ME : Hello Guys. Here the Next Chapter of Random Dorm House!..

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Chapter 11 : Personality Disorder Topics 1

3 days later…

K-chan was lying on the coach in the living room reading 'Eclipse of Twilight'. When the door sudden slams open everyone got panicked but as soon as they saw Kanda standing on the door and moving forward to where K-chan was. They all looked confuse on Kanda mood. As K-chan looked up from his book and saw Kanda stamped his foot in front of her with both arms fold in his chest. She then raises an eye brown at him as she asked.

K-chan : "What with you?!."

Kanda : "Keh… 'You,' that what my problem!." Kanda said as his eye brown twitched.

K-chan : …. "What did I do now?!" She asked in confuse. 'I didn't do anything funny today. In fact I wasn't in the mood to mess up with anyone!'

Kanda : "What I'm talking about is.. You and your stupid inviting a guest every once in a Blue moon. Because your awaiting guest is RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GATE!!.. LOOKING FOR YOU!!!"

K-chan : "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!?!?.. But they were to pose to come here next week?!.."

Kanda : "well.. They come sooner as you expected it… Their outside right now waiting for you and is PISS ME OFF!"

K-chan : "mouu, Yu-chan.. You're in a bad mood?!.... Isn't it the time of month for you?!" K-chan asked as everyone giggle. Kanda eye twitched as he glanced at everyone and gave them his death glare. Everyone then stopped giggling and went out of the room. K-chan sweat drop at everyone who dash out of the living. "You know. Kanda you REALLY need to loosen up a bit!.. Scaring everyone is not a nice thing to be.. Be a little more gentleman like Allen-kun and smile once in a while!"

Kanda : pouted at K-chan and said. "Don't compare me with that Baka-moyashi, You Idiot!.. Beside I like the way I'm, Creepy and Sadtics." Kanda said as he gave K-chan his smirk.

K-chan : rolled her eyes and said. "Beside that. Did you just pouted at me?!..Cause is really cute!.. Awww. I didn't know Yu-chan can pout so cutely." She said as she started to giggle.

Kanda : ….."What the--?!.. No I did not just pouted at you!.. Your just imaging thing!." He said trying to make excuses.

K-chan : put her pointed finger on Kanda nose and patted it as she said. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Yu-pon. By the way you said that the new guest where waiting at the gate?" she asked when Kanda nodded and pries k-chan finger off of his nose. "Then way didn't you let them in you baka!" she said as she smacked Kanda head.

Bonk!.

Kanda : "Ouch!. You damn sadtics. That hurt. And beside I'm not like you who welcome the new guest like she not a sadtics when she actually is. Remember?!. And beside I don't like entertaining the guest. And I'm not like that kind of a person." he said as he rubbed his head as he walked back to the door and said. "Now do you excuse me? I may leave and go back to my training in the garden" then he left the door open as Kadaj, Vergil and Dante sweat drop.

K-chan : sighed. "I'm starting to think that Kanda need an attitude Disorder Problem Therapy!" she said as the three around her blast in laugher.

Kadaj : laughed as he said. "Yeah right. And you need a Sadtic Personality Disorder Problem Therapy!" he said as a vein popped on K-chan head as she kicked Kadaj hard still he was send flying of the window and fall down the 13th floor as the new guest heard a scream of 'Mommy!' then a loud thud behind the mansion. Everyone on the living room sweat drop at k-chan.

K-chan : "hmp!.. I'm off to greet and let the new guest in now. If Kadaj come back up here!. Kick him off the window again 10 times!" she said then went out of the living room and went down to the 1st floor to welcome the guest. The people who were left at the living room sweat drop when K-chan left.

Outside the mansion…

Kengo : "what was that?"

Akira : "I think someone just fall off the 13th floor build or something?"

Shirogane : "Oh dear. I hope that person is okay."

Gilbert : groan. "Master Oz. Are you sure this is the right place?" he asked as he ignore the people who were staring at him who just called a child 'Master'

Oz : "Well. That what the address say. Why Gilbert?" he asked.

Gilbert: "Well… I just had this bad feeling that where in the wrong place. And aside from that. Why do we need to bring them alone with us?!" he said as he pointed the people behind him. Behind him were Alice, Vincent Nightray, Echo, Eliot Break. "And beside that. Why only Alice is the only girl in the group?!. Why can't she let Sharon and Ada comes too?" he asked.

Oz : sweat drop. "Aww. Gilbert. Be nice. And beside. K-chan was the one who said to bring them alone. And to that?. I don't why she wouldn't let Sharon and Ada come alone?. Maybe because is not good from their health?" he asked as he made a little laugh then stopped with a sweat drop on his head.

Lavi : "Actually. Is good that she didn't let's those two come. Because this place is no good for them because they will just turn into—" Lavi didn't get a change to finish to what he was about to say when someone kicked him hard as he was send flying still he hit the oak tree. Oz team and Akira, Ceil and Teito team sweat drop at him as they all turned to see who just kicked him and they sweat drop.

K-chan : "Don't listen to what Lavi say. He just was making those up!" She said as Lavi went back to where she was as he groaned and said.

Lavi : "I wasn't joking!!!.. Beside. If those two are here. Then is the end for Kadaj—"he said but stopped as they all heard Kadaj screamed the 'Mommy!' again. Lavi sighed and sweat drop as he said with a sceptical look. "Let me guess. Neither Dante or Vergil kicked Kadaj out the window in 13th floor again right?" He asked as K-chan nodded.

K-chan : "Well I did tell them to kick him off the window if he come back at the 13th floor again!" she said.

Lavi : "And the two idiot did what you said?!.. Really… I'm starting to think that those two got no brain!" he said as he heard K-chan laughed hard. He sweat drop at her.

K-chan : "No brain?!.. Good one Lavi…" She said as she started to laugh again.

Oz : "Umm… Excuse me.. But may I ask if this is to where.. Umm.. Kina Liner lives?" He asked as he eyed K-chan who still laughing.

Lavi : "Oh, You must be the you guest she talking about!" he said as he pointed his finger to K-chan who still laughing for no reason.

Tsuna : "Ehh.. K-chan real name is 'Kina Liner?!?!?.. " who popped his head behind the door as he asked as Lavi nodded and said.

Lavi : "What you didn't know?!" he asked.

Tsuna : "No… How come she never told me!?!?" he pouted as Lavi sweat drop.

Dino : "That because she never liked to be called that. Because that is her royalty name." He said.

Oz team and Ceil team : "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?"

Dino : "Well to put it simple… K-chan mother is actually the real wife to the 9th Vongola.. Beside. Both She and her twin and Xanus are not blood related. Xanus Liner is just the twin step brother!" He said.

Tsuna : "Soo.. Xanus—"He said but was stopped as Dino said.

Dino : "Actually she and her twin was to pose to be the next heir to their throat but the two refuse it and told their father that the two wanted Xanus will be the one to take the throat since he is their 'Elder brother'!" he said.

K-chan : "Okay. Now that is settle.. Let get inside and let me introduce you guys to the others!" she said to the new comer as they got in and went to the 13th floor.

Oz : "Kina, Can I ask you something?"

K-chan : "you can call me k-chan so that is would be easy to say!. Oh and go ahead and ask me anything." she said as she smiled at Oz.

Oz : took a deep breath as he said. "Why dose the Mansion so big?!.. Why dose it had still 13th floor?!"

K-chan : "actually. The other part of the mansion is the rooms and the kitchen for guest while this part is the living room and the library, ball room and training round and the party room. The only reason why this mansion had still 13th floor is because if we have more guest. Then they had enough space to sleep and live here. Oh and to let you know. Every room had a bathroom so their no need to use the public bathroom. But we do have a hot spring here for everyone. We had a hot spring, swim pool, tennis court, basket ball gym, and many more; we even had a garden and a music room for those who went to go there. Oh we even had a place to do a role play and stuff like those, we even had a climax here as well!." She said as he turns to the new guest and saw them had a jaw drop to the floor.

Akira : "That just too much.."

Kengo : "Your pretty rich, dude!"

Kou : went near k-chan and took her hand. "Would you go out on a date with me and—"

Smack!

Kou : "Ow!!.. That hurt!.. Who just hit me in the head?—"Kou said as he turned around and saw Xanus and he had his hand on a fist.

Xanus : "What are you think your doing with my little sister?!" he said as he gave Kou a hard glare. Kou had a sweat drop on his head.

Oz: "Eh?!!?.. That k-chan older brother?!" he asked Dino as Dino nodded. K-chan did smack his brother on the head lightly.

K-chan : "Mou.. Onii-chan. Be a little more nice to my new friend!.. Now, apologize to Kou-kun!" she said. Xanus had a sweat drop on his head as he rubbed his head and said.

Xanus : "Keh!. Like I'll say sorry to this guys who just flirted with you!.. "he said as he walk off. K-chan stamped her feet hard on the floor as she yelled.

K-chan : "Aniki get back here and say sorry to my friend Kou. Aniki!!!.. Mou… He so mean!!. Agh!. Whatever!!!" she then open the door to the living room and saw Vergil hand his hand on Kadaj head while Kadaj tried to make a punch at Vergil. She sweat drop at the two. "What the heck going on here?!" she asked.

Dante : "Keh. Don't blame me!. Blame Vergil-nii here for throwing Kadaj off the window. Then Kadaj went and climb back here on the window that he felted in!" he said.

K-chan : "Then way didn't Vergil throw him out the window again if Kadaj got back in?!"

Dante and Vergil : "…..Erkm…"

Dante : "Vergil. Kinda… Well. Grown tried of kicking, punching, throwing Kadaj off the window. He said he wanted try something… New… Likes fed Kadaj to a lion or something wild!"

Vergil : blinked then turned to look at his twin while his hand was still on Kadaj head. "Oi, Dante that so not what I said. You're just making that up so K-chan may think that I had an Abnormality Disorder Problem!"

Dante : "Well…. You are an 'Abnormality Disorder Problem' Brother are you not?!" He joked.

Nero : "Please Dante-nii don't joke like that. Its make me think that my two Aniki are born 'Abnormal to being with!" he shrugged. Dante and Vergil glared at him. K-chan giggles at what Nero just said.

K-chan : "Aww. You two. Nero-kun was just worry here. And beside. I do to think that the two of you-"She pointed her finger to where Dante and Vergil were standing as she added."Are really born 'Abnormity to being with!" she said as she grinned. Dante and Vergil looked at each other then turn to k-chan as the two both said.

Dante and Vergil : "Look who talking!.. 'The miss Personality Disorder Problem Girl' is talking to us!.. Ohhh… Is the end of the world and she even said that in a stupid way which she really is stupid to being with!" the twins said as K-chan left eyes brown and mouth twitched as a vein popped on her head as she yelled.

K-chan : "WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING THE PERSONALITY DISORDER PROBLEM GIRL, YOU WEIRD IDOITIC!!.. AND BESIDE THE TWO OF YOU ARE MORE OF A STUPID THAN.. THAN.. THAN… ICHIGO AND KADAJ IS!!" she said as everyone in the room raises their eye brown at her.

Kadaj and Ichigo : "WHO THE HECK YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING STUPID YA STUPID GIRL!!!" they said as K-chan, Vergil ,Dante, Ichigo and Kadaj beat each other up. Oz team and Akira and Ceil team and Teito team sweatdrop at them. Lockon sweat drop at K-chan and the other who were still beating each other up as he turned to face the new guest and said.

Lockon : sweat drop. "Don't mind them. They ALWAYS like that acting all 'Abnormality—" he said but was stopped as K-chan and the other 4 stopped beating each other up and looked to where lockon was as they said with a vein popped on their head.

K-chan , Vergil, Dante, Ichigo and Kadaj : "LOCKON. WHO YOU CALLING ABNORAMLITY!?!?!.. SAY THAT AGAIN AND YOUR DEATH MEAT YA HEAR US?!" they both said.

Lockon : sweat drop again as he mouth twitched. And said to K-chan and the other. "WELL SORRY FOR CALLING YOU GUYS 'THAT'!.. BUT WHO CAN NOT CALL YOU GUYS THAT WHEN YOU GUYS ARE ALL ACTING ABNORMALITY ALL THE TIME… Er.. Maybe sometime. Or by…UH. Depend on your mood!" he said as K-chan and the others said.

K-chan ,Vergil, Dante, Ichigo, Kadaj : " LET KILL HIM, GUYS!" they said as they chase Lockon who dash out the living room screaming like a girl for help!. Nero sweat drop as he sighed and face the new guest and he said.

Nero : "so what 'DO' you guy wanna do while K-chan and my Aniki are busy killing each other off!?"

Oz : "Ah.. We wanna ask if Were' in the right place or not?!.. I mean.. We might mistook the wrong person named Kina Liner—"he said but was cut off as Kenji come out of no where.

Kenji : "Nah. You guys are on the right place. Sissy did give you guys the address of: Parallel Abnormal Street no 000, block no. 100 liner. Right?!" he asked as Oz nodded. "Well.. This is the place you're looking for and welcome to our home. Don't mind about the people here being abnormal sometime cause they just are!" he said as Nero smacked him with a newspaper.

Kenji : "Ouch!.. What was that for Nero?!" he said as he rubbed his head.

Nero : "You and your words called Abnormal!.. I'm starting to think that you and your twin sister K-chan need an Personality Disorder therapy!.."

Kenji : "Huh?!.. And here I thought that you need a 'Love out Disorder Therapy!'" he said as Nero narrow his eyes at him and said.

Nero : "Who said I need that!?.."

K-chan : "K-chan said that you are an –" he was stopped as Nero put his hand in front of him and said.

Nero : "Stop!.. I get what you mean.. But shouldn't you listen to your abnormal twin?!"

Kenji : "Why would I do that!?.. She my sister, no?!"

Nero : sighed." Never mind… And beside. I think Dante-nii NEED to stop his brother complex on Vergil-nii.. Is driving me NUT!" he said.

Kenji : "Then why not take him to the 'Metal Hospital for Complex people so that they could see what they can do for him?!"

Nero : looked at him. "Was there even A hospital like that!?!?.. I think not… But whatever.. Let's just have fun at the swimming pool!!.." He said as he looked at the new guest and said. "You guys wanna join us at the pool while K-chan and my Aniki are still at it!?.. And beside If I where you guys. I wouldn't wait still they are done. Because they be over with in 3days before they run out of energy and drop dead!" he said as Teito, Ceil, Akira and Oz team sweat drop and nodded and follow him to the swimming pool.

When they got to the swimming pool all dressed in their swim suit. And saw Tamki, Sasuke, Allen and Edward and the others where dancing to the song of 'Kokoro no Tamago' of Bouno song. Nero and the others jaw drop at them. They even saw a naked Sephirot dancing on the pool. And Mello on the pool laying in a balloon bed wearing a black female swim suit and wearing a sunglass. Matt where drooling at the sight of Mello. Riku and Sora where singing alone to the song!. Mukuro where on the other table drinking his pineapple shake and dreaming about pineapple wonderland.

Nero then mad a slow motion dash to where the Cd player where and stopped the song as he picked the microphone up and said.

Nero :"N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.. WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU GUYS!!?!?.. HAVE YOU ALL GONE.. Uhhhhh…ABNORAMLITY DISODER PROBLEM!??!..NOOOO IS THE END OFF THE—"he didn't get to finish to what he was about to say when Squalo kicked him making him fall off the pool as everyone sweat drop at Nero.

Just then they heard a scream coming from above as they all looked up and saw Kadaj was being thrown out the 13th floor window again by Vergil as he screamed the 'Mommy!'.The he was about to fall in the swimming pool when the wind pushed him in the wrong direction as he hit the swimming pool floor with a loud thump! And sharky came crawling as it bite him. Everyone sweat drop at Kadaj.

Then everyone ignore Kadaj as Squalo turn on the music again as the song of 'Miina no Tamago' by the Shugo Chara egg!. Was played then everyone when and dance along to the song. Squalo were nodding his head to the beat of the music. Allen and Edward, Hibari, Allelujah and Xanus were singing while dancing the song. Even Break from Pandora Hearts joined Allen in the dance. Oz had his jaw dropped to the floor when he saw Break joined the dance. Kou too join the dances. Akira paled when Shirogane pulled his sleeve and making him join the dance. Hyuuga who is Ayanami Subordinate even joined the dance with a lollipop on his mouth while all the 07-Ghost team all eyed Ayanami as they saw his left hand twitched as his other Subordinate behaviour.

Just then K-chan open the door to the swimming pool area as everyone turned to look to who it was as Tamaki played the RIP on the piano that came out of nowhere as Ichigo Kadaj shiver and throw a ball size rock at Tamaki.

Bonk!

Thud!.

Ting!

Crack!

Tamaki : "OUCCCCHHHH!!!.. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR KADAJ!?!?"He said as everyone sweat drop at him and Kadaj.

Kadaj : "DON'T DARE PLAY THE R.I.P SOUND IS GIVING ME—UHH…I US A CREEP!!.."He yelled.

Tamaki : rubbed his head as he had a sweatdrop on his head as he said. "Well.. You didn't need to throw the rock ball at me!!.. Beside I was just giving everyone a warning!"

Kadaj : "For what?!"

Tamaki : "Oh I don't know. Maybe giving them a warning that K-chan might me up to something stupid. I uh.. Like the 'Truth or Dare' game again!"He said to Kadaj.

Tieria : risen his eye brown at Tamaki. "Then way do you always look happy when K-chan say let play 'Truth or Dare' all the time if you didn't like her stupid, abnormal, crazy out of order Dare idea?!" Tieria said as everyone sweat drop at how Tieria say that K-chan dare Idea where weird.

Tamaki : "Uhh… I don't know?.. Must be the tension?!"

Vergil : put his hand on his face as he said to Tamaki. "You know what?. I think K-chan infected your brain with. 'NO BAIN AT ALL!!" he yelled the last part at Tamaki ears.

Dante : "Don't you think is Abnormal brain too, Aniki?!" He insisted.

Vergil : he blinked. "Oh.. Yeah. And that one!" He said as everyone sweat drop at him.

Oz : "How come I got this bad feeling that where on the wrong side of the world?!.. Gilbert are you sure where still not in the 'Abyss realm?!" He asked.

Gilbert : rolled his eyes and said. "If we were in the 'Abyss' world I would know that I all time ago!" he said as he added. "And beside… Do you think the 'Abyss' had people like them?.." he asked as everyone glared at him. Allen comes near them as he added with a smile.

Allen : "And if this was what you called that again?. 'Abyss'?" he asked as Oz and Gilbert nodded. "Then if this was the 'Abyss world. The Earl would be here by now. Making that creepy laugh of him!" he said as Lavi and Tyki sweat drop at him.

K-chan : "Allen-chan. If this is not the 'Abyss' world. Then how come Tyki Miki is here?!"She asked as she pointed her finger at Tyki as Tyki said the 'Oi!' at her as she ignore Tyki glared.

Allen : "Ah.. Well… Then were doom!" He said as Tyki Glared at him will pulling out a baseball bat as Allen gulped. "A-Anu.. Tyki-pon.. Y-your gonna. Hit that on me are ya!?" He asked with a sweat drop on his head.

Tyki : "Oh. I won't if you won't insist that I'm a bad guy here!"

Allen : "But you are our Bad guy in the '-Man' show!" He pointed at finger at Tyki.

Tyki : "That was that. And here I'm not the Bad guy, so quite on calling me the bad guy one here. You making my Lavi-kun hate me even more!" he said as he gave Lavi a tied hug.

Lavi : "Tyki.. Can't..Breath!" He said as Tyki said.

Tyki : "Oh.. Sorry.." He said as he let Lavi go. Everyone sweat drop at them. Lavi looked between Tyki and Gilbert back and forth. Everyone also follow Lavi in looking between Tyki and Gilbert.

Tyki were wearing his black Head and head a cigarette in his mouth. The only different was Tyki was in his human form. Gilbert on the other hand. Had a black hat like Tyki and a cigarette was on his mouth

Both he and Tyki looked alike. The only different was. Tyki had his eyes in brown colour in his human form while Gilbert had golden eyes like the eyes that Tyki had when he is in his Noah form.

Everyone :"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!" They yelled at Tyki then turned to look at Gilbert. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" they yelled at Gilbert too as they looked at each other and.. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!."

K-chan : sweat drop at everyone as she rolled her eyes at everyone who were still yelling back and forth at Tyki and Gilbert. "I think everyone had a Personality Abnormal Disorder Brain Problem here!" she said as everyone looked at her and yelled the. 'AHHHHH!' as k-chan twitched her eyes as she smacked everyone head and said. 'WOULD YOU GUYS QUITE WITH THE OVER-REACTING!?!?.." she said.

Everyone : "Owwww… That hurt and Ohhhh!.. K-chan is mad is the end of the world!. Were doom!" they said as K-chan got pissed even more and started to beat everyone up with a baseball bat that she token from Tyki hand.

Gilbert : looked at Tyki.

Tyki : Looked at Gilbert. Then both sighed.

Lavi : Whisper to Tyki. "tyki-pon. Do you know him?. Cause he really look so much like YOU!" he said. Tyki blinked and said.

Tyki : "No I don't know him. And no I don't have a twin!."

Lavi : "But he really look like you!. And he also had a Golden eyes like you when your in your Noah form!." He said.

Gilbert : risen his eye brown. "Noah form?. What that?" he asked as Oz looked at Tyki and Lavi behind Gilbert looking cutely at them.

Tyki : sighed. "Is my black form. If you still don't get it I'll show you!" he said as his skin turned black colour and his eyes turn gold and a cross mark was showed on his forehead. He then grinned at Gilbert and Oz who had their mouth open. "See.. This my black form which sometime I call it my other form!." He said

Lavi : Grinned at Oz and Gilbert. "That why everyone where reacting like an idiot. Because You-"he pointed his finger at Gilbert as he added. "Looked so much like Tyki-pon!" he said then turned to look at Tyki as he said to him. "Nee-nee, Tyki-pon. Why not where a contact that had a colour gold so you and Gilbert would look like twins!" he said with a puppy dog eye at Tyki.

Tyki and Gilbert : Blinked then both said. "Heck. No way!.."

Tyki : "I'm not gonna do it. Lavi. It sounds stupid!"

Lavi : "But you look hotter with your Golden eyes. Tyki-pon!" He whinnies.

Tyki : Sweat drop as he said. "No mean No!"

Lavi : "PLEASE!!!" he gave Tyki his fake tears and puppy dog eye.

Tyki : Blinked then groan. "Fine!. I'll do it!.." He just really couldn't say no when Lavi gave him those cute look and puppy dog eye!. XD

Lavi : "YAY!. Love you. Tyki-pon!" Then he hugged Tyki.

Oz and Gilbert : blinked at the two as they asked. "You two are a couple?!" they asked as Lavi and Tyki nodded.

Tyki : "Why?"

Gilbert : looked at Oz as he said. "Well.. Me and Oz are actually.. Ya know.. Together!" he said trying to hide his blushing face by covering it with his hat. Tyki and Lavi blinked.

Tyki : "Ah… You and him!?" He asked as he pointed to Oz as the two both nodded. "Wow!.. But.. Isn't your Uke kinda pretty young?!. How old are you. Oz?" he asked.

Oz : blinked. "15..why?" he asked. (an : I dunno how old is Oz is. So I just made him '15' in my Fanfic.)

Tyki : "Nothing just wanna know. So you're the same as Allen."He said as he pointed his finger to Allen as Oz looked to who Tyki pointing too. "So. What about you uh.. Gilbert right?" he asked as Gilbert nodded."So how old are you Gil?" he asked when Gilbert twitched when Tyki used his nickname that Oz offend call him. Tyki notice it but didn't mind it.

Gilbert : "I'm 25. Why?" he said as Tyki blinked.(an : same.. With my reason to Oz!. I dunno how old is he in his 10 years self!)

Tyki : "Wow!. Where the same age!." He said as Oz and Lavi and Gilbert blinked then all eyed him. "What?!.. So I and Gilbert had the same age. So what the deal?!" he said as he glared at them. As he added. "By the way. Lavi here is 18!" he said as Lavi smiled at them. Lavi then walked near Oz and pat Oz head as he said.

LAvi : "That make me your Onii-chan then!" he said Oz just smiled at him while Gilbert just eyed the two.

Gilbert : 'getting friendly already. Master Oz?.. Oh well. If he happy about making new friend then I'm happy for him.' He thought.

K-chan : came near them after she done beating the other as he pull out a clipboard and a pen as she asked Gilbert and Oz. "Nee. Gil, Oz. Can I ask ya a question?" she said as the two nodded. "Are you a couple or not?. Same with you Akira, Ceil, Teito. I just wanna know so Kadaj here will go all nut so I can throw, kick. Punch and fed him to Sharky." She said with an evil friendly smile as Oz team and Ceil, Akira, Teito team sweat drop as Kadaj perked his ear up when K-chan mention those word.

Oz, Ceil and Teito where about to complain when there Seme beat them and said.

Gilbert : "Oh. You won't have to worry about that k. Oz and I are together. Vincent and Break over there are together too." He said.

Shirogane : "And K. Aki and I are together too. Well Kou also." He said and k-chan beamed in delight as she said the 'wow. Threesome pairing. Aw. Cute.' As everyone sweat drop.

Frau : "And Teito and I are together—" He said but was stopped as Haruka,Mikage glared and grr at him as he added. "—and along with Mikage and Haruka too." He said as he sweat drop. K-chan beamed in delight again as Misaki mumble something about. 'Yaoi freak' while Dino said something like. 'Aww,, Her yaoi addicted kicked in'

Sebastian : "Ciel and I are together—" he stopped when Grell pulled his sleeve and gave him a puppy dog eyes as Sebastian blinked and sighed as he added. "And Grell as well are together!" he said.

K-chan : blinked. "Then what about William and Undertaker-san?" he asked.

Grell : "they are together" he said. K-chan then looked at Akira. Akira gets what she going to ask.

Akira : sighed. "Kengo and Shiki are together" he said when Kengo and Shiki blush as K-chan beamed in delight at the information.

Kadaj : Had his mouth jaw dropped. "A-A-A.."

Vergil : "Don't get panicked now Kadaj if you don't want K-chan to kill you!" Kadaj then shut up which surprised by everyone as they all looked at him. Tyki blinked then smirked as he thought.

Tyki : 'Trying to be a good boy eh?. Will see about that!.' HE thought as he grabbed Lavi waist. Lavi shook his head to the side to see Tyki grinning at him as he was kissed by Tyki. Then Kadaj Exploded then panicked.

Kadaj :"GA-GA-GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!..AHHHH MY EYES MY INNOCENT EYEEEEEEEEESSSSSS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--!"He screams. K-chan twitched as she kicked kadaj. Kadaj was about to be thrown to the pool when the wind pushed him making me hit the wall. Everyone sweatdrop at him.

Allen : "I'm starting to think that Kadaj is Abnormal!" he sighed.

Lavi : "Maybe we need to take him to the metal hospital?" He asked while poking Kadaj head.

Vergil : "Nah. He just needs to get over with his "Anti-Yaoi things."

Dante : "Seriously. He needs to get over it. He had been here for years already and still can't get over it!"

Ichigo : "He just out of his mind"

Sasuke : "Nah. He need more than that. He needs to be feed by a shark!"

Nero : "Nah. I think we need to hit his head hard and make him forget that everyone here is gay!" he said as everyone looked at him. "What?!"

Allen : "You said the word gay?. Is sounded like your turning—"

Nero : "hold it!. Doesn't mean I said the word. Gay. Doesn't mean that I'm a—"

K-chan : "Yeah right. I saw you kissing Kadaj the other day!" she said making everyone looked at her then look at Nero.

Dante : "Nero.. Was that true?. "He narrows his eyes at his little brother.

Nero : "HELL NO!. K-chan were just making those up!. You know her—"He didn't get to finish to what he was about to say when K-chan pulled out a Picture of Him kissing Kadaj on the basket ball gym. He paled when he saw it. Everyone then turned to look and saw the picture. Dante and Vergil jaw dropped.

Thud!..

Everyone turn around and found Nero fainted.

TBC…

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Me: Sorry for the cliff-hanger!.... I'll add the continues of this chapter when I get a time to do it. Don't worry about it. I'll make the next chapter for this one tomorrow. ^_^ For now ja ne!..