Okay this is just a side thing, an extra if you will to make up on my lack of updating. I am currently working on piecing together the next chapter so don't worry I hope to have that up soon. I hope so desperately I do. Now this was something two of my friends and I did when we were at a speech meet. Well, actually we were waiting for the awards to be given out so we were keeping ourselves busy. So this is basically just nonsense filled by sugar and boredom. So please… no flames… this is just random stupidity….-' oh! And I'm writing this exactly as it's written on the paper so…. Bare with me.
Lust- Alphonse!
Al- What?
Lust- You stole my noodles!
Al- Did not! stuffs noodles into mouth
Lust- You are such a ho!
Al- I'm sorry, Ho isn't here right now. You may refer to me as Ms Kohler.
Ed- Ms Kohler… your husbands on the phone, would you like to take this call?
Al- I'm sorry, you, may tell Mr. Roy that I'm not available.
Ed- listens and nods He says he wants another divorce… he's found another… man.
Lust- It's Dante… I just know it…
Al- You may tell Mr. Roy that my people will contact his people. Also tell him that I hope he is happy with Mr. Edward.
Ed- eye twitch He's with Havoc you homonger!
Lust- To Ed Shush! Say Dante!
Ed- why?
Lust- 'Cause Al dated her once, it didn't work out.
Ed- O.O
Al- Groossssss!! - I love you! - Marry me!
Lust- who are you talking to?
Al- both of you! - Marry me!
Lust- …homonger.
Ed- Marital incest…? O…M…F…G…! runs away
Al- so? you forgot homosexuality.
Lust- Al, you are so bi.
Ed- isn't it obvious?
Lust- Totally, but I know you and I are straight, isn't that right?
Al- …O…M…G…you're pregnant aren't you! Ed how could you!
Lust- . How dare you say that!
Ed- whispers to Lust How'd he find out?
Lust- IDK
Al- I heard you! Geeze, you two were loud enough! Gross… that's just nasty on so many levels.
Lust- So…
Ed- muttered you married her…
Al- Uh-uh!! You're gross!! - you know that you fought me for her!
Lust- -'
Ed- ……I don't remember that…
Al- That's because you were so drunk! It was gross! You were like drooling all over and you were like 'She's mine!' and I was like 'Uh-uh!'
Ed- I've avoided liquor ever since Los Vegas and you didn't even know Lust then…
Al- Uh-uh! I met her at that whore-house- I mean never mind.
Lust- -.-' homonger…
Ed- !?! I think this is something I should know about. Gives ze Elric glare
Lust- Greed forced me!
Al- Right, you looked like you were enjoying being his ho.
Lust- T.T
Ed- You're lucky I love you so much, hugs Lust
Al- anyway… how's the weather- not too hot, not too cold.
Lust- Eww. I can fight about that statement.
Al- Shut up, you stupid, ugly ho!
Ed- hits Al over head Now what was that Alphonse?
Al- -.-
Ed- I thought so.
Lust- -
Ed- chuckles and mutters to self(To annoy Al) I wonder if it will be a girl or a boy…
Al- I hope it's a boy, so it can have your hideous face! looks mad And-and I hope it's deformed. With seven fingers and-and one eye!
Ed- You're thinking of YOUR son, Al… yours and Winry's … that b.
Lust- - I love you!
Ed- Yes. hugs
Al- … You put your hand THERE! EWWW!!!!! Don't touch my ho! blasts Ed's head open and deflates Lust's… well you know
Lust- You missed.
Ed- laughs and jumps out from behind a dummy Ed HAHA!
Al- … you are such a gay guy… Ho!
Lust- Santa banger!
Ed- He's a grave robber… And I'm NOT the one who slept with ROY!
Al- Now I'm officially done talking to both of you! Talk to each other or something!
Lust- Ed, he's touching me!
Ed- clutches Lust Mine.
Al- Damn you, ho's!
Lust- So… what should we name the baby?
Ed- Dunno… I was thinking Chase… How 'bout you? Any ideas?
Lust- nope… I'm terrible at picking names… -'
Al- I HATE YOU ALL GO DIE OK!
Ed- Hey Al… what would you like your niece or nephew named?
Al- …Go fuck yourself!
Ed- Al is such a barnacle.
Lust- I know.
Wrath- HOOGABOOGA!
That was it! Sorry if I offended anyone! I mean hey! I myself am bi so… yeah. It was just made for a random boredness… not to offend anyone or to diss any kind of person. Sorry if it did.
Thankyou to my two helpers!
Arat fo playing out Lust's part
Yllek for playing Al's part
And of course I added Ed's part! Hope you liked it! - R&R!!!! -