My writer's block died so I had the most epic idea for "Paramour." Jane and Lisbon… At the mall! Hayley and Chris are with Lisbon, too. Hehe, I can never make them alone!!!!! LOL they will be in this chapter though. The characters are not mine except Hayley and Chris.

The Mall

"Yus!!!! We are at the mall!!!" Chris squealed. Hayley gave her a "what the fuck' glance and Lisbon ignored her. They all got out of the car.

"Where are we going to go?" Lisbon asked both of them. They grinned.

"HOT TOPIC!!!" Hayley screamed.

"I just go for the Twilight crap." Chris said.

"CHRIS!!!!" You traitor!!!" Hayley and Lisbon gasped.

"I just like Alice, Jacob, Carlisle, and Seth."

"YAY!" Lisbon said relieved she didn't like Bella or Edward.

"Where are going to, Lisbon? Victoria Secret?" Chris asked.

"No…"

"Then where!?!?!"

"Look, can we go in!?" Hayley budded in.

They all went inside. Hayley spotted Hot Topic. "Got to go, my store awaits." Chris giggled. "Wait for me!"

Lisbon laughed at them. Wonder what crazy band tees Hayley will come out with. Lisbon said as she walked into the store behind them. Hayley came out in a Linkin Park band tee. "What do you think?"

"I like it." Lisbon remarked.

Hayley went into the dressing room and came out with an Atreyu Congregation of the Damned band tee. "Hah??"

"YUS!!!" Lisbon stated. Chris popped out in a Team Jacob hoodie. "Hmm??"

"I like it." Lisbon said with a smile. "I want to get some tee shirts." She went around the whole store. "Hayley!" she called. "I found some zombie shirts!"

Hayley sprinted to the sound of Lisbon's voice. She stared at the shirts, half drooling. "Oh. My. God." She grabbed one of each and went into the changing rooms. Lisbon did the same. They both came out with on that said 'Zombie' on it on orange and yellow letters. On the bottom it said, 'The dead are among us.' It had 3 bloody zombies on it. The others shirts were dedicated to zombie movies (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombieland etc.) Lisbon purchased her things and left Hayley and Chris there to buy more stuff. I guess I should go to Victoria Secret for lingerie. She thought making her way there. She took her iPod out and listened to it.

"HEY LISBON!!!!!" she heard a shout.

Chris must have found a Jacob plushy at Hot Topic. She thought. She turned around and found Jane screaming at her. Her eyes widened and she turned around and hustled away to her store. She went in. Safe! She thought. She went into the bra section, feeling a little uneasy. I should have went to Gilly Hicks she thought. She looked through. Pink, pink, and more pink!!!! AHHH!!!!!! Finally a black one!! She looked at size. D30… My breasts are not THAT big! She thought. Maybe they got one in C30… She looked around. Yes! She picked it up. Yup, this was it! She took that and purchased it. She didn't take a bag and put it in her Hot Topic bag. Hmm… Now w- Oh God, Jane found me. She was about to run away when her body moved TOWARDS him. Her body was a traitor.

"Hey, Lisbon." He looked down at her bag. "One bag? And from Hot Topic too? Wow."

"Yeah." Was all she could say.

"So I was wondering if-"

"LISBON!!!!"

"Oh God."

Hayley took a black bra from Victoria Secret and wore it on her head.

"HEY!!" she yelled. "Oh hi, Jane."

Lisbon face palmed.

"Hi." Chris ran in with a pink bra on her head.

"Let's go get something to eat!" Lisbon suggested.

"PIZZA." Jane, Hayley, and Chris chorused.

"Sure."

They all settled in the food court. Jane and Lisbon were alone while Hayley and Chris got the pizza.

"What did you get?" Jane asked.

"Woman stuff."

"Can I-"

"No!"

"Please."

"No."

"Fine, you leave me no choice." He went in and kissed her.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Lisbon thought.

"AWWW SO CUTE!!" Chris squealed.

Hayley made the O.O face. She put the pizza down on the table. "Ahem!!!"

They broke the kiss, Lisbon blushing and Jane smirking.

They ate the pizza in silence. Then, Jane hand trailed up her thigh in a way to tease her. She squealed. Hayley and Chris gave her a WTF look. She just gave a small smile. After they finished, Chris and Hayley went back shopping and Jane and Lisbon lounged.

"You know you liked it."

"What?"

"The kiss and when I touched your thigh."

"Keep telling yourself that."

"Oh, so if I did this," He trailed arm around her waist. "And decided to do this," he kissed her neck. "You wouldn't care?"

All she did was blush.

"That's what I thought, too." He smirked at her and kissed her neck again.

"It's fascinating the way your mind works." She said at last.

"I get that a lot."