I'm sleepy. But it's ten o'clock. I'm not going to bed at ten o'clock! How old am I, twelve? I'm gonna work on this some instead.

Note: In my fan-world, Perry was originally a human, but got changed into a platypus by Doofinshmirtz. Why do you think he's so obsessed with saying "Perry the Platypus"? He's adding insult to injury.

After a long chain of events, Perry is restored to his original form.

(Ex)Fear number three: Little Suzy Johnson

"Hey, Buford," said Phineas.

"Yeah, Dinner Bell?"

"About that fear speech you wrote earlier… Why didn't you write about Suzy Johnson?"

"Suzy?" asked Buford. "Why would I write about her?"

"I thought she was your greatest fear," said Phineas. Ferb nodded, adding emphasis.

A wide grin spread across Buford's face. "Oh-hoh… Not any more."

"What do you mean?"

Baljeet sighed. "Here we go again."

"Why, I'm SO glad you asked," said Buford happily. "Now that Suzy's been put in the crazy house for trying to kill her teacher…"

"Oh, right," said Ferb. "That."

"I don't have to be afraid anymore!" Buford threw both fists up in the air gleefully. "I'm FREE!!!"

About that time, an aqua-haired young man happened to walk in, minding his own business.

"PERRY!!"

Perry jumped.

"Guess what?!!" yelled Buford, throwing his arms around the Australian. "I'M FREE!!!"

Perry made a strange, frightened face as if to say "WTF?"

Buford finally released him to run around, flapping his arms excitedly. "I'm free I'm free I'm free I'm free I'M FREE!!"

Baljeet sighed. "He does this every time he hears Suzy's name."

"I'M FREEEEEE-" Buford was cut short from running full-speed into Jeremy.

"Oh, hey Buford," the blonde said. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah. I'm free."

Jeremy raised an eyebrow. "O… Kay. Not gonna ask about that one. Where's Candace?"

"Inside," answered Phineas. "Why?"

"I came over to ask if she wants to come to Suzy's big welcome home party."

Buford froze. "…What?"

"They're letting her come home for awhile to see if she improves any." Jeremy smiled. "I brought her with me, actually. Hey, Suzy!"

A short, middle school-aged girl with long blonde hair and a malicious grin walked through the gate to greet them. "Hi there. Long time no see."

Buford shrieked, jumping behind Ferb. "SIC HER!!!"

Ferb turned around to glare at him.

Suzy looked at Buford threateningly.

"NOOOOO!"

No. No freedom for joo. LOL.

Next chapter… I dunno. Anything you guys wanna read? If not, I'll probably have it involve Ferb in some way. Those two don't interact enough, in my opinion.