Yay! My first chapter off hiatus!! Enjoy!

J.D.'s POV

I stood around at the nurse's station a few hours later, trying to continue on with my day. Everyone around me was acting pretty grim. Carla wasn't barking out orders or gossiping with the other nurses, while Elliot's eyes were red and puffy. She was using those eyes to give me nasty looks. My stomach was still hurting from when she punched me. I figured that it'll just fade as I walked it off. Man, if Janitor never got sick, Turk and I would be doing The World's Most Giant Doctor right now. I have so much fun doing it!

That was when Dr. Cox strolled in with his businesslike manner, stopped over by where I was standing, shuffling through papers in a folder.

"Are those the test results?" Carla asked, finally breaking her long silence.

Dr. Cox nodded. "The test results for the chemicals," he said sternly. "Turns out that the chemicals that the Janitor has been using were banned and recalled in 1997 for making numerous people sick. Even killed some of them. The Janitor should consider himself pretty lucky that we helped him in time. A few more whiffs of this stuff and he could have been dead by now."

A few gasps filled the room with shock.

"Then how did Kelso get a hold of them if they were banned just eight years ago?" asked Carla in a worried voice. (Author's note: Since this is the fourth season, the story takes place in 2005).

"Well, my guess is that Kelso found some source that still had some of the chemicals." Dr. Cox continued. "They sold it to him for cheap."

"Then the best things for us to do are to get rid of of the cleaners, do our best to help Janitor, and go on with our lives!" Carla said, trying her best to be positive.

Elliot nodded and walked off to go check on another patient while I left the room to go check on Janitor. Elliot mentioned earlier that he woke up. I was hoping he wasn't awake now. But then my question was answered when Ted, Doug, and The Todd walked out from his room.

"You heard him, Brain Trust!" Todd said.

"Find Janitor's will!!" said Doug, "But where should we start looking?"

"Maybe in the cafeteria or somethin'" Ted said glumly.

They passed by me. A will? Why would he need a will? What does Janitor have that he'll let his Brain Trust have? I looked into the Janitor's room and saw that he was still lying there, with his eyes closed. Maybe he was trying to fall asleep again. There's no way I'm going in there, I thought to myself as I turned around and started walking back to the nurse's station. Scratch that. There's no way I'm going to help treat him. Why should I, after all the hell he's put me through?

Suddenly, I bumped into someone carrying a plastic bag with a gallon of milk in it. It was Turk!

"Turk!" I exclaimed. I looked at the milk in his hand. "What's with the milk?"

"Oh, Kelso asked me to get him some milk for his cake." replied Turk. "He asked for a gallon, since he has a huge cake that he's going to eat."

"Is he going to eat the whole thing by himself?" asked a choked up female voice. I spun around and saw that it was Elliot.

"Yup. He should share it with someone." Turk answered. "I don't get it, though. How can someone like me get type 2 diabetes, yet Kelso eats sugar by the truckload and he's healthy as a horse?"

"Well, bad things always happen to good people," Elliot said, with a tear streaming down her right cheek. Why is she still crying? Janitor fainted hours ago! She should have stopped by now.

"Turkelton!" boomed a voice. We turned around and saw Dr. Kelso, stomping in with another slice of cake. "How long does it take to get me a gallon of milk?"

"I had to go through the lunch rush traffic!" Turk explained, handing Kelso the milk.

I looked over at Elliot, who was giving Kelso an evil look. I wonder what she would do right now to Kelso? I tilted my head to the left to find out.

No POV

Elliot slid her hand underneath Kelso's plate of cake and smushed it into his face. Then, she kicked him in the nads. Kelso groaned in pain.

"That's what you get for almost killing Janitor!" screamed Elliot.

J.D.'s POV.

Note to self! Do not eat cake near Elliot for a long, long, time!

Turk's pager went off and he took it and looked at it. "Damn! I gotta go! Surgery's starting up!" he said as he took off. But by then, Kelso and Elliot were already gone. I zone out way too much for my own good.

Elliot's POV

That night, I lied in bed, thinking about the day's events. I left work at seven tonight, but before I left, I asked Laverne to keep an eye on Janitor and let me know if his condition goes south. So far, so good. No calls about Janitor. But it makes me sadder, knowing that Janitor is not at home right now, sleeping in his own, comfy bed. Well, I don't know about his bed. Maybe he sleeps on a couch or something. But he's sleeping in a hospital bed, scratchy blankets and all.

I yawned, closed my eyes, and drifted off to sleep.

The next thing I know, I'm wearing a long, pink, flowing gown and I'm walking slowly down some stairs. My hair was all dolled up. I mean, it was long and flowing nicely, unlike how my hair is now, which is all short and shaggy. I looked down and noticed three guys standing there, all wearing fancy tuxedos. Then I realized that I was at a ball. I noticed that people were dancing all in the same way, slowly, and having a good time.

"Dance with me, my fair Elliot!" One of the men said as I reached the end of the stairs. Ugh. It was J.D. What's he doing here? His tuxedo was disheveled, kind of like how most of his clothes are.

"No! Dance with me!" Dr. Cox said as he pushed J.D. aside, causing him to crash into the jazz band. "I'm a real man. He should be wearing one of those dresses, if you ask me."

"Who turned out the lights?" J.D. asked, with a tuba on his head. "I can't breathe! YAAAAA!!" He began to run aimlessly in circles until he fell on the floor. "Don't help me! I can help myself!"

"Well, neither of you is going to dance with her!" said Dr. Kelso, ignoring J.D.'s plea for help. "Because I will!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" boomed a loud, female voice. "YOU'RE DANCING WITH ME, BOB!"

"Gotta go! Escaping from Enid!" Kelso said, bolting out the door.

I stood there, debating on whether to dance with J.D. or Dr Cox, but then I heard someone's footsteps behind me. I turned around and saw Janitor, wearing the best looking tuxedo out of all the guys. Kind of like how Beast wore in the Disney movie, but when he wasn't a beast. He smiled at me and held out his hand. I smiled back and took my hand into his. We walked out to the dance floor, where we began to waltz. While we were dancing, I caught a glimpse of Turk and Carla waltzing near us. Carla, wearing a purple gown with her hair straightened out and fixed up, saw us and smiled.

Suddenly, the fancy music ended and the other couples walked away to take a break. Suddenly, Janitor and I leaned in closer to kiss...then there was a buzzing sound.

I opened my eyes and saw that it was the alarm clock, buzzing that it was 10:00. I also realized that I was in my bed, tangled up in my blankets.

"Frick!" I yelled. It was just a dream! I sighed and pulled the covers away. Off to work again! But at least I get to check on Janitor.