HAY!! SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED LATELY!! I've been bussy w/ school and my other stories. but,

HERE IS CHAPTER 2 (it suck. you've benn warmed)

Ouran High School Host Club #2: How'd You Hide Those?

It was a beautiful day as the host club opened the doors to the garden they were hosting in.

Everyone: "Welcome!"

Ouran Host Club – Cherry Blossom Viewing Banquet. All the beautiful young ladies and hosts were sitting, drinking tea and talking.

Tamaki: "My princess, which cup of tea would you like to drink from? The Foley cup? The Worcester one? Or this Susie's Gardenia?"
Girl #1: "They're so lovely."
Girl #2: "These are British antiques, right?"
Girl #3: "What type do you like Tamaki-kun?"

Tamaki grabbed her hand and brought their faces closer together.

Tamaki: "Of course, I'd choose the princess here for take out, please."
Girl #3: "Oh, Tamaki-kun, that's…"

Natsuma just stared in disbelief.

Natsuma: "Is he always like this?"
Kyouya: "Sadly yes, but I don't complain. It keeps the ladies happy and brings us many customers."

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The twins were off hosting some other girls as well.

Hikaru: "You've never been to the Covent Garden?"
Girl #1: "No. I've only been to Portobello as far as antique markets are concerned."
Kaoru: "This place is quiet enchanting. The Victorian wares were pretty much bought from there."

Suddenly, Kaoru's hand accidentally, or not, knocked over the tea that was on his tray.

Hikaru: "Kaoru!"

He grabbed his little brothers' hand and kissed his finger where he got burned. All the girls stared at the scene, ready to squeal at their unrequited brotherly love.

Hikaru: "Geez, it's because you were looking elsewhere. All you need to look at is me."
Kaoru: "Hikaru…"

One of the girls' finally crack and swayed in her chair.

Girl #1: "Ahh, I can't take it anymore! It's so beautiful!"
Girl #2: "That's such a waste! You should take it in carefully! This is a very important scene!"

Out of nowhere, Kyouya appeared. He had a few cherry blossoms in his hand.

Kyouya: "Exactly my guests. Just like these cherry blossoms, beauty is such an ephemeral entity. It will always look different each moment of the day. And so…"

In his hand appeared a magazine with the twins on the cover.

Kyouya: "I've made a photo collection that captures all these beautiful scenes that go on everyday. By the way, there's a version of each one of our club members. Including our newest requite. If you buy them all, there's also a special set price."

Natsuma heard him and sweat dropped.

Natsuma: "I don't even want to know how he got a picture of me."
Girl #1: "I'll buy them!"
Girl #2: "All of them!"
Natsuma: "So that's how you fund yourselves, but when were pictures of us taken?"

The twins came up to her and put there hands on her shoulders.

Hikaru and Kaoru: "He has his ways."

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Honey was mixing the drink and accidently spilled too much again. The girls didn't mind they just took it and drank it with their sushi.

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(a/n: for those of you who remember, I'm skipping the whole ordeal with them trying to conceal her. now, it's time for her to reveal herself)

After Tamaki had finished yelling at the twins, he as well as the rest of the female population (who had pulled the curtain open all the way) watched as Natsume unbuttoned her shirt and turned to show them her body. They all (including the hosts) gasped as they saw her tight, ripped MALE abs. Her (or rather his) body was so lean and built just right. The abs were firm, the shoulders were lean, and the face and rest of the body was practically sculpted to perfection and glowing.

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After the examinations had finished, Kyouya called all the hosts to the host room.

"Alright I think you know why we're all here." He and everyone else turned towards Diamond. "Diamond, care to tell us how you did that little trick in there?"

"Alright, alright. I'll tell." she sighed. "Look, I know that this may sound weird, but I'm not a normal person. I have these powers in me. I use them to help people. No, I'm not saying that I'm a superhero or anything, and I'm not the only one like me. Well actually, everyone else usually only has one power. Like the power to move things with their minds or to read minds, or even to make bombs with their hand or outta things. Our powers are actually called alices. I'm unique because instead of only having one alice, I actually have every one you can think of." She finished with a sigh before adding a little more. "That thing you say me doing in there, it was an illusion. I hope you knowing this won't affect how you feel about me and my staying here."

Before she could even blink, four pair of arms enveloped her in a giant tight hug. Tamaki, the twins, and Honey kept telling her how they didn't want her to leave. With that problem out of the way, the Host Club began to really get interesting.

To be continued...

I hoped you liked it. The other chs will be better. Promise. I just needed to "steel" those chs.

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