Chapter 5

Tsume Inuzuka was sitting in her office, her mind in turmoil. Somehow, she had gotten all of her usual paperwork done, no fuss, no muss. There wasn't even the usual problem with taking Kuramaru for his walks every twenty or so minutes. But when she had asked him if he needed to go out, all she got was a bark in the negative. Looking over her desk even now, she could see the nin-dog sleeping with his tongue sticking out. She looked out of the window and saw that it looked to be about mid-day if anything. And from the way her energy seemed to be skyrocketing, she knew that she would need a good run through the training grounds just to sleep tonight.

But as she stood up, she was shocked to see the floor rushing up to her as she seemed to be blacking out. Whats happening to me!? She shouted to herself before all she saw was darkness.

Xxxxxxxxxxx Hana xxxxxxxxxxx

Hana Inuzuka had been wandering the compound in hopes of finding her erratic mother. She sighed as she tried to think of where she could have gone. But even now, after she had looked through the sake bars, the Veterinary Clinic, hell she had even checked the Academy and the Hospital. She had not found her mother in any of those places. But as she entered the Clan Office, she saw Kuramaru laying down on his plush bed, his favorite type of bone laying forgotten. But as she looked for her mother behind the desk, she could not however contain her scream of shocked horror as she looked at a slightly bloody form laying in front of the clan chair.

Hana looked more closer, to make sure if it was her mother or not, but she frowned when she didn't see the face that her mother usually wore when in her office. The women in front of her did not even look like her mother much less like she was whatever her mother's age was (need to look up ages later on in my websites). The women in front of her actually looked to be about the age of sixteen or seventeen, her hair was longer and had a small tint of red at the tips. Even the women's facial tattoo's were different. Her mother wore the tattoo's that marked her as the clan head. This woman actually wore the normal tattoo of an Inuzuka, but hers seemed to be more… well different.

Her marks were typical Inuzuka Clan tattoos, but they seemed fresher, more recently given. At the end of each fang, a sort of swirl grew at the tip. And along the outside edge of each, looked to contain what looked like… Are those whisker marks? Hana thought to herself as she examined the woman. She wore a typical Jounin outfit, unlike her mother who wore ANBU gear. Several other differences that differed this woman, was that instead of her mother's B cup breasts, this woman actually looked to have tight and buoyant C cup breasts. Further inspection shocked Hana when she noticed that this woman did not even wear a bra!

Groaning caused Hana to jump back and brandish a kunai in each of her hands. "Who are you and where is my mother!?" she shouted.

"Hana!" a deep voice called out in front of her. "Is that any way to talk to your mother, damnit!" the woman in front of her shouted.

"You are not my mother, you bitch!" Hana growled, rushing the woman only to get bitten in the calf by Kuramaru. "Let go of me, god damnit!" she ordered, only for the dog to sink his teeth further in.

"Mutt, let her go!" the voice called out again, this time causing Kuramaru to let go of Hana's calf. "Why don't you tell me why I shouldn't call you out for treason, Hana-chan." The woman growled, giving Hana a feral grin that looked shockingly like Tsume.

"Kaa-san?" Hana asked hesitantly, looking the woman in her eyes.

"Who the fuck else would be in my office, brat?!" Tsume growled. "Now, explain yourself." She ordered.

Hana simply took out a mirror out of her utility pouch (after all, what woman would leave anywhere without one? J/K).

As soon as Tsume looked into the mirror, she grew a far away look before she fainted, a feral grin on her face, along with a heavy blush.

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Reishi's Apartment

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Reishi walked out of his shower after a morning workout, only to hear the dreaded knock on his door. I guess Anko wanted to get me for training again. He thought as he pulled a bandana over his face and pulled on a pair of boxer shorts. But as he opened the door, expecting to see his perverted sensei, he growled as he looked at his unfortunate visitor.

The shinobi formerly known as Ino Yamanaka looked at him in shock before hardening her expression and looked him dead in the eye. "I don't know who the hell you think you are for getting Team Seven in trouble, but I am going to find out, either by the easy way, or the hard way." She growled as she stared him down, her hands quickly going through seals.

"I don't think you want to do that, Ino-san." Reishi sighed as he began to close the door on her. "And for your information, Team Seven, minus the deceased Naruto, attacked me. And attacking a fellow shinobi is considered treason. Especially since it is considered really bad because I am a clan heir." He growled in explanation.

"You LIE! Sasuke-kun would not do something like that unless you provoked him!" she growled as she slammed her hands against his doorframe.

"I have the thoughts that they think that I am their former teammate." He sighed. "I guess the idea of burning his body was too much for them. After all they left him for dead." He growled as Ino's face seemed to pale even further.

"I don't even think that you are good enough for my jutsu." Ino growled.

"You wanna try me, fine." Reishi growled. I am TIRED of people underestimating me! He shouted to himself. "Get in here and we'll decide if I'm worthy."

"I don't think so buddy." Ino laughed. "You're not my type." She said, wagging her fingers at him.

"Ino, you are FAR too conceded for your own good for one." Reishi sighed as he looked her up and down. "First things first, I am not attracted to the younger woman. Second, I prefer a little bit of meat on my women. And finally, your way to neurotic for me to even consider you so why don't you go try your seduction on someone and see where it gets you." He growled, slamming the door shut in her face. Stupid skinny bitch. He growled through his impromptu mask.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ino xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ino gasped as the boy that she had come to interrogate simply slammed the door in her face after insulting her to the point where SHE was shocked. But as she looked at the door, she frowned before kicking at the door, causing it to burst open, shocking a recently pissed off blonde and a certainly pissed multi-colored shinobi, who was presently taking his towel off of his face. He quickly placed it back on his face and came rushing towards her. "So now your wanting to break into my home and try to take revenge for your poor Sasuke-kun?" he asked, a pair of bracers seeming to grow from his skin. Suddenly, before she was able to act, a strange weapon shot out of his bracers as they grew to the extent of gauntlets. The darts that shot out struck her clothing at the shoulder pinning her to the doorframe. "You're lucky that I have been practicing my control little girl. That is what you are. Do you really wanna see what's in my mind so bad that you wanna commit another act of treason?" he shouted at her as he came up to her.

Reishi was livid, as he began to pace at her, shouting how stupid she was for following a stupid idiot of a revenge-possessed emo. He spent the next hour laying the woman's faults out to her.

At the end of the hour however, he slapped her… and he slapped her hard enough to cause her to go to the ground. "You betrayed your family, Ino. You forsake your own fucking name. WHY!?" he yelled. "Why would you do that to your own family?!" he yelled again when she didn't answer. She didn't even look at him.

"You wouldn't understand how it is…" Ino finally cried, looking him in the eye. "You wouldn't know what its like to have someone hanging over your shoulder whenever you do something!" she screamed.

"You don't know a thing about me, you skinny toothpick!" Reishi screamed. "I would have KILLED for the chance to have a family. A chance to even have a SMIDGEN of what you have with your family. Where the fuck have you even been living?!" he screamed as he forced himself not to slap her again. He settled for clenching his fists in sheer anger. But he didn't know that his boxers were slowly inching down his body.

Ino however did notice. She screamed at him and rushed past him. "HENTAI!" she screamed as she tried to force her way out of the apartment.

She however was NOT so lucky to escape. Black chains extended from Reishi's gauntlets as he bristled in anger. As soon as she was sufficiently tied up, he slid on his newest coat over himself: A yellow and blue trench coat that had tying sleeves (can be removed easily). "So, are you going to answer my questions or should we just go to the Hokage?" he asked. "I am sure that he would be THRILLED to hear that someone broke into my house. ESPECIALLY since there are laws forbidding it!" he shouted, causing Ino to cry out in worry.

"NOOOO!" she shouted.

"Then do me the favor, and ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!" he screamed. "And you have like maybe two minutes."

"Why two minutes?" Ino asked hesitantly.

"Well, since I know your parents, especially since your father has helped me in the past, I thought he should know that the daughter that he has been keeping himself awake NIGHT after NIGHT worried sick, has barged into my apartment. And that I have her tied up." He said, his eyes crinkling in a sinister smile. "I kinda sent a shadow clone over to him and the Hokage." His eyes were cold enough to freeze hell, or in Ino's case, her very soul.

Ino growled at her captor. "You LIAR!" she screamed. "You don't even know the Kage Bunshin technique, you foreign bastard." She growled in explanation.

"Oh you would be surprised at what I know, Ino Yamanaka." He said, hefting her up in his arms. "My god, you are a toothpick!" he growled at the lightweight in his arms. "Do you even know what food is?!" he asked, moving toward the kitchen.

"Where are you taking me!?" she shouted as she tried to fight the hold she found herself in.

"Well, since I don't know how long it is going to take them, I thought I would do something about your lack of muscle. Not to mention try to fatten your ass up." Reishi growled as he slapped her into a chair at the kitchens bar counter. "Now, lets see. Something with really large carbo." He said absently.

"I only need a granola bar." Ino huffed.

"Your eating something if I have to force it down your scrawny fucking throat, girl." He growled loudly, as he stood up from the fridge. "Lets see… mayonnaise… ah there's my bread." He said as he began pulling food together.

"Why are you doing this?" Ino asked. "You damn near killed Sasuke, and yet your trying to fatten me up so he won't want me." She asked as light seemed to dawn in her eyes. "That's it! Your jealous of Sasuke-kun and want me all to yourself!" she shouted, only to receive a mayonnaise covered piece of bread in her face.

"Shut UP!" Reishi shouted. "I done told you, I prefer older women!" he shouted.

Unknown to the two of them however, three people had arrived at Reishi's apartment… them being Anko, Hinata, and Shino. Kiba had had a family emergency so he couldn't come. Everyone was looking shocked at the door as they heard Reishi's proclamation. Anko was deep in her own thoughts, unknowingly giggling. So, the gaki likes older women? She thought, mentally ticking off to reveal that she was maybe eight or nine years older then him. Maybe he would like me? She asked herself, not even noticing the blush on her face.

Shino had to restrain Hinata as she tried to rush into the apartment to demand why he had supposedly been leading her on. He helped the Hyuuga so much! She thought. I thought that maybe he liked me or something. She thought to herself. But then she smiled as she looked at Shino. She patted his hands before nodding her head. "Thank you." She whispered, pulling his hand down to give it a small kiss.

Well to say that Shino was unprepared for that, was an understatement. That was made obvious by Shino passing out with a thud, thus alerting Reishi and Ino of their presence. Reishi looked up from whatever he was doing with a mayo knife in his hand at the ready to throw. I hope to shit that they didn't hear anything. He thought as he spotted his team. But when he spotted Anko and the way she was blushing and looking at him, he had to fight hiding himself behind the counter as his own face blushed profusely. I am sooooo dead! He thought as he imagined his sensei's snakes crushing him for his perverted activities. "Umm, where's Kurenei-sensei?" he asked, his voice pitched higher than he thought.

Ino was not affected by any of this. Thus she screamed at the top of her lungs. "Get me out of here! This Hentai kidnapped me and has been telling me aweful stuff about Sasuke-kun!" she shouted as she struggled further, this time being interrupted by a finger sandwich of bologna, mayonnaise and a diced up sweet pickle (my fav sandwich so I apologize).

"This little skinny here decided to try and get me back for Team Seven attacking me, thus ending up in prison." Reishi growled as he made another sandwich for himself before making several more for his team. "Tell me you guys are at the very LEAST bringing your stomachs."

"Well, Reishi-kun, I do believe Kurenei is on a date so she couldn't make it. Said she would make it up to you later." Anko said with a wink. "Now, what are you doing with a missing clan heir?" she asked, only to receive a shoulder shrug from her student.

"All I know is that you guys and her being here for an extended time is kind of a major surprise." He said with a chuckle. "Ino, you should chew and swallow that, or else you'll have to clean it up off my counter with your tongue." He growled as he looked at the blonde as she stubbornly refused to chew on the food in her mouth. "EAT!" he shouted.

Ino quickly began to attempt to eat the food. Reishi growled at her as he picked up the sandwich and held it for her to eat, which she did hesitantly. "Reishi-kun?" Hinata eeped as she looked at him from the side of the counter. "My father… my father has asked me to ask you what you had planned now that you have virtually united the Hyuuga clan under one family in a way." She asked, looking to Shino as he stood up shakily before blushing again.

"The first thing, Hinata-chan, is to stop those Elders from trying to go behind your fathers back. They are probably not happy about giving up their slaves like they did." Reishi began as he handed out the sandwiches. "Shino, I have some grains if your kikai would like them. I don't know what they'd eat other than chakra so I improvised." He said with a sheepish smile.

Anko was the first to try a bite of hers. But unlike Ino, she smiled before devouring the entire sandwich. "That was really good, Reishi-kun." She smiled, licking a drop of mayonnaise off of her finger. When did I start calling him Reishi-kun anyways? She thought idly. Shit I think it's been since meeting him. She thought with a small blush.

"So, I hope we aren't interrupting the party?" a deep voice called from one of the sliding glass windows. Looking to them caused Ino to pale even whiter as she saw her father in front of them with the Hokage in his casual clothes.

"Ah, Inouichi-sama, Hokage-sama!" Reishi smiled before walking around the counter to the two and shaking their hands. "I take it my clones told you the situation?" he asked.

"Ah, yes Reishi-san." Ino's father smiled before turning toward his daughter. "I wish I could have found you without help, Ino. I would have liked to have talked with you without interference."

"Your not important to me anymore, Yamanaka-san." Ino replied flatly, her eyes glazed over as she looked from Reishi to her father and the Hokage. "I'm an Uchiha now. Your superior." She growled.

"Okay who spiked my coco-puffs?" Reishi called out with a glare as he walked over to the boxes in his cabinets and opening them. Turning back to the blonde in front of him, he growled at her, keeping his eyes burning into the woman. "Who the FUCK do you think you are claiming to be part of a dead clan, Ino-san?" he asked.

"The Uchiha are not going to be dead for long." Ino chuckled darkly. "Sasuke-kun told me that he loved me. That he wanted to revive his clan with me, and that he would make Sakura our slave with Kakashi-sama training them until they could leave the village on their own." She said, her eyes glinting in the apartments low light as her tongue slid along her lips.

"Oh this is just getting better and better." Reishi chuckled. "Hokage-sama? Has that seal-master arrived yet?" he asked as he looked at Ino's eyes, giving him a silent signal regarding something amiss with the girl. Walking over to Hinata, he whispered when she had her attention on her. "Can you take a look through those beautiful eyes? I think something might be wrong." He whispered, getting a confirmation from the young Hyuuga.

Without a word, Hinata was able to see around Reishi's chains and into Ino's body, watching as her Tenketsu seemed to be surpressed. "Genjutsu." She whispered. "And a powerful one."

Reishi was at Ino's side in a second, ready to bring out a swift end. "So, Ino. What caused you to come to my apartment?" he asked.

"I was told that you were watching me, and that you would want me." She answered flatly. "I was told that if I got the chance after you came inside me, that I should slit your throat." She said weekly.

Reishi had to stop himself from slashing the woman with a butter knife right then and there. Looking to the Yamanaka Clan Head, he asked for permission, only to receive a nod. "Okay, Ino. I know that you are not gonna like this, but guess what. Time for a change of pace." He growled, his eyes turning slightly black before he slumped to the ground.

Anko hit the deck quickly, barely catching him as he fell. "What the hell!" she shouted as she looked from Ino to Inouichi. "Would someone please tell me what the FUCK is going on here!?" she cried.

"Anko-chan." Ino said with a hint of amusement. "Don't be mad at me, please? I stole the mind transfer technique a while back while watching Inouichi in the T & I department. After talking with him about it, he gave me permission to use the technique so long as I did it only in his presence and not in a combat situation." She said dumbly, reminding everyone of Reishi's speech patterns. "Damn it, Yamanaka-sama. I don't know when she became like this, but I can't stop it." she growled. "Its chakra based. Hinata, hit my chakra points quick!" she shouted, nodding toward his body.

"Too late, kid." Reishi's body called out as it fought out of Anko's grip and stood. "Damn it feels good to have a body again. No offense kid, but you know how much I miss the outside world." He said with a sinister look to his face.

At this, Sarutobi could only gasp before reaching for his kunai and Inouichi to stare dumbfounded at the display.

"Remember our accord, numbnuts." Reishi growled from Ino's body.

"Yeah yeah I know." Reishi's body frowned, scratching his forehead. "I still don't know why you don't use my arm and leg warmers." He growled as he looked at his forearms.

"Who are you?" Sarutobi growled from his place at the corner of the living room, kunai in one hand, shuriken in the other.

"Damn four months dead and people think your some kind of psychosis." Reishi said in a deeper voice.

"Zabuza!" Reishi shouted, trying to distract the others.

"That's right. I haven't formally introduced myself." 'Reishi' said as he looked down at a shocked Anko. "Oh, so this is Anko-chan?" he asked, looking her up and down. "I can understand what its all about now." He said, bowing to whisper in her ear. "You know he has that pic in the bathroom? Well lets say its under his pillow, along with one other woman's picture." He said with a chuckle before he was pulled back short. "All right damnit, alright!" he shouted, throwing his hands up. "I use to go by the name of Zabuza Momichi, Hokage-sama. Until of course I was betrayed and killed." He explained, not paying attention to how Hinata was seeing red across them all.

"You bastard!" she shouted. "You killed Naruto-kun!" Hinata screamed in outrage as she ran at him, only to see a small chair enter the field of combat, causing her to careen over it.

"Now, little Hinata-chan." Zabuza growled. "Let me tell you something." He growled, bowing to the womans ear.

"Zabuza!" Reishi shouted once again, drawing his bodies attention only to have it nod at him.

"I did not kill the blonde directly. I ended up dying before I did. Naruto Uzumaki died on his way back to Konoha, alone. Reishi can tell you everything that happened after that. I am just a ghost out to teach my ways to the only one worthy of having a dream. And besides, I only have a week left before I dissipate." He said with a sigh, looking at Ino's body with a saddened look. "I never told you that there was a time limit. I'm sorry Reishi." He explained.

"So," Reishi began. "That's why you made me finish that scroll of yours last night." He said with a sad motion of Ino's head.

"That's right."

All of a sudden, Ino screamed out in some kind of pain, causing Inouichi to come forward to inspect her. "Reishi, you need to get out of her mind, NOW!" the mind walker ordered. Instantly, Ino seemed to come back to herself as Reishi's body crumbled again.

"I'm sorry everyone." Reishi said as he massaged his head. "I failed the main section after all Inouichi-sama." He said with a saddened face.

"Reishi-san, don't worry about it." The Hokage smiled. "You've gone farther than most would have ever considered to go as it is." He said, explaining to everyone else the trouble of entering someone's mind being only able to be withstood by the Yamanaka clan.

Anko simply picked Reishi up from the floor and slowly the two escorted everyone away from the apartment, Reishi creating clones to carry Ino to the Yamanaka estate. Anko simply told the team to meet tomorrow for some grueling training with Team 9 for the exams, which caused everyone some discomfort since they were worried about seeing Neji and Lee trying not to kill each other in anger again.

After everyone left, Anko quickly carried Reishi to his room before tossing him on his bed. That was before she lifted up both sides of his bed pillows, laughing as she leaned over and picked up the three photos he had under them. Showing them to the exhausted shinobi she chuckled. "So, I see that 'Zabuza' was right about one thing." She said as she looked them over. "I see you are into older women." She laughed again. "And here I thought you were somehow gay with how you avoided the women in the village." She explained as he grew a concerned expression to his eyes. "So… Anko Mitarashi and Tsume Inuzuka are able to get your sergeant to stand up huh?" she asked, sitting on his queen sized bed.

Reishi could barely talk with how low on energy he was. But if he would have been able to, he would have been able to meekly defend himself. But as it was, he could only lay there. That's IT, no more using that jutsu! He shouted at himself as he tried to sit up at least to see what Anko was doing.

"You know, Reishi-kun." Anko began. "I know that somehow men get off with older women easier." She laughed as she looked over her shoulder at the look on his face. "But I know for a fact that I have been attracted to you for a while, so you better not be pulling my leg." She growled, holding a kunai that seemed to appear out of nowhere against his inner thigh.

Reishi could barely shake his head in the negative. But apparently the little amount of action he was able to make was able to quiet her worries. For as soon as she saw his head shake, she chuckled. "Good." She said as she stood up. Without a single word to him or to explain herself, she dropped the trench coat and sliced her mesh top off, revealing a red laced half cup bra covering her newly revealed C cup breasts to him.

Reishi was unprepared for the actions from his sensei, so he did what any other male would do in his situation… blood flew from his nose and caused him to fly back knocking him into the wall head first causing him to pass out.

Rooftops of Konoha ~ Two hours later

Tsume Inuzuka was speeding across the rooftops. She had not felt better in years! After waking up after an hour, she could barely contain her happiness. Then when she had finished eating a three steak meal, she promptly sped out of the Compound, an ache appearing in her stomach for the first time in what seemed like years. She only knew that she needed to get to her man before she did something drastic. He seemed to draw her to him without even trying.

Oh yes, Reishi Navumo was in for one hell of a night… and morning.

AN: Okay, this was just to set up the romance couple. I don't know if I am going to add more to any harem ideas. I guess I would have to have a pole for the idea. Sakura, Ino and Hana are out of course. Ino has her own problems, Sakura is probably going to be in prison until after the exams and I don't think Hana would go for a romance with someone who has banged her own mother.

So here it is I guess:

Reishi/Temari

Reishi/Konan

Reishi/Amy (it would be interesting… clean slate! *maniacal laughter imminent)

Reishi/Fem Kyuubi

Reishi/Tsunade

Reishi/Mei

Reishi/Fuu

And if anyone has a plausible idea for a cross-over pairing, then please explain.

Oh, another question… Who would like to see a Fem Gaara? I would even be able to put her in the Harem if I get the amount of requests by review.