Finally I could move and talk again. I grabbed the remote off of the arm rest, and hurriedly grabbed the remote, and paused the movie.

"Emmett!" I shouted. "W-" My mouth fell open in shock, but I recovered quickly. "Why would you do that! I probably acted like a lunatic, and now I have a hangover, and Charlie probably thought you kidnapped me or something, and it's not even legal!" I ranted like a lunatic, as I finally put all the pieces together.

"I'm only 18 and you're supposed to be 21! And then you-"

I stopped mid-sentence. No longer angry, I just felt calm and indifferent.

"Jasper." I hissed with as much anger as I could conjure up. "Don't do that! He deserves much more then me being pissed at him!"

Everyone laughed, even Edward snickered.

Emmett raised one finger as their laughter died down.

"One, because I didn't need to be Alice to know it would be funny."

He was answering my questions, each time he said a number, he'd hold up the same number of fingers.

"Two, Yes you did. It was hilarious!" He grinned, then continued. "Three, I am sorry about that. I forgot about that part of being drunk. I hope the stuff Alice gave you works. Four, no he doesn't. Alice called him. You both stayed up so late planning the wedding, you fell asleep." I nodded, that sounded legit.

"And five, who cares!"

I sighed.

Emmett reached over towards the remote I was holding tightly. "You know…" he grinned. "You don't have to watch the video… you could just never know what embarrassing things you did yesterday…I mean for all you know… you could have gotten knocked up by a hobo… or you could have discovered Atlantis."

Rosalie smacked his arm, but Emmett just grinned. I yanked the remote out of his reach, sighed again, and pressed play.

The me on the TV, looked back and forth between Alice and Edward, and then put a hand on both their chests.

"Now… both of you need to stop." I slurred. "Fighting is wrong!"

Edward had sighed.

Then Jasper spoke up, "Alice, how long is she going to be like this?"

Her eyebrows had pulled together, and she had been concentrating. "I don't know." She finally said. "All I'm getting is flickers… And they keep changing!"

"Why do you think that is?" Emmett said, zooming the camera in on Alice's face.

She shrugged. "I guess it's because Bella is so drunk… even she doesn't know what she's going to do. She keeps changing her mind."

That was very easy to believe, I was still swaying back and forth like a scuba diver.

Then I had waved my hands in the air, as if trying to get someone's attention. "Helllooo!" I'd yelled stretching my lips out so far I looked like the lead singer of Aerosmith. "I'm right here!" I tried to roll my eyes (I assume that was what I was trying to do) but they just ended up bouncing from side to side. "So why are ya talking about me like um not?"

Everyone both on and off the screen laughed.

"Stop it!" I had commanded in a very tough voice, that surprised me, I never talked like that. No on stopped laughing.

"Stop laughing at meh!" I screeched. If anything, the laughter got louder.

Then I'd walked over to Edward and slapped him.

The laughter on the screen stopped laughing, but everyone around me was laughing so hard, that if any of them still needed to breathe, they'd have suffocated.

I was horrified.

I looked over at Edward, shocked. "I'm so sorry." I mouthed.

He nodded, still laughing.

I turned the volume up on the TV, so I could still hear what was going on.

"Line up!" I'd ordered like a drill sergeant.

For some reason, they obeyed. I think it was because they had still been in shock. Who knew I could be so fierce?

"Okay… now I am going to give ew all code names." I'd babbled, my voice never losing the commanding tone.

I started with Jasper, and walked down the line, giving them there nicknames as I passed.

"Mood swinger."

"Demon Pixie"

"Emmy Bear." Emmett face had fallen at that one. "Emmy Bear!" He'd protested. Off of the screen, Emmett stopped laughing. "Couldn't you think of anything cool?" He asked me, smiling.

I ignored him, I figured all Jasper would let me do was ignore him.

"Desert Rose" I'd said to Rosalie. Emmett had protested again. "How come she gets a cool one!"

"Shut up!" I commanded, and for some reason, he obeyed.

Then I giggled. , the idea of me commanding a room full of vampire was hysterical.

Then I was at the end of the line. "Sexy Eddie!" I yelled.

In present time, my face fell, and everyone else broke into another round of hysterics.

I'd walked up and down the line again, my arms crossed behind my back, a serious expression on my face. I looked like a general debriefing his army.

"Okay everyone!" I'd yelled. 'Here iz what we are going to do." My drunken lisp was barely noticeable as I fired out orders.

"Emmy Bear! Find me a romantic comedy to watch! Desert Rose make sure he doesn't get anything X rated."

Of the screen, I giggled at that, Emmett made a face, and everybody else was still laughing too hard to form a coherent sentence.

Back on the TV, I screamed at Jasper.

"Control their emotions! Don't let them get too lusty! I want the movie within the hour!" For a moment Emmett had actually looked disappointed.

I continued on with my tirade.

"Sexy Eddie get me some pancakes!" Edward had looked like he was going to protest, but I moved on to Alice before he could say anything.

"Demon Pixie, give me a make-over!"

Alice had actually jumped up and down.

I'd groaned, off the screen. Then mumbled, "I think I just gave the demon permission to torture me.