Chapter 2!!!!!!
'Ello peeps! (Mmmm, peeps...so delicious when left out for a couple of days, then microwaved...wait, did I just say that out loud? O.o) Alrighty then, well...here's chapter 2!
P.S: I semi-sort of dedicate this to the people who have been reading and reviewing this so far! Thanks! And to those who have reviewed "Aura Knight" (If you haven't, go do it! XD)
--Since Meowth can speak people, he uses quotes instead of asterisks.
* 'K, this is a really dumb idea,* Charizard complained to Staraptor as they flew over the woods that surrounded Cerulean City. *I mean seriously? Go kidnap Meowth from Team Rocket? Then use him to go buy flowers? I think Pikachu's finally been hit one too many times.*
*Well, did you have any other good ideas?* Staraptor asked caustically.
*We could have gone to pick some from the woods.*
*Right,* Staraptor rolled her eyes.
*Look! I found that gay balloon of theirs!* Sure enough, Charizard had found Team Rocket's signature, if a little conspicuous, hot air balloon.
The two flying pokemon landed not far from the balloon, where Charizard's flaming tail wouldn't be easily seen. *Remember, you stay here while I go get the others.*
Charizard nodded. *Yep. And remember, just in case you get lost, look for my flaming butt.*
*Oh something's flaming alright.* Staraptor shot back to the dragon as she flew off towards the rest of the waiting pokemon.
It took Charizard a few moments to get what Staraptor meant. *...Wait,... Hey!* He roared. *I'm not gay!* He sulked in the darkness of the wood, waiting and repressing the urge to catch Staraptor on fire when she came back.
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*So made you think that Team Rocket was nearby?* Buizel asked Pikachu as he, Pikachu, Politoed, Corsola, and Gible followed Staraptor in the woods. A thin sliver of a moon shone in the nigh sky, providing enough light for them to see by. After their trainers went to sleep, they little troop set out into the woods, finding Meowth. Politoed carried an empty burlap sack.
Pikachu rolled his eyes; it was such a simple question. *Well considering that Team Rocket's been after me for years, wherever I go, they're sure to be close behind.*
*Oh.*
Meanwhile Gible was chatting a million miles per hour. *Ooh, this is going to be so much fun! We're going to like a bunch of spies! Or like some criminals! So what are you going to do with that burlap sack, huh,huh huh!--*
*Dear Ho-Oh, he's going to give us away! * Pikachu looked pleadingly at Buizel and Politoed, who were covering their ears to drown him, out, but to no avail. *Can you guys do something to shut him up?*
Politoed looked around for a few moments, than flashed Buizel an evil grin. Buizel caught on with Politoed's plan. Buizel grabbed Gible, who was still chattering away, on one side, while Politoed grabbed the other.
* Ooh, is this a new game? Is this part of the plan? This is so much fun! Wait what are you guys doi-- Mmfph!* Politoed and Buizel shoved the chatterbox pokemon headfirst into the hallow of the log. Gible was still yammering away, but he was a lot quieter, considering that his entire head was shoved into a log.
*Oh, thank Mew!* Pikachu praised. *Just remind me to pick him up on the way back. *
*Darn,* Politoed grumbled. He was enjoying the new-found silence.
*Look! I see Charizard's butt!* Corsola cried out.
*TMI, Corsola,* Politoed said. *TMI.*
They met up with Charizard surrounding Team Rocket's campsite. *Looks like the two Rocket people are gone too. Maybe they're off to go—ow! Not again! What makes you think I was going to say that!?*
*Because you're mind has a permanent address in the gutter.* Staraptor said.
*Wait a minute, where's the annoying one?* Charizard asked.
Buizel grinned. * Gible? Oh, we stuffed him in a log back there.*
*Alright! Give me some claw, or paw!* Charizard and Buizel high-fived.
Pikachu shushed them with a glare. *Okay,* he began. *With the people of Team Rocket gone, this should be a piece of cake to kidnap Meowth with very little problem. Politoed, you ready?*
*Am I ever!* He held up the burlap sack.
*Okay, here's what we'll do... * The pokemon huddled around.
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Meowth sighed and poked the fast fading embers with a stick. "Man, when are Jessie and James getting back?" He complained, poking the fire again.
He was too oblivious to the grinning pokemon holding the sack behind him.
"I mean jeez, does it really take that long to go into town and get-- Gah!"
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"Jeez! That has got to be the worst pratical joke known to-- holy Mew! It's the twerp's pokemon!" Meowth pointed a finger at the small group of pokemon surrounding him.
*Congrats, he catches on pretty quickly doesn't he?* Charizard quipped.
"I wouldn't say much if I were you lizard boy! I'll give ya the worst fury swipes ever!"
* Try it and you'll wish you hadn't,* Pikachu threatened, sparks trailing off his cheeks.
"Okay, okay, sheesh. What do ya guys want from me any ways?" Meowth asked.
*We need your help.* Pikachu told Meowth their plan to get Ash and Misty together and how they needed Meowth to speak human when they went to buy the flowers.
"Well, that's sounds awfully romantic," Meowth thoughtfully scratched his chin with his claw. "But ain't that other twerp been trying to get them together for a long time now? And what makes yo guys think that you can do it?"
*Please?* Corsola pleaded, hope shinning in her eyes. *We just want our trainers to be happy and they aren't. So can you please help us to make them happy?*
Meowth sniffed. "Well, I guess."
The pokemon danced around in joy.
*Can we still keep him in the burlap sack though?* Politoed asked.
*No Politoeed, we can't just leave him in the sack. * Pikachu rubbed his temples. Maybe he was the only sane one around here. *We'll meet you early tomorrow morning here, 'k?*
"Yeah no prob."
They trekked through the woods back to their trainers before they got suspicious. After all, seeing a bunch of strong pokemon running rampant around the streets of Cerulean City wasn't exactly the best thing for tourism.
*Crap! We forgot Gible!*
End of chappie 2! not as funny as last chapter, but it will get very funny, and rather messed up later (Charizard manages to find a video camera, oh the humanity....)