Disclaimer: I will eat you now. *noms your face* Jane and Lisbon are Bruno's not mine. Now, let me type before I forget what I want to… I forgot…

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I REMEMBER NOW!!!!! You all are going to like this one! :D

Camping

Never let Jane talk you into camping when he only packs one tent. NEVER. It was my mistake because Chris and Taylor were home. They pushed me out of the house with a sleeping bag, some clothes for sleeping, food, water, and my iPod. Well, lest they were nice enough to give me all that, especially my iPod. If they haven't I would have listen to Jane singing "Bad Romance" and other songs way off key. Soon, we got out of the car and into the wilderness. I clutched my belongings for dear life. I checked my watch. 1:00 pm. It's going to be a long day. We hiked for some time silently, (well, I had my iPod on so, you can't really say silent) until Jane screamed.

"Ahhhhh!!!!!" he screeched.

"What!?!?!" I said, fully alarmed.

"A LIZARD!!!!!" he hollered and pointed. The lizard was harmless. I stared blankly at him. Then, I patted him on the shoulder. "There, there, Jane. Let's go."

He nodded and led the way once again. At about 5 pm, we stopped at our campsite. Jane tried putting up the tent with effort but, failed. I told him to let me do the tent and for him to get the firewood. He left and I got the tent up, twice as better than Jane can ever do. I smiled at my work. Then, I got my stuff settled in. I called up Sammie, telling her I didn't get mauled by a bear.

"Are you SURE!?!?" she asked.

"Yup, I got to go."

"K, bye."

I hung up. I will be the one mauling the bear. I smirked to myself. I went outside. I marveled the view. Since we were around a cliff, we were able to see the crystallize waters and the beauty of the sunset. I breathed. Wonderful. I smiled. I must have been so captivated by the beauty because I almost leaped off the cliff when someone grabbed me from behind. I spun around on my heel; ready to push a bear in the snout. Two devilish eyes stared back at me, with a mischievous leer.

"You little son of a gun." She glared.

"I get that a lot." He smirked at her.

"Don't ever do that again!"

"No promises."

She glared as released his grip, walking back to the tent. He followed her. "We can have food now?" Jane asked.

"Yes."

We took out the stuff we packed.

"Taylor only gave me a fricking chocolate bar!?!?! WHAT?!?!!" I picked up the bar. "Well, food is food." I nibbled at it violently. Jane stared enviously.

"Do you have another-?"

I threw an extra one at him.

"Thanks." He ate it.

As we finished eating a crappy dinner, I quickly checked my watch. "Already 7:30? Wow."

Jane grabbed my wrist (make me hold in a shudder) with the watch to see as well. "Wow is right."

I took her arm back and got up. I walked over to the tent.

"Where are you going?" Jane called.

"To get changed!" I replied.

"Oh, okay then."

I hurried inside the tent and changed from my tee and slacks to a tank top that showed a lot of… cleavage and some black shorts. I took out my slick ponytail and shook it out. Ahh, I feel like a normal woman. I gave a small giggle at the thought of myself normal. I put her iPod in my pocket just incase I needed it and walked out of the tent. When I came out, I caught Jane doing a double take with wide eyes. Whoa, I must thank Sammie for giving Lisbon those clothes. Jane thought with a smirk. I sat down with the 'If you say anything, I will pound your ass so hard you will bleed' look. He kept smirking.

"Where did you get that top? I never thought a woman like you would wear something like THAT."

It was my turn to be embarrassed. I blushed a small pink shade.

"This was what Sammie gave me."

Jane got up. "I'm going to change."

"You do that." Lisbon said, putting my ear buds in and turning on my iPod.

Jane went into the tent.

I feel calm. It's a miracle. I thought while taking in the melody of "Turn It Off." I literally almost fell asleep by the lull of Josh Farro's guitar, until a gentle breeze on my cheek. I turned. Nothing… Weird. I turned back to the view on the lake, glistening in the sunset. I turned off my iPod to enjoy the view more. I breathed in the air. I sighed. I went back into the tent. I opened it up and gave a 'what the fuck' face. Jane was only in boxers, (which clutched at his ass) and he tousled his boyish blond curls. He was giving me a seductive smile. Now I knew what he wanted.

"No sex."

He gapped at me. "Why??"

"Because I said so and I'm your boss. So, no."

"I did all this for nothing!"

"Yes you did."

I looked outside at the charcoal black sky. I checked my watch with a yawn. 9:00 it read. I yawned again. Stupid yawns. I felt something rub up against my side. It was Jane.

"Are you tired?" he asked me.

"No I'm good." I lied. I was tired, but I'm not going to sleep until he does.

He stared humming some kind of sound in my ear. A lullaby. I shifted away from him.

"You don't want to hear my song?"

"No I don't!" I snapped with a small yawn.

"Why don't you go asleep?"

"CAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING BAD!!!!"

He stood there like I just schooled him. "Oh, okay."

"Sorry." I said with a small smile. You should just stamp the word 'fail' on my forehead while you're at it!

He smirked at me. "It's fine."

He's planning something. He's smirking. My thoughts said, pointing the obvious out.

"What are you planning?" I asked meekly.

"Nothing." He took a step closer.

I moved back, kind of frightened. "Jane."

He dashed behind me. I did a stunned double take in my temporally daze. He grabbed me by the waist, pulling me down with him. I thrashed once we hit the ground.

"Let go!!!" I yelled.

He smirked as I felt his hands traveling up my t shirt and placed them on my sides. I shuddered. His hands were so warm and soft. I felt his hands slowly tracing at them, in a teasing way. Why is he teasing me like this? This is torture! Screw limb pulling machines, this is much worse. I tried to squirm away from this but, he squeezed my sides, making squeal. I covered my mouth. Fuck. He chuckled at me.

"I love you, too." He said, joyous of the reactions he was getting from me. He did it again making me squeal harder. I thrashed.

"Stop it!!!!" I punched at his chest.

He immediately let go of me. I rolled over onto my sleeping bed as he rolled closer to me.

"Sweet God." I said.

"You liked it. Even though you hated it, you liked it at the same time."

"So? You liked my reaction."

"I never thought you would… squeal."

"Well, I'm sorry then!"

"No, it's was fine. I was actually happy that you make some kind of girlish sound."

I blushed. "I'm a woman; I have to make some kind of feminine sound."

"And it is very cute." He grinned.

"I get that a lot."

"Really now?"

"No, just kidding."

"Oh, okay then."

I went into my sleeping bag, checking the time one more time. 11:00 pm. Wow, time flies when you are having fun. I snuggled into the bag and turned to Jane who was already in the sleeping bag, staring at me. And he was surprising very close to me. He was so close that if he wanted to, he could poke the hell out of me all night.

"Goodnight, Jane."

"Goodnight, Lisbon." He nuzzled my arm with his curls, making me smile.

"Alright, Jane. Stop." I said with a small giggle.

"Okay." He smiled and fell asleep.

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"Are we there yet??" Jane whined.

"Almost there." I called.

5 minutes later, I parked at my place. Sammie ran out the door. "DID YOU GUYS DO IT!?!?!"

I blushed. "No!!!"

"Did you get mauled by a bear?" Hayley asked.

"No." Jane replied.

"Oh, good. DID YOU GUYS DO IT!?!?"

I face palmed. No matter what, they are my fails.