Me: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone else: HELLO!
Takara: *hits me* Why didn't you update earlier?!
Me: OW! HEY! I had a lot of things to do! And I started writing my new fic Family, as well! If you like Hitsugaya, then please read! And I also wrote a one-shot about Ed called Death (please read BTW, and make me happy! ^^)
Takara: *hits me again* Stop doing that...
Me: OW! I could say the same thing to you!
Kagome: Now now girls, don't fight...
Me: *points at Takara: SHE STARTED IT!
Ichigo: What are you? Five years old?
Me: Nope, fifteen! You missed by TEEEEEEEN years!
Ichigo: ... So? Wait, you're the same age as me?
Me: YUP! HAH! IN YOUR FACE, STRAWBERRY!!
Ichigo: I TOLD YOU IT'S...
Toushiro: SHUT UP! We've got a full scedule today, calm down!
Ed: We do?
Al: How do you know?
Toushiro: I talked to Takara yesterday and I read the schedule...you should do that sometime
Matsumoto: There's a schedule?! I never knew...
Toushiro: You never cared either...
Takara: He's right, we got MANY letters this time!
Me: YAY! MANY LETTERS! I got shocked... belive me, this is going to be a WEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD chappie...
Envy: Let's start then!
Me: YAY! Okay, who'll read the first one? KAGOME!
Kagome: Okay!
Since poor little Toshie is suffering so much i think i should help him out. i dare matsumoto to actually do her paperwork for a change. and i think you should bring isshin in and make him tell ichigo that he's a former shinigami. keep up the good work, look forward to more hilarity.
wolfie-chan
Toushiro: *eye twitching* Toushie...
Me: Come on Shiro-chan! She's trying to be nice to you!
Toushiro: Toushie...
Takara: Now do it Matsumoto
Matsumoto: But...
Ed: Be glad that it isn't worse...
Matsumoto: THIS IS BAD ENOUGH!
Al: Just do it, please
Matsumoto: *cries but does it*
Ichigo: What?
Me: Don't ask me... ask him...
Isshin: ICHIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *throws himself at Ichigo*
Ichigo: *kicks him in the face*
Isshin: OW! Why'd you that?!
Ichigo: What do you think, you bloody geezer?! LOOK AT THIS! *shows him the letter* Dare to explain?
Isshin: *pales* H-how did she...?
Ichigo: That's not the point! Is it true?!
Isshin: *sigh* Yeah, it is...
Ichigo: Does that mean that you're dead?!
Isshin: Well...
Ichigo: You know what? Never mind... *grabs zangetsu* Better run 'cause even if you're not dead yet... we can fix it...
Isshin: WAH! PUT THAT THING AWAY! *runs away*
Ichigo: STOP, DAMN IT!! *hunts Isshin*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Ed: Wow...
Al: He kind of reminds me of you, nii-san...
Ed: What was that?!
Envy: The truth...
Ed: THE GATE?
Envy: ...
Kagome: Shall we go on to the next letter...
Matsumoto: I'M DONE!
Toushiro: Yeah right... then what's that paper mountain that you're trying to hide back there?
Matsumoto: ... OH! Well HOW did they get there? Eheheh...
Toushiro: I can read the next one...
I dare everyone to do something random...with live cows AND ducks this time. And Kagome and Inuyasha's wedding to take place.
Toushiro: ... her again...
Inuyasha: DramaKagome?
Toushiro: *nods*
Me: Hmmm... something random... LET'S DANCE TO THE CARAMEL DANCE!! Which IS a swedish song! I'm so PROUD!
Al: You are?
Me: YES! OKAY EVERYONE! LET'S DANCE!! Dansa me' oss, klappa era händer, gör som vi gör, ta bara steg åt vänster. Lyssna o' lär, missa inte chansen, NU e' vi här me' karamell dansen!
Everyone but Ichigo who's still chasing his dad: ... *starts to dance*
Me: YAY! DANSA ME' OSS, KLAPPA ERA HÄNDER...
After the song
Me: That was fun!
Takara: Yeah, even though the ducks and the cows had a hard time doing it... it looked kind of funny
Me: OF COURSE IT DID! And it was random, just like she wanted. *reads the letter over again* OMC! Like, a real wedding? AWESOME! I GET TO WRITE A WEDDING SCENE!!
Envy: Why is she so happy about that?
Al: No idea...
Me: Did ya say somethin'?
Al and Envy: NO!
Me: We need a priest... MIROKU! COME IN HERE!
Inuyasha: NO! He's NOT going to...
Me: He so is... we need a priest in order to marry you guys, am I right? He's the only one I know!
Inuyasha: But he's...!
Me: I don't care! Come here Miroku!
Miroku: Hello there everyone!
Inuyasha: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Kagome: Osuwari...
Inuyasha* BLAM!* GNAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Kagome: You have to calm down, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: WHY?!
Kagome: Otherwise I won't marry you...
Inuyasha: WHA-?!
Me: OKAY! Let's dress you guys up properly, shall we?
two seconds later
Me: THERE! All done!
Kagome: WAAH! How on earth...?!
Inuyasha: WAAH! I'M WEARING A COSTME?!
Ed: I think it's a tux...
Inuyasha: EVEN WORSE!
Me: But Inuyasha-sama, you're so hot!
Inuyasha: Wha-?!
Takara: WHO'S GONNA LEAD KAGOME TO THE ALTAR?!
Me: Hmmm... Envy, you do it!
Envy: What? Why me?
Me: Because you're the only shape-shifter in here so you can transform into a man that look like her father... or something...
Envy: Ehm... okay... *transforms into whatever man you think her dad would look like*
Kagome: Uhm... okay...
Envy: Let's go...
Kagome: Sure...
Me: *plays the organ*
Miroku: We have gathered here today to combine two humans, err, human and hanyou. (A lot of words later...) Do you Inuyasha, take this Kagome Higurashi to be your wife, and love her until death do you apart?
Inuyasha: I-I do
Miroku: And do you, Kagome Higuradshi, take this Inuyasha to be your husband, and love him until death do you apart?
Kagome: *BLUUUUUUUUUSH!!* I do
Miroku: Then you are now married, you may kiss the bride
Inuyasha: *kiss*
Kagome: *kiss*
Everyone else: *cheers, more or less*
Envy: So, now they're married... now what?
Toushiro: Be patie-
Me: LET'S READ THE NEXT ONE!!!!
Toushiro: Patient... you really can't be calm, can you?
Me: When I'm not in a room full of people I love and admire, sure! I can actually be very calm... I just don't like to be it!
Toushiro: ... I see...
Takara: I'll read the next one... THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
Matsumoto: What is?
Takara: The first letter got lost AGAIN! I'm sorry, Knolee-san... but here we go!
Okay, just a bit more.
Inuyasha, i dare you to go to sesshomaru and cuddle with him and tell him that he's the best older brother in the world...in a little kid's voice.
If you do it, then Kagome can give you some ramen later.
Ed and Al can do something similar (ah, brotherly love...)
Ichigo, I'm sorry about earlier. I'll give you this box of strawberries. You WILL go and share them with Rukia. *grins* And I'm not trying to pun your name. Of course not! I'm trying to be nice here!
Ahem. Toushirou and Momo, can you materialize your zanpakutou spirits and eat watermelon together in the sunset...wherever you can get such a setting?
Oh! Can Hyourinmaru (please) make it snow, and everyone can have a huge snowball fight! Including Byakuya and Toushirou (I really want to see them doing something of the sort.
Inuyasha: NO!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ichigo: Wow, why are you so angry all of the sudden?
Inuyasha: I WON'T DO IT! NOT EVEN FOR RAMEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Matsumoto: Who's Sesshoumaru?
Me: Imagine a Byakuya with LOOOOOOOONG silver hair, elven ears, purple markings in his face and a huge furr over his right shoulder... and an even cooler personality
Ichigo: Is that even possible?
Me: Yup! And he's got a LOOOOOOT of fan-girls...
Matsumoto: Oh...
Me: So, should I let him in?
Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Me: Too late...
Sesshoumaru: ... Where am I?
Me: HELLO SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!
Sesshoumaru: ... *totally ignoring me* Are you behind this, little brother?
Inuyasha: As IF!
Me: WAAAAAAAAH! HE IGNORED ME!
Takara: Well Sesshoumaru-sama...
Me: WAAAAAAAH!! YOU IGNORED ME TOO!!
Takara: Well, you are here to do some dares
Sesshoumaru: Dares?
Takara: Yes, dares
Sesshoumaru: And if I refuse?
Takara: Then she'll steal your fluff....
Sesshoumaru: ... What's the dare?
Me: Well... *shows him the letter*
Sesshoumaru: ... No
Me: No?
Sesshoumaru: No.
Me: WHY?!
Sesshoumaru: ...
Inuyasha: For once I agree, NEVER! I WILL NEVER CUDDLE HIM!
Me: Yes you will.... I have the power of the author! I can make you two do it!
Inuyasha: *moves towards Sesshoumaru* WAH! I CAN'T CONTROL MY BODY! *cuddles Sesshoumaru* NOOO!!! *sounds like a little kid* You'we the best oldew bwothew in the wowld! *in his normal voice, jumping away from Sesshoumaru* WAH!
Sesshoumaru: ... Touch me again and I will kill you...
Inuyasha: Belive me, I won't...
Me: Ed, Al, your turn!
Al: Okay! *glomps Ed* YOU'RE THE BEST OLDER BROTHER IN THE WORLD!
Ed: CAN'T- BREATHE!!
Ichigo: *takes the strawberries* ... Thanks... Hi Rukia
Rukia: Are you not surprised that I popped out of nowhere?
Ichigo: Nah, I'm used to it by now. Want some?
Rukia: Sure!
Ichigo: HEY! Give me my box back!
Hinamori: Hi again everyone!
Toushiro: Hinamori?
Hinamori: Hello, Shiro-chan!
Toushiro: SHIRO JUNA! (don't call me Shiro!)
Me: KAWAII!!!
Toushiro: ...
Kagome: Aaw, that's really cute! But... how are you going to...?
Me: Easy! There's a hill just outside where they can sit. The view from there is B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L-L!
Takara: There's only one "L" in beautiful...
Me: Not if it's extra beauftiful!
Inuyasha: Come on, why don't you just admit that you can't spell?
Me: ... Kagome...
Kagome: Osuwari
Inuyasha: GNAH! *BLAM!*
Me: Now, why don't you two materialize Hyorinmaru and Tobiume?
Toushiro: We got distracted... Come forth, Hyorinmaru
Hinamori: Show yourself, Tobiume
Hyorinmaru: Why am I here... again?
Tobiume: Aaah, nice to be out!
Me: *hands Toushiro and Hinamori some watermelons* Here you go! Go outside and watch the sunset, just like you did back in the old days!
Kagome: You make them sound old...
Me: It's true... Off you go!
Toushiro: Okay, OKAY! Geez... *leaves together with Hinamori and their zanpakutous*
Inuyasha: *eyes Tessaiga* How do they do that with their swords?
Me: Well, they have special swords...
Inuyasha: I do too!
Me: Yes... but not like theirs
Inuyasha: And by the way, why is HE still here? *points at Sesshoumaru*
Me: ... Why shouldn't he?
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: You honestly can't see why it's a problem to have them in the same room?
Me: Nope, not as long as I am here
Kagome: ... Well...
Me: Well, it's time for that snowball-fight! TOUSHIRO!
Toushiro: *enters with the others* Yes?
Me: Are you done?
Toushiro: Well...
Me: GREAT! Then, Hyorinmaru?
Hyorinmaru: Yes?
Me: Please make it snow while I get Byakuya *walks towards the door*
Takara: Where are you going?
Me: I'm gonna get Byakuya, he's in the kitchen
Envy: We have a kitchen?
Me: Yes... there he is! I didn't have to get him!
Byakuya: When did it start snowing...?
Sesshoumaru: Finally someone who seems a little sane at least
Byakuya: Same
Me: WAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S THE DANGEROUS, QUIET DUO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Byakuya and Sesshoumaru: *glare*
Me: EEK!
Ed: *THOFF!* OW! WHO THREW THAT SNOWBALL!?
Envy: HE DID, HE DID! *points at Toushiro*
Toushiro: What?!
Ed: ...
Envy: *THOFF!* OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM!
Ed: Yeah, SUUUUUURE it was...
Envy: Oh, I'll get you, pipsqueak...
Ed and Toushiro: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Envy: *THOFF THOFF!* WAAH!
Toushiro: Nice shot, Edward, but don't let your guard down...
Ed: Likewise... DUCK!
Toushiro: I don't see...
Ed: It's a real duck! Get down! WAH!
Toushiro: WAH!
Ed: WHO THE HELL THREW THAT DUCK?!
Me: *whisteles innocently* NOOOT me *THOFF!* OW! ICHIGO YOU-YOU...! TAKARA! COME HERE, WE'LL SHOW THEM WHAT WE'VE GOT!
Takara: ROGER THAT, SISTER!
Inuaysha: Come on Kagome!
Ichigo: *THOFF!* OW! Inuyasha, that hurt!
Inuaysha: Naaw, did I huwt the pwetty stwabewwy? *THOFF!* OW!
Ichigo: Naaw, sorry, did I hurt the little doggy?
Inuyasha: Why YOU! TAKE THIS!
Ichigo: *THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF!* OW! Why you!
Inuyasha: *THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF!*
Ichigo: *THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF!*
Inuaysha: *THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF!*
Toushiro: *THOFF!* What the...?! Aim properly, will ya?! Come on Hyorinmaru, Hinamori, we'll show them!
Hinamori: Okay! Come on Tobiume!
Me: But, Byakuya, Sesshoumaru-sama? Why won't you join?
Sesshoumaru and Byakuya: Obvious reasons...
Me: Okay... ATTACK!
Sesshuomaru and Byakuya: WHAT?! *THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF THOFF!*
Later
Me: THAT WAS FUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Takara: It sure was! But I think it was quite unfair that Toushiro and Hyorinamru ended up in the same team in the end... the were unstoppable!
Me: What did you expect?
Kagome: Shall we go on with the next letter?
Me: Sure! Hinamori, please read
Hinamori: Sure! It's from Tricket
I have a question for Toushiro, how old are you?
I dare Inuyasha and Koga to kiss XD
And once again make Ichigo dress up as strawberry while running around yelling "I'm a pwetty pwetty strawberry"!!
Please could you make Uryuu Ishida Pop-up in my room? (HEHEHEHE!!) Ed.. why do you keep destroying your gloves!? And why don't you take them of before you do the clap-pow-sweesh thing? (at least when you know that your going to destroy the glove anyway?)._.
Toushiro: None of your buisness
Hinamori: Hitsugaya-kun...
Toushiro: What?
Hinamori: Just please, answer the question
Toushiro: ... I'm 130, which is like 13 human years...
Hinamori: That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Me: Tricket... my friend the YAOI-lover...
Inuyasha: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME TODAY?!
Me: She doesn't hate you... she, well, just love YAOI... BRING KOUGA IN!
Inuaysha: No way in he-
Kouga: Where am I? Kagome! *rushes over to her and grabs her hands* Was it you that brought me here?
Kagome: Hello Kouga-kun! No, it wasn't me, it was...
Kouga: *WHACK!* OW! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, INUKORO?! (mutt)
Inuaysha: Back off, Aseyogami! (mangey wolf) If you knew why you're here, you'd leave right away!
Kouga: ... Why am I here?
Me: Hello Kouga!
Kouga: Who the hell are you?
Me: What a greeting... anyhow, you're here to do a dare
Kouga: A what?
Me: A dare!
Kouga: What is the dare?
Me: *shows him the letter*
Kouga: *pales* NO WAY IN HELL! I WON'T DO IT! I WON'T DO IT!!!!!
Me: Yes you will... I can control your body...
Kouga: No you can't... WAH! WHY AM I MOVING TOWARDS INUYASHA!?
Inuyasha: WAH! WHY AM I MOVING TOWARDS KOUGA?!
Me: Meheheheh....
Inuyasha and Kouga: YOU'RE EVIL!!!
Me: Oh, sure you want to say that?
Kouga: WAH! LET GO OFF MY FACE, INUKORO!!
Inuyasha: THEN LET GO OFF MY FACE, ASEYOGAMI!!
Me: Heheh, now let's close the space between you...
Kouga and Inuyasha: WAH! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! NO! NO! NOO!! *kiss*
Everyone else: GASP!
Toushiro: She... she made them do it...
Ed: Omc...
Inuyasha: MMMF!!
Kouga: MMMMFM!
Matsumoto: How long are you gonna make them kiss like that?
Me: Hmm... I don't know... I can make them deepen the kiss a little....
Kouga and Inuaysha: ! MFMFMFMFMFMFMMF!!!
Me: Heheh... HERE we go...
Kouga and Inuyasha: *deepens the kiss* MMMMMMMMMMMMMFFF!!
Toushiro: .... Remind me NOT to make her angry...
Ed: Sure... Yaoi... *shivers*
Takara: I think you should let them breathe...
Me: You think so? Okay, that's enough boys!
Kouga and Inuaysha: *jumps as far away from eachother as possible* WAH! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!!
Envy: You do know that it's HER fault, don't you?
Inuyasha: ... Yeah, but I don't know what would happen if I tried to attack her...
Me: *innocent smile* It's ALL for the fans!
Ichigo: Compared to that, my dare isn't that.... bad...
Rukia: You mean you LIKE it?
Ichigo: No, at least I don't have to kiss another guy... NO IDEAS HERE FOLKS!
Rukia: Do it! I SO want to see it!
Ichigo: ... You just love to torture me, don't you?
Rukia: Yup!
Ichigo: *sigh* I'M A PWETTY STWABEWWY!!
Rukia: YOU SUWE AWE!
Ichigo: Not you too...
Me: Hmmm... pop up in your room... OKAY! *clap clap* THERE! He should be there about........ now!
Ed: What a question... When I do destroy my gloves...
Al: Which you do more or less al the time...
Ed: Shut up! When I do, I really don't have time to take them off! I mean, I only destroy them in battles when I'm forced to.
Me: I see... NOW! TO THE NEXT LETTER!
LOL LOVE IT OK IM EVLE SO I DARE ALLTHE BOYS TO PUT ON SEXY SKURTS AND SING MAN I FELL LIKE A I DARE ED TO MAKEOUT WITH ENVY AND ROY.I DARE INUYASHA TO DYE HIS HAIR PINK AND SAY TO KAGOME HIS SARRY FOR EVER GOING AFTER THAT STUPID **,**,** KIKYO AND I HAPPY YOU GIVEME THE SECOND CHANCE'S EACH TIME I I WANT THE ** IN THE ROOM WHEN THIS IS SAID.I WANT TOUSHIRO TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU.I DARE MATSUMOTO TO SING HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME TO THE MAN OF YOU CHOSE AND LAST ICHIGO I THINK PEOPLE HAVE BINE TO MEAN TO YOU SO I DARE YOU TO GO ON A FREE ECSPINS PAID TRIP TO CRUSI SHIP AROUND THE WORLD AND MAKE AL GO WITH HIM CUSE HE'S CUTE ANDMAKE THAT FIRST CLASS TICKET' AND THANKYOU AND I WOULD LOVE TO GUSS ON YOUR FIC.
Me: Ehm, what?
Toushiro:Wow...
Takara: In the future, please try to write clearly...
Me: This sure is a LOT of fun stuff... XD YES!
All of the boys: A SKIRT?! NO WAY!
Ed: It doesn't change much for Envy though, he's already wearing one...
Envy: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Me: Okay girls... get them...
All of the boys: RUN!
All of the girls: TAKE THEM!
Later
Matsumoto: Oh, captain, you're so cute in a skirt!
Toushiro: SHUT THE HELL UP, MATSUMOTO!
Rukia: Ichigo, nii-sama... *giggle*
Kagome: The fact that Miroku, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are all wearing skirts... kind of scares me *giggle*
Inuyasha: What was that?!
Me: Okay boys, DANCE!!!
The boys: Do we ha-
All of the girls: YES!
The boys: *sigh* MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!
After the song
Ed: Oh no... NOT YAOI!
Toushiro: I feel sorry for you...
Envy: FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
Al: Poor nii-san...
Me: Let's get Mustang!
Ed: NOOOOOOOO!!
Mustang: Hello again everyone... Ed, why are you wearing a skirt?
Ed: GO TO HELL!
Mustang: So, what's today's dare?
Me: *whispers in his ear*
Mustang: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!
Me: I don't want you to... even though it would be fun to watch...
Ed: Wait, at the same time? Are you kidding me?!
Me: No... do it boys...
Ed: WAH! ENVY! MUSTANG! LET GO OFF ME!
Envy: I can't control my hands!
Mustang: ME NEITHER!
Ed: WAH! I don't CARE! JUST GET YOUR HAND OUT OFF MY PANTS EN- MMF!!
Toushiro: She made Envy kiss him...
Al: Omc, I can watch...
Hinamori: Is Mustang kissing Ed's neck?
Toushiro: Yup...
Matsumoto: COVER THE CAPTAIN'S EYES!
Toushiro: WAH!
Ed: MMF! MUSTANG! S-stop it! GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY SHI-MMF!
Kagome: They switched places... Mustang is kissing Ed's mouth and Envy's kissing his neck...
Inuyasha: Woah... I'm glad no one made ME make out... that much...
Takara: Ehm, Hikari-san, aren't you overdoing this a little?
Me: Hmmm... no?
Takara: ... At least let them stop now, Envy's taking Ed's shirt off...
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! ... Nice chest Ed!
Ed: MFMMMFFFM! (SHUT UP!)
Me: Okay okay, that's enough...
Ed: GASP! FINALLY! DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?!
Me: No... LET'S GET ON WITH THE NEXT DARE!
Toushiro: Wow, she sure let go off that fast...
Inuyasha: WHY PINK?!
Me: Because she said so!
Inuaysha: Okay....
Me: Ed, fix his... okay, you're catching your breath. Al, can you dye his hair, please?
Al: Sure, no problem! *clap*
Inuyasha: ... I don't like this...
Me: GASP! DO-DO I HAVE TO BRING HER IN HERE?! May I kill her?
Takara: Now now, Hikari. Try to behave...
Me: Okay, I'm calm... KIKYOU!!!!!!!
Matsumoto: WAH! When did she get here?!
Me: Kikyou.... *growl*
Takara: Hikari....
Inuyasha: I, don't get what I'm going to say, but I think it's something like... "I'm sorry for always running after Kikyou, and I'm happy that you always give me a second chance
Kagome: *blush* Oh, Inuyasha...
Kikyou: What?!
Me: KIIIIIILL!!!
Takara: WAH! SOMEONE HOLD HER! SHE'S GONNA...*SCHLKT!* kill Kikyou...
Hinamori: Woah, she stabbed her... two times, three, four, five, six, seven, eigh...
Me: MWAHAHAHAH! DIE!!!!! HEY! LET GO OFF ME, TAKARA!
Takara: No, someone, except Inuyasha, take her out please
Sesshoumaru: I can do it...
Takara: Okay, but you have to come back!
Sesshoumaru: ... Someone else, take her...
Rukia: I'll do it... I don't have to come back later
Takara: Okay, bye!
Me: *growl*
takara: Easy easy, she's gone...
Me: Okay! *smile* LET'S GET ON WITH THE NEXT ONE! A DATE! I like this...
Toushiro: Well, it's not that bad, compared to... well... WAH!
Me: COME ON SHIRO-CHAN! *runs out off the room, holding Toushiro's arm*
Takara: And while she's gone, I'm in charge. Matsumoto?
Matsumoto: Okay... hmmm... *walks over to Kouga* BABY HIT ME ONE MORE TIME!
Kouga: WAH! Why me?
After the song
Matsumoto: That was fun!
Kouga: Yeah... sure...
Takara: Hmmm, a first class ticket... Okay!
Ichigo: Finally! *leaves*
Al: Wait for me! She said that I'm cute... YAY! * follows Ichigo*
Takara: Okay, you may come... SweetlittleMiko
Me: LET'S CALL HER MIKO-CHAN!
Takara: WAH! Don't scare me like that!
Me: *CLANG* OW! Don't hit me with the pan! *sob* ANYHOW! *smile* WELCOME MIKO-CHAN!
Miko: Hello!
Me: Ehm, I'd stay away from Ed if I were you...
Miko: Hn?
Ed: Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Miko: EEP!
Me: LET'S GO ON WITH THE LAST TWO LETTERS! You may read them, Miko-chan
Miko: Thank you
question for inuyasha-sama. is he a virgin?
BRING FLUFFY IN [AKA SESSOMARU ] AND MAKE HIM DANCE ''EVILL LAUGH'' AND CALL HIM KING FLUFFEUS!
Me: She also asked if she can join... yes you can, in the next chapter
Inuyasha: Yeah I am, so what?
Miroku: Oho! So you're a virgin, eh?
Inuyasha: So what? So are you!
Miroku: Ehm, I, ah...
Me: Sesshoumaru-sama is already here... OKAY! LET'S CALL HIM KIND FLUFFEUS!
Everyone: KING FLUFFEUS KING FLUFFEUS KING FLUFFEUS KING FLUFFEUS!
Sesshoumaru: ... You are all going to die...
Inuyasha: WAH! WHY ARE YOU HUNTING ME?!
Me: I secretly told him that I wanted to see you two fight!
Inuyasha: WHAAAAT?!
Me: You heard me... OKAY! TO THE LAST LETTER!
Miko: Okay!
Ed and Al are going to skippedy skip with HUGE flyin bottles of milk. And I want to borrow Envy and Scar and give them a sweet little make-overXD
Inuyasha will teach everyone how to use a bow and arrow, and Byakuya-chan will wear a mini skirt and high heels in front of Roy. That's all for now!
Miko: That was from Hagane
Me: Envy's and Ed's girlfriend
Ed: GIGANTIC BOTTLES OF MILK?! ARE YOU INSANE?!
Me: No, for your information, she isn't
Ed: BUT!
Me: No "buts". LET'S GET YOU A ROPE! And someone bring Al and Ichigo back here
Al: *POP!* WAH! Am I back?
Me. YUP!
Ichigo: *POP!* WAH! Why am I back?
Me: cause I brought you back!
Al: Nii-san what's the dare?
Ed: *points at the rope and the flying milk bottles*
Al: Oh... let's get it over with... *SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP!*
Later
Me: Wow, there sure are a lot of "later" in this chappie....
Takara: Yeah...
Inuyasha: But I can't...
Kagome: Sure you can! Here!
Inuyasha: Okay, thanks... I think you do something like... this? *BIONG!* GET DOWN!
Toushiro: WAH! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!
Inuyasha: I told you to duck! Okay, how about this then? *BIONG!*
Al: DUCK!
Duck: QWACK!
Al: What the...?
Byakuya: I will not wear...
Me: You're already wearing one... all you need is the high heels!
Byakuya: How can anyone walk in these?
Me: can you see Roy?
Mustang: Yeah... wish I didn't... *covers his eyes*
Me: HEY! THAT'S MEAN! *biong* WAH! INUYASHA-SAMA!
Takara: You're going to get everyone killed!
Inuyasha: NO I'M NOT!
Me: Thank you for reading this chappie! And sorry for the delay, but I hope you see that this was... hard to write XD Anyhow, please send more dares and questions! *whud!* OW! INUYASHA-SAMA! YOU HIT...me... *faints*
Kagome: WAH! YOU SHOT HER!
Inuyasha: Oh shit...
Ichigo: GET ORIHIME!