"Usagi-san! Look what I bought from the market!" Misaki said excitedly as he bounced in the room.
"Hmm? What is it?"
"Sugarcane!"
"What?"
"Sugarcane I said. Sugarcane!"
"What's that?"
Misaki gasped. "You don't know what sugarcane is?"
Akihiko shook his head.
"Well, it's where you get sugar from, duh."
"Is it sweet?"
"Of course it's sweet! I just said that it's where you get sugar from!" Misaki said. "You don't know how you eat it don't you?"
"No."
After a few minutes, Misaki and Akihiko were in the living room with the sugarcane that Misaki bought on the table.
"Umm…Misaki? I don't see why you eat a stalk of a plant."
"Just wait and see Usagi-san."
"I'd rather have sex than wait. I don't like sweets anyway."
"Trust me, you'll love it!" Misaki said.
Akihiko sighed and took one sugarcane. He bit a part of it then started chewing.
Misaki, not noticing what the other was doing, took a sugarcane and broke into two with all his might. "Okay Usagi-san, this is how you eat a sugarcane. You break it in two and then suck at the open ends. See- Hey? Are you listening?" Misaki looked at Akihiko and saw him just biting into the sugarcane. His jaw opened almost falling to the floor.
"Hmm…I guess it's kind of sweet." Akihiko said.
"U-Usagi-san! What are you doing? You don't eat it like that!"
"You don't?"
"No! I just showed you the correct way how to eat it! And you weren't listening!"
"Oh…So am I going to have sugarcane grow out of my ears now?"
"I-I don't think that that's possible."
"You know what's growing, Misaki?"
"Hmm? What?"
"Look down there."
Misaki blushed. "U-Usagi-san! What are you thinking?"
"Well, I saw you sucking on the sugarcane and…"
"Pervert!"
"Misaki, make it go away."
"No way you pervert!" He shouted.
Akihiko took him to their room anyway.
I am never buying sugarcane ever again!
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