"Yes you can new drummer for my band." Zakk said smiling and picking up the 6 bags of clothes of Jazmine's. "I'll get these bags."
"Wait, you want me to be in your band?" Jazmine asked Zakk.
"It would be a honor, plus anyone who can drum as good as Neil Pearlt is all good with me."
"What you think Huey?" Jazmine asked Huey who shrugged.
"Up to you girl." Huey said back to which Jazmine thought about it.
"Sure, i'll join." She said making Zakk even happier.
"Oh thank you, now....If you could." Zakk said as he pointed at the mic on the counter next to the clerk. "Can one of you guys get my wallet out of my pocket and pay the man $50.23?"
Another Dead Hero- All right, how'd you like that chapter? i told you it would be a long one and it was. Seems Zakk is helping Huey with his cause and it looks to be working so far. Now Jazmine is also a drummer for Zakk's band...Who knew?! Now how will things go, we'll see. There's the basic music and pop culture references. I know that i made Butch a total racist in this chapter, but after watching a episode or two of the show with him in it, seems like he would be one when older, am i right? Next chapter will featutre our 4 main characters (With Huey and Riley doing a bet which will make you surprised but laugh....I hope.) and will make the first appearence of Cindy Mcphearson and Hiro Otomo (He was in the early Boondocks comics) in it. Also it will feature a pairing which you would not see coming.....Not the HueyxJazmine thingy i've been hinting at......Fuck it, just read it. Hope you enjoyed and review it people. Peace.