Allen: Before we begin, Rei would like to apologize for the delay on the requests.
Rei: *Hiding behind Cross*
Allen: =.= Komui x Yami for komuigirl!

Komui x Yami: Balancing You

Yami stared at her plate, Jerry must be having a day off, because there was vegetables on her plate, and they were shaped weird. Who the hell put cabbage on her plate, if anything who made the fucking meal full stop!.
She glared at it evilly, being in the company of Komui she had to pretend to enjoy the food, or he would whinge the WHOLE day about her being a finicky eater which wasn't her fault, it was her mother's fault, for what reason no one knows since Yami won't share that info to anyone even herself.

"Yami-chan you haven't touched your food, you okay?"
Yami's dark blue eyes, stopped focusing on the weird shaped, cabbage and onto the speaker who happened to be Komui. He held a tray in his hands which contained a muffin and some coffee, right know that muffin looked great but Yami knew that fighting with Komui over food was like fighting with Allen over eating.

"My cabbage is messed up, and I think it's plotting against me since it knows I don't like it!"
Every person other than Komui sweatdropped to her reply to the question, she always had crazy answers to things. Especially to things that needed plain answers. Komui always thought her imagentive and sarcastic answers as being humureous, which always made him chuckle.

"Well we can't have the cabbage doing that to you, Yami-chan so I'll pay for you to get something else maybe some of that hot red thai curry."
Now that was a delightful thing to say, in a matter of seconds, the crazyish girl had swiped his wallet and had already bought herself the curry. Everyone alway forgot she was quick to react to things, but they did know that her getting the curry to the table was going to be a bitch, since she did have the worse case of being a klutz.

Everyone watched as she tried to balance the bowl of curry, a glass of water and a muffin on her tray, she held the tray but it wobbled as she walked and she swayed side to side in fear of dropping the tray and causing another mess, like she usually did.

She had made it most of the way only making the water spill a little, which was a big achievement till the worse thing happened, her annoying brother decided to get up and 'accidentally' bump into her making her curry dish spill all over the poor misfortunate Komui, who's white uniform was orange from the sauce, and that sauce always stained quickly.

This is why she hated her brother alot, he always made her do stupid things to people she liked.
"Yami you klutz look what you did to Komui, you ruined his uniform"
If looks could kill, her brother would have his brain blown right now, but she knew that killing her brother would cause a bigger mess to clean up so she was to leave that to maybe lather.

"I'm sorry Komui, I'm such a klutz"
"It's okay Yami-chan, are you okay, you didn't get anything spilt on you did you?"
Komui checked her for any sauce, or burns, she had some sauce on her chest where her necklace was lying on. Komui using his cloth, dapped at the spot, making everyone in the room gasp as he was rubbing the stain.

Yami started to wipe Komui's face, cleaning the sauce, and licking it off her fingers, it tasted really good and spicy with a hint of after shave. The two where not paying attention to the audience they had as they cleaned each other form the messy curry.

"Uhhh brother, why you rubbing Yami's boobs for?"
This put a stop to everything as Komui looked shocked to see his baby sister watching him 'clean' his friend from the Red-Thai sauce. A blush crept on his face as he noticed his hands where indeed on his friend's breasts.

"Yami! Balancing! Curry! Boobs!"
This was probably the worse way for Komui to explain things in an embarrassed state, if this was modern day stuff this would be considered the worse excuse for rubbing boobs after 'she had a pain there'
"Ohhh So that's why you made her the cabbage dish so she would get the curry, and when she spilt it you would have a reason to talk to her, why didn't you just ask her out brother?"

Yami looked at her friend, he wanted to talk to her, about going out? Yami face went a bright red to match her hair. "Why didn't you just ask me out, Komui, not that the curry cleaning was a bad tactic but it's something General Cross would do"

Komui didn't know how to reply to this, instead someone else decided to do it for the two of them, this person was Reever who 'pushed' Komui into Yami forcing a curry peak on the lips.

"See, the curry tactic works, idiot apprentice"
Cross yelled across the cafetaria before dashing out of the joint. Leaving everyone to stare at the couple again.

The End~

Allen: Master is an idiot Cross: What you call me?
Allen: Nothing....idiot Komui: *writes other tactics*