Hey! It's been awhile, I think, I'm not sure...

Anyways! This chapter is short, sorry, I just felt like it's been awhile since I updated so I just wanted to update. So, yeah!

I hope you find this chapter decent, haha.

-Alex.


Fünf Luftballoons

I pulled out my cell phone and glanced at the clock. 2:38. Where is he? I was outside the school gates waiting for my favourite little caffeine addict so we could head home together.

I watched, bored, as students and teacher's hurriedly made their way home. I looked at my phone again. 2:43. I sighed and pulled my blue Peruvian hat further on my head by the strings. I was about to look for my twitchy friend when I heard someone yell my name.

I turned my head just in time to see a red sphere flying at my face. Before I had time to react- SPLOOSH! The sphere, which turned out to be a water balloon, exploded as soon as it hit me, covering me with water. Oh, and just a reminder, I live in South Park, Colorado, where it is snowing all day all night and I just got covered in water. To say I was a bit put off would be an understatement.

"AHAHAHAHahahahahahaa!" I looked to see Cartman and Kenny almost doubled over in laughter. I hate those assholes.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" I shouted, showing them the finger.

"That's what you get Craig!" Cartman said in that stupid drawl of his.

"For what!? I don't even talk to you assholes!" This rewarded me with another balloon to the face and more obnoxious laughter from the bastards in front of me.

What the hell is taking Tweek so long!?


SPLOOSH! I was just gonna say 'splash' but sploosh is more fun, don't you agree.?

Read and review, please.(:

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99 Luftballoons - Nena.