Bedtime

~Warning!~ Hey, a certain Mogul of Fanfiction came up with the idea, so blame her for the perviness. Sex scene alert!

"The kids are tucked in, nice and warm." Vegeta stepped inside the bedroom, shutting the door silently behind them. "Why were they so insistent that you-me- put you to bed?"

"Because I'm-your-their mother, and they prefer it. Just instinct is all. Didn't you rather your mother over your father?" She pulled off her shirt, perversely watching herself in the mirror, noticing the finely toned muscles, and the many scars. Damn, I am a hot man. She giggled.

"What's so funny?"

"Nothing."

He sighed, and sat down on the edge of the bed, looking down at the small fragile feet planted on the royal blue carpet. They were red, sore, and a large blister was on the back of each ankle. "I never knew my mother. I was adopted."

"Oh yeah. You told me that before." She sat beside him, and held his hand. There was such a big difference, the woman used to having the small hand, and man used to having the big one. And then it was reversed. "Poor Veggie."

"Yeah. Poor me. I have you for a wife."

She smacked him, incidentally too hard, and nearly made him fly into the wall. Instead, he landed in the laundry basket, dazed and out in la-la land.

Oh shit! Stupid Saiyan strength! "Vegeta! Are you alright?" Bulma ran over to him, held the head in one hand, supporting the torso with the other. The bright blue eyes were glazed over, out of focus. "Honey, speak to me!"

"Wa-waffles."

"What? You want some waffles?"

"Syrup."

"With syrup?"

His eyes did some sort of twitching thing, the mass of blue hair swayed as he shook his head, and then he snapped back into reality. For a few minutes, everything was silent, as they stared into each other's eyes (technically, into their own eyes). Then the prince spoke up. "You would make a good fighter with that technique."

Bulma laughed, liking the sound his voice made when it laughed- wish the blasted man would do it more often- and kissed him, without really thinking about it.

Strangely enough, he didn't feel the need to pull away, like he thought he would. Instead, he deepened the kiss, enfolding the thin, delicate arms around her neck. Perhaps now that I am in a woman's body, I will have womanly urges. Disturbing…yet interesting.

"I love you, Veggie," she whispered, as she slipped a hand up the dress. Bulma didn't know if she should feel freaked out right now, but she didn't. After all, it was her body. It'll kinda be like masturbating, only I can't feel it. Wonder if he's seeing it like that.

"Hnh." Always the response, but she knew better. He wasn't an emotional person, even in a woman's body. Or maybe it was the hand fondling with the panties.

Kissing her neck, he fondled the place between the legs, before swiping the panties off entirely. He slid a finger into the moist heat, as he licked a path down the soft throat, to the chest.

She moaned in ecstasy, and nearly fainted then and there. However, he kept her composure, and managed to grope her hands to the zipper of the black jeans. She ran her hands down his already stiff manhood, and thought briefly of bringing to her mouth, when she was shoved, quite violently, actually, back onto the bed. Her skirt was forced up to her thighs, and he was grinning down at her. Demonic, sneaky. Like a little boy who had been caught stealing from the cookie jar.

Without another second, he was inside her, each moaning and groaning in tune with the thrusts, he kept shouting her name, but was it the right one? She couldn't concentrate. She didn't even know her name.

Her abdomen tightened suddenly, and she knew she was going to lose all control. With a near scream, she released. He was only a few strokes behind her. They collapsed together on the bed, a tangle of limbs, nothing but gasps of air being said. And they fell asleep.

~A/N~ Yeah, it's a bit short. ^-^ But I figured it was a good way to end it like that. Anyways. The real reason I am making this A/N is because of the italicized lettering. It was to show that HE was feeling like a HER. Get it? If you don't, tell me in the review, and I'll further explain.