Me: HELLO AGAIN!!! Everyone say hi!
Everyone, some more willing than others: Hello!
Me: This is GREAT FUN stuff to write!
Inuyasha: According to you that is...
Me: Kagome?
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: ... Ichigo?
Kagome: Osuwari...
Inuyasha: GNAH! *spam!* What did you that for?!
Me: Because I can! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Me: Okay, first, I didn't expect that someone was ALREADY going to ask if she could join!
Takara: Someone did? O.O
Me: Yes, the first one to review and write a dare to be certain. She's been with me in all of my fics, here she is... Draaaaaaaaaaama Kagome!!!!!!!!
*DK enters*
DK: Hi everyone!
Kagome: ... Why DramaKagome?
Matsumoto: *claps hands together* Maybe she's a fan of yours!
Takara: ...
Ed: -.-'
Me: Anyway everyone! Let's welcome her properly! Why don't you sit down in that armchair over there DK-chan?
Ed: ... When did that armchair get in here...?
Toushiro: And where did it come from?
Me: It came out of nowhere, right now, because I felt like it! I'm the author, I can do that!
DK: *sits down* Woah, this feels nice!
Me: Ichigo, give her some pocky!
Ichigo: Why me?
Me: Because I said so!
Ichigo: ... *gives DK pocky*
Me: Good boy! So then, let's get going!
Kagome: Who's going to read the first one?
Me: DraKag-chan is, she's a guest after all XD
Takara: Okaaaaaaaaaaay...
Al: Go ahead DramaKagome-san.
DK: Thank you Alphonse! *opens the letter*
I dare Inuyasha, Ichigo, and Ed to take off their shirts in front off all the girls!
The boys mentioned: NO WAY!
The girls: *laughing evily*
Ichigo: Since... Inuyasha is the first one mentioned, he should start!
Inuyasha: Keh! Forget it! Ed can start!
Ed: Why me?!
Inuyasha: Because... because...! Because I was on Hikari's list before you were!
Ed and Ichigo: ... what kind of reason is that?
Inuysha: It gives me the highest rank here!
Ed: No it doesn't!
Ichigo: He's right! It doesn't! You should start because of that!
Matsumoto: *walks over to Ichigo* Oh you sissies! Just do it already! *rips Ichigo's shirt off*
Ichigo: WAAH!!
The girls: KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Matsumoto: *Moves towards Ed*
Ed: *Backs away* Ah ah, never mind, I'll do it myself... *takes off his shirt* There? Satisfied?
The girls: *drooling and nodding* And now? *turning to Inuyasha*
Inuaysha: *backs away* Grrr, oh what the hell! *takes his shirt off* There...*crosses his arms*
The girls: *drooling while staring at the three of them, unable to talk. I fall backwards*
Toushiro: *sigh* Shall we continue?
Al: Sure! The next one is here! *takes out letter*
Hi
PLease bring Uryu in, I'd like Ichigo and him to...umm, maybe hug ^^
I know that they like eachother for real ^^
KYAA!! *melting* X)
Envy: Who's it from?
Al: You-know-who...
Me: It's Voldemort!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Takara: Can someone get Uryu please?
Matsumoto: I'll do it!
Kagome: *blushes* And you three, put your shirts on!
Inuaysha and Ed: Oh, yeah... *puts on their shirts*
Ichigo: HEY! Rangiku ripped mine apart! What am I supposed to put on?!
Ed: Don't worry, I'll fix it *claps his hands together and fixes the shirt* Here you g-...
Me: KYAAAAAA!! THAT'S SO COOL!!! *glomps Ed*
Ed: DWAH!! *falls over with me lying on him*
*right then Uryu enters the room with Matsumoto*
Uryu: What on earth? *sees me on top of Ed in a... strange position, Ichigo on his way to put his shirt on and the girls still blushing with dreamy looks on their faces*
Me: *looks up* Hi Ishida-kun! *waves*
Uryu: ... may I leave again?
Me: Of course not! You have a dare! Afterwards, okay...
Ed: Can't... breathe... mind getting off me?
Me: Oooops, sorry Ed! *giggle and stand up*
Uryu: So, what am I doing here again?
Me: Fan-service!
DK and Kagome: You're going to hug Ichigo.
Uryu: ... hug Kurosaki? Never...
Ichigo: WHAT!! Never!
Matsumoto: Come on, it's only a hug! Don't be scared!
Toushiro: Matsumoto, be quiet
Matsumoto: Yes taichou...
Me: Do it! Or else...
Ichigo: Okay okay! *walks over to Uryu* Okay, let's get this over with... *hugs*
Uryu: *hugs back*
Ichigo: *Lets go*
Uryu: *Does the same* May I go now?
Me: Sure! Bye Ishi-chan!
Uryu: ... What did you call me?
Kagome: Never mind that, bye Ishida-kun!
Uryu: Ehm , bye... *leave*
Al: So, what's next?
Me: We've got one more letter... ah well, it's the first chappie! I didn't expect that many yet... NOTE THE WORD YET!!! XD
Matsumoto: Can I read it? Please? *puppy eyes*
Me: Sure! Go ahead!
Matsumoto: YAY!! *clears throat* Okay, here goes:
I don't know what they should do
but ask ed about why he styles his hair that way
Ed: What kind of question is that? I... style it this way because I like it! It's me...
Takara: *puts glasses on* Can you explain yourself?
Ed: Why should I? I've always had it this way... and it's not like I've got the time to cut it, not that I want to... the short hair-style is Al's thing
Toishiro: And where did you get those glasses?
Takara: Borrowed them from Ishi-chan *huge smile*
Uryu: *from outside* Hey! Where did my glasses go? OW! Who placed that wall there? Where are my glasses?!
Al: You should give them back you know...
Takara: NO! I WANT THEM!! *runs out of the room*
Everyone: ... *sweatdrop*
Me: So, since we've got no more letters... DramaKagome-chan, do you have anything you want us to do?
DK: *thinks* Hmmm... okay, I've got a few. First, I dare Inuyasha to give Kagome some roses...
Inuaysha: That's all? Wait, it's enough... and where do I get the roses...? *POPP!* Oh, that was quick... *hands the roses that popped up in his hand to Kagome*
Kagome: *smiles* Thank you Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: *blush* F-feh!
Me: Next?
DK: ... Hmm, I dare Ichigo to paint himself strawberry red!
Ichigo: WHAT?! Why? With what?
Me: With paint of course! Ed, can you transmute some red paint please?
Ed: Uhm, sure... *clap-pow-SWEESH!!!* Here you go *hands me the bucket*
Me: Thank you Ed! *hands it to Ichigo*
Ichigo: ... oh crap... *paints himself red*
Me: That was fun, anything else?
DK: *evil glimt* One last thing... I saved this... I dare Ed to stand next to another midget and we'll ALL compare who's the tallest one!
Ed: *pales* No, no no no nononononono! NO WAY!
Me: Alphonse, take your brother to that stage that randomly popped up just now...
Alphonse: Sure *evil glimt*
Ed: No no Al! Don't- WAH! *Al picked him up* NO!! Let me down! LET ME DOWN! TRAITOR! You're going to betray your own brother? LET GO!!
Al: Sorry nii-san, no can do... *puts Ed down on the stage*
Ed: There's no way in hell that I'm going to stay he- WHAT THE...?!
Me: Sorry, but I just glued your feet to the ground, sorry! Heheheh...
Takara: Now to find the other midget...
Everyone but Toushiro: *glances at Toushiro that pales*
Toushiro: N-no... wait... Don't you da- GET AWAY FROM ME!! MATSUMOTO! I forbid you to help them!
Matsumoto: Okay... isn't going to matter...
Toushiro: No, no, no wait! WAH!! PUT ME DOWN! HOW DARE YOU?! LET GO!! NOOOOOO!!!!! Souten ni saze, HYOURINMARU!!!
Everyone: WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Half an hour later
Me: Okay, they're both glued to the stage, unable to move... finally... do you have his Zanpakutou Ichigo?
Ichigo: Yeah.... now to the dare... *compares and sweatdrop* Well...
Inuyasha: It's obvious who the shorter one is...
Envy: Wow, and here I thought that the fullmetal pipsqueak was the shortest human ever...
Toushiro: I'm NOT a human! And I'm not short!
Ichigo: Toushiro... you are 133 centimeters tall (3 feet)... your zanpakutou is longer than you are!
Toushiro: That's CAPTAIN Hitsugaya to you!
DK: Wow... someone is shorter than Ed...
Ed: How come that even though I'm the taller one (for once) you all somehow manage to pick one ME?! AND I'M NOT SHORT!!
Toushiro: Yes you are...
Ed: No I'm not! And you're in no position to talk you little chibi...
Toushiro: What did you say?!
Ed: I said that you're SHORT!!
Toushiro: Why you... *hits Ed in the head*
Ed: OUCH! Take this! *hits back*
Toushiro: How dare you?! *pow*
Ed: *pow pow*
Toushiro: *pow pow pow*
Me: ... Maybe I should've placed them out of reach from eachother... well well, I'll let those guys keep it up a bit more.. it's amusing to look at... XD SEE YA!! Please! Send questions and dares!
Takara: Bye!
Envy: When did she get back...?
Me: Don't forget to send dares and questions! You can send them even if you're not a member here! Just press the "review button" and write something! PLEAAAAAAASE!!!