Night
Rude congratulated himself on a successful day of avoiding Reno's pranks. Sure, he'd started off the day with a blast of water straight to his face, and his mouth would be dyed blue for a few days, but being Reno's partner meant he'd avoided having to sit on a park bench all day and hadn't had to deal with tin foil or plastic wrap or gay porn. He'd even avoided the phone pranks, unlike poor Elena; she'd actually called the Midgar Zoo asking to speak with Mr. Lyon. Hell, he hadn't even gotten locked in the bathroom, which was a miracle since he usually had to go as soon as he got to the office – a side effect of chugging Starbucks on the way to work. All in all, it had been a pretty good day.
"Hey babe, you coming to bed?" Rude chuckled. Of course, Reno spent a day tormenting everybody, and now he wanted to play. Typical.
"Yeah, I'm coming."
Reno was standing in the doorway to the bathroom swishing mouthwash when he got there. His eyes were sparkling merrily, and Rude rolled his eyes and climbed into bed. At least, he tried to… but his feet got stuck halfway. He struggled for a few minutes, cursing softly to himself and trying to push his feet further down into the bed, before he registered the sound of Reno laughing and choking on his mouthwash. He stopped immediately, turning to glare at his partner's back while Reno spit the mouthwash into the sink, still sputtering laughter.
"You little bastard… I can't believe you short-sheeted me!"
A/N:
Okay, okay, it's ridiculously short, but eh. I couldn't help myself, and I didn't want it to be included in the work chapter. I love Reno so much :p
And, uh, llama. Check this out! http:// www. albinoblacksheep. com/ flash/ llama
Soyna – hehe, no kidding. I think they might just put everyone on a forced vacation from now on :p I just discovered most of these jokes courtesy of the internet today, so now I have to save them for next year lol. Thanks for the llama!