Me: HELLO HELLO HELLOOOO!!!!!! I'm so happy! I'm getting more popular all the time... THANK YOU FOR READING AND REVIEWING!!!!!!!
Toushiro: More hyper than usual...
Me: Of course! I drank something black and hot before I got her! ORANGEEES!!
Ed: ...Okay, who gave her coffee?
Envy: *whistles innocently*
Ed: Envy....
Matsumoto: And I swear I didn't help him! And I did not put sake in it!
Toushiro: No one accaused you Matsumoto... YOU PUT SAKE IN IT??!! *temperature in the room sinks*
Matsumoto: Ehm... oh... I...
Al: ... You guys can never behave, can you?
Kagome: No...
Takara: Calm down Toushiro, it's cold as it is in here!
Toushiro: ... *temperature rises again*
Me: NOW LET'S DO THE DAAAAAAAAAAAARES!!!!
Ed: Wow, she forgot the disclaimer...
Me: WHO CARES?! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT I DON'T OWN BLEACH!!!! OR INUYASHA!! OR FMA!!!
Inuyasha: *covering his sensetive ears* Someone... shut her up...
Takara: Onineko-chan, please calm down...
Me: WHY?!
Takara: Cause you're killing Inuyasha...
Me: INUYASHA-SAMAAAA!!
Inuyasha: DON'T SCREAM!!
Me: *whispers* Sorry...
Toushiro: Why don't she take Al with her and run a few times outside until the coffeine is gone?
Ed: Great idea!
Al: Why me?
Toushiro: Since you're the only one that can't get exausted...
Al: Oh...
Me: YAY! LET'S RUN!! *runs out of the room*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Takara: Well, while she's gone, why don't we take a look at the first letter for today?
Ed: Sounds good to me... who want to read it?
Kagome: I can do it... it's from Knolee-chan!
Ichigo: The nice girl?
Kagome: Yeah... but I'm not sure if you're gonna like her after this...
Ichigo: *rips letter out of her hands*
Hmm, i have more evil ones...for Ichigo.
Okay, so, Ichigo's first. I dare him to kiss Rukia in front of Byakuya (because I'm evil like that). I would SUGGEST to Byakuya not to kill him...
To Ed...how would you react if you NEVER grew any taller?
Oh, and I know that this one is weird, but I dare Toushirou and Momo to go on a ride on Hyourinmaru's back...somehow...assuming that Hyourinmaru lets them...
To Matsumoto, what will you do if you saw Gin again?
Last of all, I dare Inuyasha to cook for Kagome.
Heh heh heh, that's all for now!
Ichigo: ... Does she want me to get killed?!
Kagome: I don't know... who's Byakuya? I know that I know a Byakuya, but I don't think it's the same one as yours
Me: *enters* HEY EVERYONE! Look who I found in the yard! They just stood there...
Rukia: Hi again!
Byakuya: ...
Ichigo: ... THAT is Byakuya...
Kagome: Oh, I see
Toushiro: Kuchiki? What were you doing in the yard?
Byakuya: I don't know. I was in my office, but...
Ichigo: Wow... it's the gloomy duo...
Toushiro: It's not gloomy!
Byakuya: Let's just call it "adult charm"
Toushiro: *nods*
Inuyasha: Adult charm? Then what about that one? *points at Toushiro*
Toushiro: You have a problem with me?!
Inuyasha: No, I just stated the obvious!
Toushiro: Hph!
Me: And I also found these two! *Mario/Tricket and Hagane enters the room*
Tricket: HELLO!
Hagane: WOW! We're back! EEEEEED!!!
Ed: ... *hides*
Hagane: NOO! Don't hide! *follows Ed* EEEEEEEEEEDOOOOO!!
Tricket: He still isn't here...
Me: That's because you didn't dare him to come!
Tricket: Oh...
Me: Okay! I've calmed down... let's do the dare! ... what is the dare?
Ed: *peeks out from under the sofa* You didn't even read the letters before you started to write this chapter? *gets pulled out and hugged by Hagane* GNAAAAH!!
Hagane: EEEEEEED!!
Me: I did read them! But then someone gave me that black drink... and my head went... fuzzy
Matsumoto: NOT thanks to the sake
Toushiro: Matsumoto, be quiet
Matsumoto: Yes sir
Me: *reads the letter* Aha! It's THAAAT one! Go ahead Ichigo...
Ichigo: But...!
Me: No but! Just do it! Shiro-chan, make sure that Byakuya doesn't do anything stupid. You're the only other captain here
Toushiro: I will... IT'S HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU!!
Me: I know! But it's easier to call you Shiro-chan! And I love your reaction... Ichigo! Do it before I do something harsh!
Ichigo: But! Okay... *walks over to Rukia* Sorry Rukia but this is a dare...
Rukia: *grabs his collar and kisses him*
Ichigo: ?!
Everyone: ... Now THAT was unexpected...
Byakuya: *grabs Zenbon Sakura*
Toushiro: *grabs Hyorinmaru* Sorry Kuchiki, but I won't let you do anything...
Byakuya: As if you can stop me...
Me: He can... belive me, he can... Okay! Enough you two!
Rukia: *releases Ichigo* You taste strawberry, Ichigo
Ichigo: Wha-?!
Inuyasha: WAHAHAHAHAH! HE EVEN TASTES STRAWBERRY!
Me: Be careful Inuyasha-sama or I'll make YOU TWO kiss!
Ichigo and Inuyasha: WAH! NO NO NO NO NO!!
Me: Heheheheh... I can say okay to your request now... but if I get that suggestion in a letter... heheheh...
Inuyasha: You're evil...
Ichigo: Plainly evil...
Kagome: At least you guys agree about that...
Me: HEY! That's mean!
Takara: SHUT UP! Anyhow, Ed. What's your answer?
Ed: ... I WILL GROW TALL!!
Envy: How do you know that?
Ed: BECAUSE I WILL!!
Al: He'd turn emo...
Ed: No, I wouldn't!
Al: Yes you would...
Ed: No I wouldn't!
Envy: Yes you would...
Ed: NO I WOULDN'T!!!
Inuysha: SHUT UP!!
Me: NEXT!
Inuyasha: WHY IS EVERYBODY SCREAMING!!
Ichigo: BECAUSE WE LIKE TO HURT YOUR EARS!
Me: YOUR ADORABLE DOG-EARS!!
Tricket and Hagane: YAY DOG-EARS!!
Inuyasha: DON'T SHOUT!
Toushiro: ... And I thought that this couldn't get any crazier...
Matsumoto: Wow taichou! You were wrong!
Toushiro: SHUT UP MATSUMOTO!
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!
Hinamori: Wow, you're all loud today...
Toushiro: H-Hinamori? When did you get here?
Hinamori: Two seconds ago...
Me: Hmm... wonder if she wants you to ride Hyourinmaru's back in his human form (WHICH BTW IS DAMN HOOOOT!!) or his dragon form...
Ichigo: It'd look fun if they rode his human form...
Hinamori: I think I prefer the dragon form... it's cold and a bit scary but...
Toushiro: *rises eye brow* You think that Hyourinmaru is scary?
Hinamori: Well...
Inuyasha: HELLOO! It's a huge dragon made of ice!
Toushiro: And your point is?
Inuyasha: ... Are you stupid?
Toushiro: Come forth, Hyorinmaru...
Hyorinmaru (human form): Yes Toushiro?
Me: EEEEEEEEEK!! IT'S HYORINMARUUUUUUU!! *drool*
Hyorinmaru: ...
Toushiro: We've got a dare. Hinamori and I are going to ride your back
Hyorinmaru: Why?
Toushiro: Because Knolee said so. Be happy that it isn't worse
Hyorinmaru: ... I see... *turns into a dragon*
Me: Brrr... it sure is cold here...
Takara: What did you expect?
Me: *totally ignores Takara* Okay, Shiro-chan, Hinamori, climb up!
Hagane: I ALSO WANT TO GO!!
Me: Go and snuggle with Envy or something instead...
Envy: NOOO!!! *runs away*
Hagane: YAY! LET'S PLAY TAAG!!
Toushiro: *climbes up and offers Hinamori his hand* Here Hinamori
Hinamori: *grabs his hand* Thank you, Hitsugaya-kun
Toushiro: It's Hitsugaya-taichou... you ready?
Hinamori: *nods*
Toushiro: Okay then... souten ni saze, Hyorinmaru! ((A.N:I though that this fit quite well, considering that it means "sit/reign upon the frosted heavens, Hyorinmaru XD))
Tricket: And there they left...
Hagane: WITHOUT MEEEEEEEE!!
Envy: LET GO OFF ME! YOU'RE GONNA STRANGLE ME!!!! LET GOOOO!!
Takara: NOW, MATSUMOTO, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!
Matsumoto: OKAAAAAY!! I WOULD...!!!!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM?!
Ichigo: YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Inuyasha: Why you... KAZE NO KIZU!!!
Ichigo: WAAAAAAAAH!!
Me: Boys don't fight... well Matsumoto, what is your answer?
Matsumoto: Okay... I think that I'd... ki-...
Toushiro: Don't lie Matsumoto. You wouldn't even be able to attack Ichimaru, let alone kill him...
Matsumoto: T-taichou? When did you get back?
Toushiro: Just in time to hear your false answer. Now, answer the question without lying...
Matsumoto: Taichou, I...
Toushiro: Just do it, I don't mind
Matsumoto: Thank you taichou. I-I would ask him... a simple why. Why did he work for Aizen, why did he want Hinamori-chan and taichou to kill eachother, why did he betray the soul society... why did he betray me...
Toushiro: That's a good answer Matumoto
Matsumoto: Thank you taichou...
Me: *wipes away a tear* Beautiful Matsumoto! Now, to the next dare... Inuyasha, kitchen, rice and stuff like that are all over there. You know what to do
Inuyasha: Actually... does she have to eat whatever I manage to cook?
Me: There's nothing like that in the dare, but I guess... she can at least try. She doesn't have to eat it all but...
Takara: NEXT! If you're done with strangling Envy Hagane, then do you want to read the next letter?
Hagane: SURE I DO! *reads it through* HEY! It's from me!
Everyone: Oh no...
Hagane: HEY! Oh, Gesshou-chan? ((A.N: her personal nickname for me. It means "Moon Eclipse". PM me if you're curious))
Me: Yeah?
Hagane: Remember what you promised me about this dare?
Me: ... *reads the letter through* Oh... yes I do. Al, take off your head
Al: What? Why?
Me: Because Hagane is going to sit in you, by reasons you'll soon understand...
Al: Okaaaaaaaaay... *takes off his head and Hagane jumps in*
Hagane: Okay, I'm good!
Me: Okay... then read it!
Hagane: Okay!
First, I want poor Ed to wash his underpants together with Hohenheim's.And while they're being washed, they're both going to wear pink and green bath robes with cows and elephants on. And then I want Edward to sing a love song(I don't care which one) for me (while wearing his bath robe *shivering*).Then I want Toushiro to sing "This light I see" (Of course *giggle*) and Ichigo to wear a lime green afro wig for the rest of the chappie (I like your hair, don't think anything else). Then, I dare you to something sightly perverted with Toushiro if you let me do the same thing with Ed. And then, finally, I want to sit in Al's armor while reading this. I don't want to get killed. XD
Everyone: ...
Al: I do understand why you wanted to hide...
Ed: NO! Don't you DARE let that old man come in he-
Hohenheim: Hello there Edward
Ed: GNAAAAAAAAAH!!
Me: Heheheheh... let's do it!
Inuyasha: WAH! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
Me: Who cares? Do it!
Ed: But...!
Hohenheim: There there Edward, listen to the girl *takes off Ed's clothes and quickly dresses him up in the green bathrobe*
Ed: WAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Hohenheim: I'm just doing what I've been told... *does the same on himself as he just did to Ed* There!
Me: Wow, aren't you nice, Hohenheim?
Inuyasha: THE KITCHEN IS STILL ON FIRE!
Me: Now... *clap-pow-SWEEEEEESH!* There, walk up on the stage and SING!
Ed: ... When did you learn alchemy?
Me: Today actually *smile* Do it...
Ed: Sigh, whatever... *walks up on the stage* Ehm... I'll sing... ehm... Ladies and gentlemen, we're floating in space. At least some parts of it...
Me: YAY! GO!
Ed: *takes a deep breath*
All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away.
Getting strong today, a gigant step each day~
All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away.
Getting strong today, a gigant step each day~
I've been told only fools rush in, only fools rush in
But I, don't belive, I don't belive, I could still fall in love with you
I will love you 'til I die, and I will love you all the time
So please put your sweet hand in mine and float in space and drift in time
All my time until I die we'll float in space just you and I
All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
Hagane: ... *cries*
Ed: WAAAAAH!! DON'T CRY DON'T CRY DON'T CRYYYYYY!! WHY ARE YOU CRYING!?
Hagane: Because you sang for me! You sang a love song for me! My dream's finally come true!
Ed: ... *sweat drop and then smile* I made you that happy just by singing?
Hagane: *nods* It did! I'm overjoyed just by being here in the same room as you!
Ed: *blush*
Me: HEY! Fluff later, okay? Now, Shiro-chan?
Toushiro: *sigh* Do I have to?
Me: Yes...
Toushiro: *sigh* Okay *walks up on the stage* ยด
Tsumetai yokaze ga me ni sasari
Kudaranai kioku ga afure dasu
Togatta serifu o sora ni hanachi
Chi no aji no nokoru tsuba o haita
"Minna shinjae" tte kuchiguse o
Aitsu wa kokoro kara kanashinda
Mamorou toshite kizutsukeru chikara de
Nani o te ni shite yuku?
I believe in this light I see
Tashika na hikari yo
Sakebi dasu ore o machibiite kure
Tsuyosa dake o shinjite kita hibi
Munashisa o katsu tabi ni shitta
Chippoke na kokoro de warau kara
Mou sukoshi tsuyogatte isasete kure
"Hitori de ikiru" tte kuchiguse ni
Aitsu wa sashisou ni hohoenda
Wakarou toshite tsuki hanasu chikara de
Nani o te ni shite yuku?
I believe in this light I see
Kodoku na hikari yo
Kurui dasu ore o daki shimete kure
Ore no naka no ichiban yowai kakera ga
Ten no hate e ichiban tsuyoi inori o hanatsu
Ore no naka no ichiban yowai kakera ga
Yami no saki e ichiban tsuyoi omoi o hanatsu
Kokoro o hanatsu
Hikari o hanatsu
I believe in...
Believe in this light I see
Tashika na hikari yo
Sakebi dasu ore o machibiite kure
I believe in this light I see
Kodoku na hikari yo
Kurui dasu ore o kaki shimete kure
Me: *cries*
Toushiro: Not you too! Why are you crying?!
Me: BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOU SIIING!!
Toushiro. ... *blush*
Me: Oh, that's right! If anyone want to know why I love this song (or want to know what it means), just PM me!
Ichigo: Why a wig?!
Hagane: Because I felt very random when i wrote that letter!
Ichigo: ...
Me: Ed, transmute a wig please...
Ed: Out of what?
Me: Something...
Ed: ... Envy, come here for a second...
Envy: What?
Hagane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Use the floor or something
Ed: The floor?
Me: Or something else, just not someone else's hair!
Ed: Aaw, okay... *clap-pow-SWEESH!* There you go...
Me: Thanks! Now be a good boy and put it on, Ichigo
Ichigo. I don't wanna
Me: Doesn't matter...
Ichigo: ... And you'll do something far worse if I don't
Me: *smile* You bet!
Ichigo: Aw, what the hell... *puts it on* There...
Me: GOOD BOY!
Inuyasha: HELLO! THE FUCKING KITCHEN IS STILL ON FIRE!!
Toushiro: Souten ni saze, Hyorinmaru...
Inuyasha: WAAAAAH!! TOO MUCH!
Toushiro: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
Me: Heh heh... I like this part of the dare...
Takara: Pervert...
Me: Shut up!
Ed. Ehm... you gotta do it in public?
Me: No... we can hide in that other room over there!
Toushiro: ...
Me: COME ON! *drags Toushiro to the room*
Toushiro: LET GO!!
Hagane: *jumps out of the armor* EEEEEEEEEEEED!!
Ed: WAH! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Hagane: NEVER! *catches him and drags him to the other room*
Ed: *from inside* NOOOO!!
Hagane: *still from inside* YEEEEEEEEES!! Come on, it won't be that bad!
Everyone: ...
Takara: WELL! Let's see... Oh my gawd!
Matsumoto: What's wrong?
Takara: A letter fell down from the table! The last dare was actually number three, but since number 2 fell down, nobody noticed! DRAT! Anyway, sorry... Allen the musician, the former Hitsu-taichou
Kagome: What does it say? May I read it since Ichigo stole the last one I was supposed to read?
Takara: Sure!
Kagome: Thanks!
I think that you should bring Sango and Kilala, or Kirara which ever you prefere, in. All of the girls in the group will go wild for the adorable little cat thing. Yay kitties!
Takara: Onineko's gonna love this... she adores cats!
Al: So do I!
Envy: We know that...
Me: *enters* HI EVERYONE! MISSED ME?!
Hagane: *enters* HIIIIIIIIII!!
Ed and Toushiro: *walks behind them, blushing*
Matsumoto: *smiling* So, how did it go?
Toushiro: ... *blush*
Me: Don't be like that Shiro-chan! Truth to be told, he continued where I left off!
Hagane: So did Ed!
Matsumoto and Al: ... That true?
Toushiro and Ed: Sh-shut up!
Me: TIME FOR KITTIES! And I hate the name Kilala... it's just... wrong... I only go with the original japanese names
Sango: Hi again everyone!
Kirara: Miii!
Everyone except Toushiro and Ed: KAWAIIIII!!!
Al: She's so cute!
Me: She sure is! May I hold you Kirara?
Sango: Sure, go ahead
Kirara: Miii!
Me: Aaaw!
Matsumoto: I want to hold her too!
Toushiro: I don't think that's a very good idea... she'd disappear if you hugged her... and it would take years to find her...
Matsumoto: Aw, that's mean taichou!
Toushiro: Maybe so, but it's true...
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEXT! You want to read Tricket?
Tricket: YES! YAY! Finally!
I dare everyone to do something random...with more live ducks.
Tricket: HEY! That was too short!
Toushiro and Ed: WHO SAID SHORT?!
Me: Don't worry, you can read the next one too if you like
Tricket: YAY!
Ed: More ducks...
Me: Hmmm.... something random... PLAY SOCCER!
Al: Soccer? With ducks? Isn't that mean to the ducks?
Me: No, why? it's not like they're gonna be the ball if that's what you thought...
Al: Oh, okay...
Toushiro: ...You want us to play soccer with ducks?
Me: Hey, she said something random, didn't she?
Toushiro: Yeah but...
Ed: Whatever... *transmutes a ball* HERE WE GO! *kicks it*
After the game (the ducks lost btw)
Toushiro: That was all too easy...
Ed: Not to mention weird
Me: NOW! To the last letter! Start whenever you're ready, Tricket
Tricket: YAY!
I think that you should give Al some kittens. He needs kittens! Lots and lots of kittens. And I dare Ed to drink milk. 'laughs evilly and walks away smirking'
Tricket: And that was from someone called FMA Fangirl
Me: WE WELCOME YE TO OUR FIC!
Takara: ............
Al: KITTENS!
Ed: Oh now you've done it... I WON'T!
Al: Wow, let's count them... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
Kagome: Why not?
Ed: I HATE MILK!
Ichigo: Why? It'd make you taller!
Toushiro: You have proof to that?
Ichigo: You should try it...
Toushiro and Ed: I'M NOT SHORT!!
Toushiro: Ed, you should try sleeping, it helps you grow...
Ed: It does?!
Envy: If it worked he'd be at least 7.9 ft tall...
Al: 25, 26, 27, 28...
Me: Just drink the milk already
Ed: NO!
Me: Someone hold him for me...
Ed: NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!
Inuyasha: STOP SHOUTING!
Al: 56, 57, 58, 59, 60...
Me: *Pours the milk down Ed's throat* Heeeeeere we GO!
Ed: GAKH!!
Matsumoto: Careful! You might spill it on your clothes!
Envy: Yeah...
Ed: GAKH!
Al: 621, 622, 623...
Me: AND THAT'S ALL FOR THIS TIME!!! Long chappie... YAY!! Please review!
Al: 1000! 1000 kittens!
Me: YEAH! And over 4000 words! YAY ME/US!!