Me: KONNICHIWA MINNA-SAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! GENKI DESU KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? ( Hi everybody, how are you)
Matsumoto, Kagome, Takara, Envy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!
The other guys: *sweatdrop*
Ed: Envy... why...?
Envy: Because... never mind that!
Me: Okay! Now let's get going! OK, first, sorry everyone, but if you want to guest this fic, then you have to review and tell me that... and you can't be the guest two times in a row, sorry DK... Second! I've forgotten the disclaimer... Shiro-chan, please do the disclaimer *smile*
Toushiro: Don't call me that! And why me?
Me: Because I love you
Toushiro: Wha-? *blush*
Me: Come on, is it really that surprising? I love you all! But right now, I choose you, so please. Do. The. Dis. Clai. Mer...
Toushiro: Uhm, eh, okay... Onineko Hikari-chan does not own Inuyasha, Fullmetal alchemist or Bleach... she's just enjoying herself and you guys with us...
Me: Thaaaaaaat's RIGHT!!! That was great Shiro-chan! *glomps*
Toushiro: WAH!! D-don't call me that! And please get off me!
Me: Okay! *stands* Anyway! We've got another guest today! I'm popular.. heheh... here she is! My dear friend HaaaaaaaaaaaaaganEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Hagane popps up randomly in front of me*
Me: WAH!! You scared me Hagane...
Hagane: Ah, wari wari... (sorry)
Ed: What?! Hagane? That's MY name!
Me: I know! But ever since she cosplayed as you, I call her Hagane...
Ed: *blush* Sh-she cosplayed as me?
Me: Yup! ... Hagane? What's wrong?
Hagane: I-is that... REALLY Edward Elric?
Me: In the flesh *smile*
Ed: Wh-why are you staring at me like that...?
Hagane: EEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!! *glomps*
Ed: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! WHAT IS THIS?!
Envy: I belive that it's a human girl...
Ed: I can see that, you moron! Why did she attack me?!
Me: Because you're her girlfriend...
Everyone exept me and Hagane: WHAT?!
Me: Yeah, it's... more or less true...
Ed: How the HELL did I manage to get a girlfriend?!
Me: ... Well... you are very cute...
Ed: *blush* B-baka! I mean... I have never even MET her before!
Me: Oh, it's easy! You see, once we decided which manga boys that we wanted to have as a boyfriend, two each... Her first choice was you...
Envy: HAHAH! The fullmetal-pipsqueak has a girlfriend!
Me: ... and the second one was you Envy...
Envy: *gasp* WHAT?! I've got a... girlfriend?!
Me. Yup! Oh, Toushiro and Inuyasha belong to me...
Toushiro and Inuyasha: We do?!
Me: Yup, but of course Kagome or anyone else can borrow you if it's the case of a dare...
Toushiro: ...Seriously?
Me: Yup! She let me have you, even though she loves you as well...
Toushiro: ... and we have nothing to say in the matter?
Me: Nope!
Takara: *hits me with her HUUUUUUGE frying pan* Hikari-chan, it's time to start!
Me: Owie... long since you hit me...
Kagome: She hits you? With a pan?
Me: Yeah... anyway! Hagane... let go of Ed and sit down here in the comfortable arm chair and read the first letter please
Hagane: Aaaaaw... okay... *sits down* Eherrm... okay, let's see, this is from our dear friend DramaKagome:
Okay, okay, I'm not finished yet. That was just the start of things. *Smiles eviliy* I dare Inuyasha to take Kagome out on a date at a very fancy restruant. I dare Ichigo to kiss you, me, and Takara. Same thing goes for Ed too. Hehe.
Ichigo: ... I'm not sure that I like this girl...
Me: What did you say?!
Ichigo: Uhm, nothing...
Me: Inuyasha, you know what to do...
Inuaysha: Okay! *walks out with Kagome*
Me: Bye!! NEXT! *sees what the next dare is* Oh... *blush* ehm, go ahead Ichigo...
Ichigo: Do I have to?
Me: Yes...
Ichigo: Okay... *takes a deep breath and...*
STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! Switching to cheesy-fanfic-mode! *gwitzz qwatzzz*
He warily put his arm around her waist and looked deep into her green eyes. She blushed and looked back into his and he got closer and closer. She could feel his breath on her face and she closed her eyes before their lips met in a small yet passionate kiss. They stood still like that for a while before he parted and they looked deeply into eachothers eyes...
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZ!!! (the sound of the cheesy-fanfic-mode switching off)
Ichigo: Okay, one done... *turns to Takara*
*qwitzz qwatzzzz*
He warily put his arm around her waist and looked deep into her golden eyes. She blushed and looked back into his and he got closer and closer. She could feel his breath on her face and she closed her eyes before their lips met in a small yet passionate kiss. They stood still like that for a while before he parted and they looked deeply into eachothers eyes...
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZ!!!
Ichigo: ... How am I going to kiss her?
Me: Easy! TELEPORTING POWER ACTIVATED!!!
Ichigo: WAAAAAAH!!! *disappears with a BLAPP!!*
Envy: Where did he go?
Ichigo: *appears with a BLOPP!!* WAH! Okay... that was freaky...
Me: EEEEEEEeeeeed!! Come here... X3
Ed: Ah, eh, well...
Hagane: NO!!! I REFUSE!!!
Takara: ... to do what?
Hagane: That's what Ed should say!
Me: He can't! He's got to do whatever someone tells him too! But we don't have to do it in the cheesy-ff-mode...
Ichigo: But that's unfair! I had to do that!
Me: Does that mean that you didn't like it?
Ichigo: Ehm... uh... well...
Takara: You know what? Just shut up...
Ichigo: Wha-?!
Hagane: Takara-chan, don't be so unpolite!
Takara: Whatever... * grabbs Ed and drag him to her*
Me: Okay, cover Hagane's eyes, cause here goes...
Takara: *kisses Ed*
Ed: MPH! *Blush*
Me and Hagane: Okay okay, that's enough!
Me: *grabs Ed and place one hand on each side of his face* Here goes... sorry Hagane... *kisses Ed*
Ed: *kisses me back after some confusion*
Hagane: AHH!! I can't watch!
Me: *won't let go, put my arms around his neck and deepens the kiss*
Ed: *Does the same*
Envy: ... Isn't this going a little overboard?
Hagane: WAAAAAAH!!! OK OK!!! THAT'S ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! *hits me and makes me hit the wall on the other side of the room*
Me: WAAAAAAH!!! OW! What was that for Hagane?!
Toushiro: Isn't it obvious? *pissed off*
Me: Are you jealous Shiro-chan? O.O
Toushiro: *blush* Bakayarou! And don't call me Shiro-chan!
Me: SUUUURE you're not...
Matsumoto: But taichou, it's nothing to be ashamed over...
Toushiro: SHUT UP!
Me: Anyway... Gotta fullfill the dare... TELEPORTING POWER ACTIVATED!!!! *PLAPP!*
Hagane: I can't belive it! Evny! Console me! NOW! *starts to cry* Please...
Envy: Eh-ah-how?
Hagane: HUG ME!!
Envy: Okay... *hugs Hagane*
Hagane: *relaxes* Thank you Envy...
Me: Okay, now that she's calmed down... let's bring the others back here, shall we? *clap*
Ed: *PLOPP!* WAAH!
Inuyasha and Kagome: *PLOPP* WAAH!!
Me: Okay! Now to the next dare! Hagane?
Hagane: *glare* What do you want, traitor?
Me: Aaaw, don't be that way... blame DramaKagome...
Hagane: Okay... *takes out the letter*
Hello! I have some questions and dares for you :P
I dare Inuyasha to kiss Kagome
I dare Toushiro to be Hikari's slave for the rest of the chapter
And I have a question for Ed... have you always been that short?
P.S: can you make Uryu POP up?
Matsumoto: Who is it from? You forgot to tell us that...
Hagane: Oh, sorry, it's from... you-know-who...
Me and Hagane: IT'S VOLDEMORT!!!
Me: Is he stalking me or something?!
Al: Uhm , Hikari-san, I don't think that's the case...
Me: AND NOW TO THE DARES!!! I like the 2nd one... *glare* Not TOO sure about the first one though... it's okay when they're not... in the room,so to speak...
Matsumoto: Then why don't you just move them elsewhere?
Me: That's a GREAT idea Ran-chan! Here goes... *clap*
Inuyasha: *PLAPP* WAH!
Kagome: *PLAPP* KYAA!
Me: Oh, Shiro-chan~
Toushiro: *gulp* Yes?
Me: Come over here for a sec...
Toushiro: O-okay...
Me: *drags him down so that he sits in my lap*
Toushiro: WAAH! Wha-what are you doing?
Me: I want you to sit in my lap! Let me play with your hair...
Toushiro: B-but... *relaxes unwillingly*
Takara: So Ed... what do you think about the question? Ed?
Ed: *boiling with anger*WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SHORT THAT HE CAN BE TAKEN FOR A 5-YEAR-OLD THAT CAN'T STAY UP LATER THAN 5 IN THE EVNING?! I'm NOT SHORT!! Why is it that hard to understand!? I'm not short... I'm just living in a big world...
Me and Hagane: Ka-Ka-Ka-KAWAIIIII!!!!!!
Ed: *jumps out of surprise* Wh-what?
Hagane: That line was so cute!!
Me: It totally was!!! Oh, and I think it's time to bring Kagome and Inuaysha-sama back! *PLOPP!*
Inuyasha: WAAH!!
Kagome: Kyaa!
Me: Are you two done?
Kagome: Yeah... *blush*
Me: Good! Oh, that's right!
*Uryu popps up in the room*
Me: Hi Ishi-chaaan!!! *waves*
Uryu: ... Why am I here... again?
Matsumoto: Because this Voldemort-guy *Me goes KYAAAAAAA!!!* is a fan of yours! She wants you to be here...
Uryu: And do what exactly?
Kagome: Who knows? She just wanted you to be here and say something once in a while... I guess...
Me: WELL! Let's get to the next letter! Who wants to read it?
Envy: I do!
Me: Go on then Envy *smile*
Ask what Envy's skirt really is, because I've got to know. And I also want to know how Toushiro puts his hair up like that... GOTTA KNOW!
Envy: SKIRT!? OF COURSE IT'S NOT A SKIRT!!!!
Matsumoto: ...Then what is it?
Envy: ... Well... it's a... ehm...
Kagome: He doesn't know...
Ichigo: It's a skirt for sure... he just doesn't want to admit it...
Envy: WHAT DID YOU SAID STRAWBERRY?!
Ichigo: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU PALMTREE!!
Envy: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PALMTREE?!
Ichigo: YOU!!
Envy: Why you... *attacks Ichigo*
Ichigo: WAH! *fights back*
Me: Well, while those two are fighting, why don't you answer your question Shiro-chan?
Toushiro: *stirrs since he almost fell asleep* Ah, I don't put it up... it grows this way...it's true
Matsumoto: That's true. I've never seen him, not even once, fix his hair
Me: Great answer! Do we have more letters Hagane?
Hagane: Yeah we do. One letter is left!
Me: Do you want to read it?
Hagane: No, that's not necessary...
Me: Toushiro, you do it...
Toushiro: Okay... *takes the letter*
I dare Matsumoto to put cute ribbons in Toshiro's hair!! (I am evil)
And I want to bring Jakotsu in (onegaishimasu! which means please) I've got no idea about what he's supposed to do there, but you'll figure something out, and you know how it usually turns out when you put Jakotsu in the same room as Inuyasha :P
Inuaysha and Toushiro: ... This person is evil...
Matsumoto: YAY!!!! Hikari-chan, please hold him...
Me: *puts my arms around him in a hug-like way* I won't let go...
Toushiro: N-no! MATSUMOTO! STOP IT!
Matsumoto: Sorry taicho, but a dare is a dare *giggle*
Toushiro: NOOOOOO!!
*meanwhile with Inuyasha*
Inuaysha: No... not Jakotsu...
Ichigo: Who's this Jakotsu-guy?
Inuyasha: He's a dead, sadistic gay-guy...
Ichigo: And that's bad because...?
Inuyasha: Well, I think that it's quite problematic since he loves to cut up the men he loves slowly in a good-looking way... and he loves me...
Ichigo: I see your point...
Al: Reminds me alittle of Barry the chopper, don't you agree nii-san?
Ed: Yeah...
Inuyasha: Let's just hope that he doesn't find me...
Jakotsu: *from behind* INUYASHAAAAAAAA!!! 3 3 3
Inuaysha: GYAAAH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!
Jakotsu: NOO!!! I WANT THOSE EARS!!! COME BACK!!
Inuaysha: *Runs away since he can't use the Tessaiga indoors*
Jakotsu: Come back!! *hunts him*
Matsumoto: There! I'm done!
Me: KAWAII! GET THE CAMERA!
Toushiro: NO!! RELEASE ME!
Inuyasha: Let go off my shirt! *RIPP!* WAH! YOU RIPPED IT APART!
Jakotsu: You've got such a good-looking chest... makes me wanna cut it to pieces!
Inuyasha! NO WAAY!!
Ed: Definitely like Barry...
Toushiro: Put that damn thing away Matsumoto!
Me: Wait, let's try another pose!
Matsumoto: Yeah, and put on that glittery ribbon...
Toushiro: Which glitt-WAH! NO WAY!
Inuyasha: LET GO OF MY PANTS YOU PERVERT!!
Jakotsu: But I don't wanna... can I have your ears if I obey?
Inuyasha: NO!!
Uryu: ... this is crazy stuff...
Takara: Should we say good bye or today?
Uryu: Yeah, that may be a good idea. Good bye... at least I'm leaving now...
Takara: I'm coming with you...
*they leave to the sound of Toushiro's and Inuyasha's screams, Jakotsu's crazy laughter and a gasping sound as Inuyasha's pants are ripped off*
Every girl in the room plus Jakotsu: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Inuyasha: WAAH!! ED! FIX MY CLOTHES ALREADY, DAMN IT!!
Ed: Did I hear a please?
Matsumoto: By the way, who wrote these last ones?
Hagane: *before glomping both Envy and Ed* I DID!!!
Everyone: WHAAAT!?
Me: BYE EVERYONE! This argumentation is going to keep on a quite long time... please write a dare! Or a question... or more... and tell me if you want to guest "the show" XD BYE!