It was a warm, summery morning. The sunroom with its plush-everything design was cozy and cat-perfect. Sonic woke up, nestled in the warm softness, and yawned and stretched. He scratched his ear.
He stopped.
"Hmmmm…" he purred restlessly. Then he stopped.
"I don't usually purr," He said.
To think about it, he decided to give himself a bath. He licked his right flank calmly. As he leaned up to his chest, he stopped.
"I DO NOT LICK MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yowled.
He jumped over the plush rugs and waded through thhe too-fluffy carpet. He found a full length mirror.
He blinked.
In the reflection, he saw his own rich blue color, own grass-green eyes, own cream-colored belly…..
All on the body of an ordinary house cat.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"