Me: HELLOO!!! Sorry for the late posting... but this is the kind of fic that only works if my readers review...
Takara: Yeah... otherwise, YOU'LL make stuff up, won't you?
Me: SURE I will... but I think that they wouldn't like that very much...
Toushiro: No, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't...
Me: HIDOOOOOOI DESU!!! (That's mean)
Inuyasha: What? It's true!
Me: Kagome...
Inuyasha: NO! NONO! SORRY SORRY!!
Me: GOOD doggy... heheh...
Inuyasha: Don't call me that!
Me: Whatever... Matsumoto, do the disclaimer please.
Matsumoto: Yes ma'am!
Me: Miss...
Matsumoto: Oh, sorry... Onineko-chan does not own any of us. If she did, then she wouldn't have to write this...
Me: YAY! You called me Onineko-chan!
Ed: So? You want us to call you that?
Me: Yeah, why not? Oh! All of you guys... the ones that shares the first place on my list, may call me koneko-chan!
Toushiro: Koneko-chan?
Me: Yeah, what is it Shiro-chan?
Toushiro: CAPTAIN Hitsugaya...
Envy: I don't think she cares about that...
Me: Of course I do! I love the way he reacts! XD
Toushiro and Envy: ...
Takara: HELLO?! Do we have any dares or something today?
Me: OF COUUURSE we have! Otherwise I wouldn't write this, would I?
Takara: ... I guess not...
Me. GOOD! Then... who'll read the first one...? INUAYSHA-SAMA!
Inuyasha: WAH! What?
Me: YOU are going to read the first letter!
Inuyasha: I am?
Me: YES YOU ARE!!
Ed: is it just me, or is she very loud-mouthed today?
Al: No, I think so too...
Me: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Ed & Al: Nothing!
Me: Good... What are you waithing for Inuyasha-sama? Read it!
Inuaysha: Okay OKAY! Gee...
I would like to ask Toushirou what he'd do if he saw Aizen ...can you bring in Momo (too much of a hitsuhina fan here, but you don't have to). But if you do, make them hug...or something... Oh! I dare Kagome to say sit ten times in a row! (I' so evil)
Envy: WOW! This isn't so bad, is it?
Ichigo: No... I like this girl!
Me: GOOD! She's my new friend knowledgeandImagination... Knolee-chan for short by me XD (I LOVE YOUR STORIES!!!!)
Takara: Shall we get on with the questions and dares then?
Me. SURE! Shiro-chan?
Toushiro: I would kill him... it's as simple as that. But I'm not sure if I'm strong enough yet...
Envy: Are you strong?
Toushiro: *death glare* Wanna try me out?
Envy: Bring it!
Me: STOOP! It's not that I don't want to see a hot-guys-fighting-thingy... but I don't want ice and Envy all over the place!
Envy: You think that I'd loose?
Me: I don't think... I know
Takara: NEXT!
Me: Okay! ... Shiro-chan is mine!
Takara: No he's not...
Me: HE IS IN THIS FIC! But I'll bring her in... and BTW, some of you guys write "You don't have to if you don't feel like it" in your dares... IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I FEEL LIKE IT OR NOT! I'll make them do WHATEVER you say! Hell, I made Ichigo jump around in a miniskirt and scream "I'm a pwetty stwawbewwy!AND, I made Toushiro wear a loin cloth! There's barely anything that is too embarrasing to write!
Ed: ... She does have a point...
Ichigo: I didn't do it at the same time!
Me: You want to do it at the same time?
Ichigo: WAH! NONONO!
Me: THEN SHUT UP!
Takara: Oh my, aren't you rude today?
Me: No...
Envy: You seem quite rude...
Me: ...
Matsumoto: What about Hinamori-chan?
Me: Oh, yeah, that's right! Come here Hinamori!
Hinamori: Hello! Ehm... where am I?
Me: You are in my fanfic. Your purpose, in this case, is to hug Shiro-chan
Hinamori: *blush* H-hug Shiro-chan?
Toushiro: What's up with everyone and calling me "Shiro-chan"?!
Me: It is cute. Now hug her!*pushes him forward*
Toushiro: Oh... uhm... *blush*
Hinamori: Uhm... *blush blush blush*
Matsumoto: *whispers something to Kagome who smirks and nods*
Kagome: *pushes Hinamori forward*
Matsumoto: *pushes Toushiro forward, which results in a kiss*
Toushiro: MPH!?
Hinamori: MMH!?
Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH!!!!!
Toushiro: *closes his eyes*
Hinamori: *does the same*
Toushiro: *deepens the kiss a little*
Hinamori: *does the same*
Matsumoto: AAW! TAICHOU!!
Kagome: So cuuute!
Me: WAAH! OKAY OKAY! I admit that it is cute... and it's my favourite pairing but... WAAH! DON'T TAKE OFF HIS SHIHAKUSHOU!!
Matsumoto: ... Did we do the right thing?
Kagome: I think so...
Me: ENOUGH! Hinamori, Toushiro, let's move on...
Hinamori: *blushes and backs away* Yes, sorry...
Toushiro: *blushes and backs away, fixing his shihakushou (which is his shirt...)* I'm sorry...
Me: OKAY! Thank you...
Takara: Jealous?
Me: OF COURSE I AM!
Takara: No need to shout...
Me: Let's move on! Kagome, you know what to do!
Kagome: Oh yes, I do...
Inuyasha: no... no no no! PLEASE NO!
Kagome: I'm sorry Inuyasha, but a dare is a dare... Osuwari
Inuyasha: GNAH! *BLAM!*
Kagome: Osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari
Inuyasha: GNAH! GNAH! GNAH! GNAH! GNAH! GNAH! GNAH! GNAH! GNAH!
Me: YAY! Now you got me happy again!
Ed: *kneeles by the VEERY deep hole in the ground* Is he okay?
Me: Yeah, I won't let him die. Besides, he's half-demon! And in episode 109, he's sat 11 times and he didn't die!
Ed: ... OookAAAY!
Takara: NEXT ONE!
I dare Ichigo to dress up as a strawberry and dance around the room like a pretty ballerina. I dare Inuyasha to ask Kagome to marry him and for Kagome to say yes. And I dare everyone else to snuggle with live ducks. *Hands box of live ducks* Hehe
Me: Do I have to tell you who it is from?
Everyone: DramaKagome...
Me: YES! Ichigo? You know what to do?
Ichigo This is toture!
Inuyasha: MWAHAHAHAHAH! THE PWETTY STWAWBEWWY, DANCES AGAIN!
Kagome: ... You are never going to let that go, are you?
Inuyasha: NO!
Me: DO IT! Or I'll make you...
Ichigo: NO!
Me: ... Envy, can you please transmute his clothes into a strawberry suit?
Ichigo: WHAT?!
Ed: With pleasure....
Ichigo: You can't catch me!
Me: Hitsugaya-kun?
Toushiro: Shouten ni saze, Hyourinmaru...
Ichigo: WAH! YOU FROZE MY FEET TO THE GROUND!
Toushiro: Yes I did, mr. state the obvious...
Me: Ed?
Ed: *smirk* Whatever you say... *clap-pow-SWEESH!*
Ichigo: NO!
Me: Now... Toushiro, he can't dance if he has his feet frozen to the ground, can he?
Toushiro: *smirk* No... *removes the ice*
Me: Now Ichigo, DANCE!!
Ichigo: NO!
Me: Envy!
Envy: Okay... *turns into Byakuya*
Ichigo: Th-that won't work!
Byakuya/Envy: Chine, zenbon sa-
Ichigo: OKAAAAAY!! *skips around like a ballerina*
Everyone: *laughs*
Toushiro: Heheh... I must admit that I do find this entertaining...
Me: I KNEW IT!
Takara: Let's just move on...
Me: ... Excuse me... but I'll leave the room for a few seconds...
Takara: Do so...
Me: *disappears with a POFF!*
Inuyasha: *blushes*
Kagome: *blushes even more*
Matsumoto: Oh, come on! Just do it already! Are you a man or a mouse?
Inuyasha: *growls* You, shut up...
Ichigo: Well?
Inuyasha: ... *kneels in front of Kagome* Ehm... I don't know how to... express myself...
Envy: A simple "will you marry me?" would probably do
Inuyasha. SHUT UP! Eh... Kagome?
Kagome: Y-yes Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: W-w-wi-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Matusmoto: OH COME ON! JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!
Inuyasha: WILYOUMARRYME?!
Kagome: ?
Inuyasha: W-will you marry me... Kagome?
Kagome: YES! YES I WILL!! *kisses Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *surprised, but kisses her back*
Me: *POPP!!* Are they do- WAH!? ... Are they neck petting on the floor?
Matsumoto: Yeah, seems like it... cover Taichou's eyes!
Toushiro: Wha-?!
Ichigo: This is not something that children should see...
Toushiro: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I'M NOT A LITTLE KID!
Envy: Yes you are...
Toushiro: You have a death wish?!
Me: LET'S SNUGGLE WITH DUUUCKS!!
Ed: ... She honestly wants us to snuggle with LIVING ducks?
Al: ... I'm not that surprised...
Me: HERE! *hands Ed a duck*
Ed: WAH!
Duck: QWACK!!
Ed: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SNUGGLE WITH THIS?!
Me: I don't know! Look at Envy! He's good at it!
Toushiro: ... He's actually snuggling with a duck...
Ed: OW! IT BIT ME!
Me: She hasn't got any teeth...
Ed: She still has a beek!
Matsumoto: I'll read the last letter!
I think you should bring Hawkeye and Mustang back and make the colonel wear the tiny mini skirt that he's so intent on making the women wear. It would be funny
Me and Ed: It sure would...
Me: BRING THEM IN!
Mustang: Why are we here, again?
Hawkeye: I don't know sir, I have never been here before.
Mustang: Oh, yeah...
Ed: *smirks evilly* Hello colonel...
Mustang: *sweatdrop* What's up with you, Fullmetal?
Ed: *shows him the letter*
Mustang: *pales* ... no...
Hawkeye: I'm sorry to say it sir, but you asked for it.
Me: That's one of your mort famous lines EVER!
Mustang: But...
Me: Just do it...
Mustang: Who do you think you are?!
Me: I am the author of this fic...
Takara: *fake gasp*
Me: Cut it! And as such, I am able to do whatever I want...
Mustang: Prove it.
Me: *eyebrow rises, sloooooooooowly* You want me to preove it? *evil smirk* Heheheh...
Ed: Ah, oh... colonel, better apoligize...
Al: Yes, you really don't want to-
Mustang: Like I said, prove it
Envy: ... He's busted...
Toushiro: *nods*
Me: Okay! *clap!*
Mustang: WAH! WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO?! AND WHY AM I WEARING A SIGN THAT SAYS GLOMP ME?!
Me: Because... you want me to let the fan-girls in?
Mustang: ... What fan-girls?
Me: *opens a door* THESE fan-girls!
Fan-girls: OMI GAAAAAAAWD! IT'S ROY! ROY! SHIRTLESS! LET'S GLOMP HIM! *hunts Mustang*
Mustang: WAAAAAAAAAH!!
Ed: ... That was evil...
Toushiro: It sure was...
Me: *laughs evily* MWAHAHAHAHAH!! THAT PROOF ENOUGH, EH, ROY-CHAN?!
Mustang: YES!! YESYESYES!!! JUST TAKE THEM AWAY!!!!
Me: Okay... *clap*
Mustang: They disappeared...
Me: YES! Now, put on a shirt and your skirt
Mustang: What skirt?
Me: *holds out a mini skirt* THIS skirt
Mustang: ... *puts on mini skirt*
Me: Now, do a pose!
Mustang: ... *does a pose*
Ed: *rolls on the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
Takara: *glances at me* We've got the same idea?
Me: *nods* We sure have... Ed!
Ed: Yes?
Me: Heheheh... I! I, as the author, demand you to say the line "colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a mini skirt" while Toushiro is taping it!
Ed: *pales* WHAT?!
Me: Just do it... if you don't want to get the same treatment as Roy-chan did before...
Ed: ... Okay, COLONEL MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY... IN A MINI SKIRT!!
Envy: ... Okay, now that freaked me out...
Me: What, you don't like YAOI?
Envy: I don't like, what?
Me: Forget it... YAY!!
Ed: Why did they have to bring the colonel in again?
Me: Cause he's popular, I guess... he's always on the 2nd place after you
Ed: I know, but...
Al: I'm always on third place...
Ed: Are you sad, Al?
Al: Nii-san, am I ugly?
Me: NOOOOOO! *glomps Al* YOU ARE ADORABLE! You are awesomly cute, in your own way!
Al: OH NII-SAN! IT'S THE FIRST TIME SINCE I GOT STUCK IN THIS BODY!!
Ed: ...
Takara: And NO!, since we haven't got any more letters... let's say good bye!
Me: Okay... and the last letter was from my new reviewer Wolfie-chan!
Inuyasha: IS KOUGA HERE?!
Me: WAAH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! HE ISN'T HERE!!
Takara: Onineko-chan's point is that, she loves any new reviewers, but of course she loves the old ones too... PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YOU TWO!
Matsumoto: COVER TAICHOU'S EYES!
Toushiro: STOP IT!
Hinamori: *blush* Kagome-chan... your clothes...
Matsumoto: You shouldn't see a naked woman like that yet, taichou!
Toushiro: THEN PUT MORE CLOTHES ON, MATSUMOTO!!
Takara: GOOD BYE FOR THIS TIME!