I'd decided to cook dinner for Uryu, since my money had no value in this "Karakura" place. "Uryu, are you almost done?" I sat next to him and leaned on his shoulder to see what he was doing.
"Yea, just a minute, and…." He glanced over at me,"Oh my god! Aren't you supposed to be wearing your cloak thing?"
"But, Uryu!" I complained, "It's hot in here."
"Just please put a shirt on." He instructed.
"You're such a futty dutty, Uryu" I said, buttoning up my cloak.
"DINNER'S READY!" I called out from the kitchen. Uryu took a bite and spit it right back out.
"Are you crazy? That stuff is so spicy that it could burn through walls!"
"Uryu, I am, indeed, crazy and why do you have to yell so much?"
*In the morning*
"We're going to school? Awesome! I haven't been to school in years!"
"That explains quite a lot…" Uryu mumbled.
I slapped him on the back of the head. "OBJECTION!" I yelled "Your opinion is now shit, so kindly stfu. My IQ is 152."
*At school*
"The Soul Society? What's that?" I asked Uryu, who was talking to a sexy guy with orange hair. "And why are we going there?" He explained to me. I turned to the orange haired guy. "You're sexy." He blushed when I said that, "What's your name?"
"Um, Ichigo. Yours?" He asked me hesitantly.
"Himitsu," I said and leaned in close to his face and put on a seductive smirk, "Hichiroi." I whispered. His bottom lip quivered as if he wanted to kiss me.
"S-so, um, why are you staying with Uryu again?" He managed to stammer out.
"So he can protect me from Ester and Lester. They're molesters." He looked at me with an "ok then…" expression. "But I was looking for Kyu, silly! The door was open and I fell through the sky and meh boobehs grew, so my shirt ripped. Uryu fixed it and I ened up staying with him. And I had a nightmare."
What was it about?" Ichigo asked.
"I dreamed I couldn't go back. I-I was stuck here and I never got to see Dei-kun ever again." I said, and I couldn't stop myself from crying. I ran out of the classroom.
"Who's Dei-kun?" I heard him say as I raced down the hall.
Sorry, guys, I know my chapters are short, but I'll try to update as often as I can.