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Jasdevi x Chike: Sex-Ed Goes Haywire

"Jas-Devi, come out come out where ever you are you drag fucking queen!?"
At six in the morning the loud, crude calling was heard from the corridors of the mansion in which a young teenage Noah Chike was yelling for her best friend and partial enemy due to him stealing her lovely eyeliner pencil that cost her an arm of an exorcist no really it did.

Chike, ran through the corridors, breaking doors into nothing to find the bonding theiving Noah. Each door held a weird sight, Tyki shaving, Road kissing an Allen voodoo doll, and aha- Jasdevi reading...what???

Chike stormed over to the reading Noah, his eyes focused on the big book, usually her friend and secret crush never read books except DragonBallz but this book so happened to be different, there was labels, familiar.

Chike leaned over her uni-colured haired friend, her head resting on his shoulder as she looked at the pictures, in a flash she realised it was a book about sexual reproduction..the PERVERT!!!

"You stealing pervy bastard, why you reading about sexual reproduction for, you trying to have sex with some unexpecting whore?!"

Jasdevi's eyes opened with pure shock, and he let out what Chike thought to be a feminine scream from him kinda like when he drank the blood that time. He slammed the book on his hand by accident swearing after the impact of the heavy book on his hand.

"You stupid bitch, look what you made me do, my fucking hand hurts now?!"
Jasdevi scolded, flipping some of his long locks out os his face, showing the usual handsome face of his Debitto self while flaunting his Jadero personailty and Chike wondered how it wasn't hard to pick on him.

Chike glared at the Noah, although he threw tantrums like a ten year old she still found it sorta cute, but still why would the noah want to know of sex for.
"You never answered my question, Franny-The-Tranny"

"None of your business, stupid bitch, you want me to rape you?"
"Try Me Numbnuts bet you don't know what rape is!"
"I do too"
"Nu-uh then why where reading about it?"
"uhh..because..I can, so there"
With that Jasdevi stuck his tongue out, teasing the young Noah female, if he wasn't her best friend she would beat him up for it, even with that she could beat him up anyway.

"uhhh Chike..you know I never went to school right?"
"I figured, I thought you where just retareded aswell as uneducated like myself not with the retarded part though"
Jasdevi sweatdropped, he hated long answeres to short questions, there was no need for the definition when you have the word.

"So can you teach me about..sexual reproduction?"
Chike face shown a tint of a light pink from the unusal question, most guys ask for dates, her number, her horoscope, to play games, not ask bout reproduction.
"Umm, I guess...why don't we make Tyki teach us?"
"Sounds fun hehe"
The smile of mischief shown on their faces as they toodled off to find the poor teacher Tyki Mikk who like Jasdevi didn't go to school but was apparently a genius on sex..for some reason (Bow-chika-bow-wow)

"TYKI- WE WANT YOU TO TEACH US SEX!!!!!"
Tyki spat his Koi across the room when that outburst was made by both Chike and Jasdevi who where dressed in school uniforms with fake glasses and notepads and pencils like an average human student at school.

"Uh-huh, do you to know how wrong that sounds, I'm not going to teach you how to have sex, just go do each other it goes with the flow"
Tyki cleaned the mess of spat koi as the two stared at him in disgust and shock at his reply to their 'nice' request to learn about sex.

"We don't wanna fuck each other, dumbass Tyki, we wanna know of it?"
Chike spoke as she gave Tyki the finger for his refusal, she hated being said no to, and like Jasdevi hated long answers for short questions.

"Okay, sex is when a man sticks his--"
"Chike, I'm board wanna play kiss-chase with me"
"Sure, just no tounge this time"
The two left holding off each other, leaving a shocked Tyki to clean a messy table and reading a note on the table saying:

Jasdevi + Chike = Tyki Tormenting Friends 4eva

End~

Jasdevi: What did you do with me?!? How there you call me a Tranny!
Rei: *brushing Jasdevi hair* Nuthin *whistles*
Tyki: No more Sex-Ed people *smokes*
Rei: NO SMOKING!!!!