Rei: *eating cheese cake*

Komui: Due to..Rei eating cake I have to give the thank you to all readers for their reviews we have reached 13!!
Lavi: Also today's pairing is Komui and myself, strange yes but we have been forced to by the laws of our contract!

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Komui x Lavi: Paper Bundles

The sunshine, invaded the silk curtains casting a light into the office, of Komui Lee. The young scientist opened his eyes, his head stuck to the desk due to a coffee spillage from his accident over Reever saying 'Lenalee was pregent' when really it was 'Lenalee has presents' Due to this he had, a row with his darling sister and feeling like shit decided to sleep in his office as punishment for raising his voice at her.

"Uhh..she probably hates me for yelling at her like that, my poor baby sister, must think I'm a monster"
Komui wiped his eyes, from the forming tears, he had always been sensitive even though he liked to play the allergy card as much as the next guy *cough at Tyki*
Komui wiping the desk before writing up new missions, and within his depression began the most unusual thing- cleaning.

"Lavi, can you do me a favour? Can you go check on my brother, he hasn't come out all day and I have to talk to Allen about something privately"
Lenalee asked the napping apprentice, the favour with her winning smile and her short new hairstyle that made Lady Gaga's bob cut seem unsexy. Her eyes twinkled, and using her womanly charms had won over Lavi's doubts on doing such a mission as to check on Komui.

"Fine, but you owe me"
"Okay, thank you Lavi"
Lavi picking up one of his books, began to walk to Komui's office. As he approached the room nearer and nearer he smelt sweet scents, of furniture cleanser, candle fragance, and Coffee beans. The Cleanser was the thing that made Lavi's heart beat irrgerluarly fast, something was wrong, deathly wrong! Maybe a cleaning Akuma had invaded or maybe a robot went haywire!!

"Hammer Grow!"
Lavi making his hammer grow, ran to the oak doors of Komui's room, smashing it down quicker than Allen eating a five course meal in ten 's good eye, opened widely to the sight in front of him. Komui was in the middle of the floor, sorting papers into bundles, labelled Allen, Kanda and Lavi. This was weird, usually Komui NEVER cleaned and two bundles had, his name and the others too.

"Umm Komui..what you doing?"
Komui completely focused on his papers did not pay anyway pass to the young man, instead sorted out bundles while, muttering things to himself.
"What's with the bundles, deciding the cons of all of us or something?"

"No, No Lavi it's a bundle of who I like more"
Lavi's heart fell as he only saw too sheets with his name on it, where as Allen and Kanda had a good stack of about fifty each. Lavi never liked to admit to liking men, but he had always held a soft spot for Komui and even had a few fantasies of the man himself.

"Oh, I see..should I leave you be..?"
Komui noticing the hurt tone in the young red head looked up, meeting the eye of the apprentice Bookman, the pain he saw in them stroke a cord he usually had for Lenalee, the cord that twangs when something bad has been done, and he wants to fix it so much.

"What's wrong Lavi, has Kanda done something to you, anything I can fix?"
Lavi shoke his head, trying to hold back on an outburst of tears, he didn't want to be seen as weak especially in front of Komui and he didn't want to be regected in case Komui didn't feel anything for him.

"You don't seem to like..me..have I done something, to make you dislike me?"
Komui widened his eyes, hearing Lavi ask him that felt like being asked if he hated Lenalee, it hurt to think that he thought this, but when he looked at the two sheets below him, he realised where the young Bookman, came up with the conclusion.

"No, no you see, your bundle as you might see is, the one that's around me, it's a bit big I most admit but that's what happens when you drink coffee and daydream of things you care about"

Lavi and Komui looked at each other, both giving each other a smile, a smile and a telepathic message of 'I like you' & 'I like you too'

"I better tell Lenalee your okay, or she might think I didn't check"
"Oh could you tell her I'm sorry for my behaviour and for accusing her of being you know..pregnant"
Lavi smiled, scracthing the back of his crimson hair, his smile turning a bit goofy with a blush on his face.

"Uhhh she is pregnant, but I forgot if it was Allen, or Kanda who's the dad"
"WHHHAAAAA LENALEEEEEEE NOOOOOO"

The End~

The comical crack of this pairing, I apologize for it sucking T^T

Tyki: I do not cry, I have allergies to trauma fics okay?!

Rei: Sure that's why you blumbered through Titanic