Paramour Chapter 12: Dances With Wolves, a mentalist fanfic

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Dances with Wolves

"Lisbon! You got mail!" Hayley yelled from the computer.

Lisbon came down from the stairs and looked at her email:

Lisbon-

Tonight, will be our CBI ball.

"Crap, Sammie! Get my good clothes out!" Lisbon called.

Sammie was already running up the stairs.

"You are going to impress Jane!" Hayley said in a singsong voice.

"NO!" Lisbon kept reading.

We strongly advise for you to look formal and professional. For the ball, you MAY bring along TWO family members, max.

Hayley grinned. Lisbon rolled her eyes.

The party will start at 7:00 sharp. Be there at least 15 minutes early. PLEASE DON'T ARRIVE LATE. That sets a bad example for us. Thank you.

-Minelli

Lisbon's eye twitched. Hayley grinned. "BRING MEH WITH YOU!" Hayley begged.

"NOES!" Lisbon retreated to her room. She checked the clock. 2:00?!?!? She ran around in tiny circles in her room. That's when her phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Please."

"FINE, HAYLEY!" she snarled and hung the phone up.

The phone rang again.

"Hello!?!"

"Can Taylor come?"

"YES!" she hung up again.

The phone buzzed and she screamed.

"WHAT NOW HAYLEY!?!?" she screamed.

"…Hi?"

"… Oh hi, Jane."

"… Not gonna ask. Hey you got the email?"

"Yeah."

"You going?"
"Have to."

"Yeah, want me to pick you up?"

"No, it's f-"

Taylor ran into her room and grabbed the phone. "We will gladly accept your offer!"

"Lovely." He hung up. Taylor hung up and gave Lisbon her phone back. She ran away after that to get ready. Lisbon sighed and shook her head. She went to her closet.

I'm not wearing a dress. She found a jade green blouse; pretty formal and her black slacks. Shower time. She walked into the bathroom to take a shower. She felt the hot water pound at her back. It said the same words as she thought.

You're blushing, you're blushing…

She stepped out of the shower, feeling so alive. She checked the clock. 4:00??? Wow. She went into her room to change. I have no formal shoes :( She thought. She went into Hayley's room.

"Hayley, you got any formal shoes?" she saw Hayley styling her fringe. Bad time to ask her. When she is doing her hair and you ask her something, she will eat you. Thankfully, Hayley threw some spiked 4 inch heels at her.

"Thanks!" she went back to her room.

She sat down on her bed and put them on. She looked down at them.

Least they cover my toes. Didn't do shit to them yet. She thought bitterly. She jumped off her bed and walked to her mirror, gracefully. WHERE THE HELL IS MY EYE SHADOW!?!? … Taylor! She ran to Taylor's room to see her putting on a light rose colored dress.

"Where is my eye shadow?!?!" Lisbon glared.

Taylor went to her nightstand and threw it to her. Lisbon ran back to her room checking the time. 5:00. She draped eye shadow on her eyes for that smoky emo effect and plastered some neutral colored lipstick on. She grinned. Oh hell yeah! Now, the hair. She took her raven hair out of the ponytail. She combed it out. Hmmmmmm… AH-HA! She put it back into a ponytail, but style some stands to drape down on her cheeks.

"YAY!" she grinned happily. She looked down at her nails. Chocolate brown Thank Jesus Chris forced me to get them done today. She sat downstairs and waited for her cousins. Hayley came down first. She was wearing her usually one-eye-covering-emo fringe with the tips dyed black. She put silvery eye shadow to make her reddish brown eyes pop. She wore no blush, mascara, or lipstick. She wore a black pixie cut dress that was ripped. To top it off, she wore her spiky boots. Literally, there were spikes all over the boots. Lisbon shook her head.

"God, I don't understand you."

Hayley plopped down next to her. "I know."

Taylor came down next. She wore an elegant dusty rose colored dress and white peep toes. She had red blush, red lipstick and purple eye shadow. She even had mascara on! She sat next to them.

"It's 6:30…" Taylor whined.

"Let's play Scrabble!" Lisbon laughed.

"No! I fail at that game!!" Hayley moaned.

The doorbell rang.

"YAY!!!!" Hayley and Taylor screamed and ran for the door.

"JANE!!!!!" they squealed.

He smirked at them and hugged them. They giggled.

"Hai dere." They all said at once and let go of each other.

"Lisbonbon?!" Taylor looked around for her.

"Here." Lisbon chimed in with a small smile.

Jane's eyes widened and jaw dropped a bit.

"Lis-Lis-Lisbon you look HAWT!!!!" he teased her, wanting to see some color on her cheeks. He got exactly what he wanted because the blood was rushing to her cheeks. "Jane!" she yelled.

He grinned with a 'Mission Accomplished' face on.

"Let's go!" Hayley and Taylor yelled as they got in the back of the car. Lisbon shook her head and walked into the passenger seat. Moments later, Jane was starting up the car and going to the CBI building.

"Ew! Pop music." Lisbon groaned and changed the radio to a hard rock station.

"YUS!!!" Hayley said, singing the words to the song playing. Hayley and Lisbon high fived. Taylor gapped. "EW!!!"

Hayley's jaw dropped. "You don't like rock? SHAME!"

"No, I don't. I like pop and rap."

Lisbon gasped. "Shame, Taylor! SHAME!"

"I don't like hard rock either." Jane agreed.

Lisbon and Hayley gasped as Taylor gave a 'Thank you' to Jane.

"What?"

"Hard rock is awesome!!!!" Hayley said.

"Yeah!" Lisbon agreed.

"All they do is scream random words!"

"That's more metal but some hardcore rockers scream." Hayley corrected.

"And, they're screaming is amazing. Well, it's more growling to them." Lisbon smirked at Jane.

"So? The guitar is just impulsive!"

"Oh, fuck." Hayley mumbled.

Lisbon blew up. "NO IT IS NOT!! I play electric guitar and it is NOT impulsive!"

Jane's eyes widened. "Sorry, sorry. Did not know you played guitar."

"Electric guitar, smart one!"

"Electric." Jane turned to Taylor. "Is she on PMS?" he whispered.

"JANE!" she growled but couldn't help to smile. "Keep your eyes on the road!"

"You got it, princess."

"PRINCESS!?!? SINCE WHEN AM I 'PRINCESS!??!'"

"Yeah, she is on her PMS stage." Taylor laughed.

10 MINTUES LATER….

"ARE WE DERE YET!?!?!" Hayley moaned.

"NO!!!" Jane and Lisbon screamed in unison.

"Awww…"

"Oh my God, we are here!!" Taylor screamed and pointed to the building.

Lisbon stared and put her hood up on her hoodie. Jane saw her.

"Oh, you are SO not wearing THAT! It's a formal dance! Not some bar!!" he grabbed her waist and started tugging it off. Her core burned at the contact. She tried her hardest to fight of that… feeling.

"Noes!!!" she yelled and grabbed at his hands.

Taylor and Hayley watched in amusement.

This is going to be a fun night. They both thought and nodded at each other.

"These are my cousins, Taylor and Hayley,"

"Hi." They both smiled at Minelli.

He grinned a little. "Hi." He shook their hands.

Taylor left to go to the dance floor to find some guys and Hayley ran to the DJ requesting her favorite songs. Lisbon snorted at them.

"Lovely bunch you got there." Minelli laughed.

"Oh yeah."

He grinned. He was searching for someone.

"Looking for your girlfriend?"

"Yup."

She was shocked. "Leave you to it." She walked away to restore peace to the havoc her cousins brought. Surprisingly, no one was hurt, thank God. She watched Taylor use her flirtatious powers on an attractive guy. It was working a hell of a lot. Hayley was with the DJ, singing along to every song he played.

"Hey, Lisbon!"

"Van Pelt, Rigsby. About damn time."

They grinned. Van Pelt was in a fiery red gown with a white belt choking at her waist. She wore little makeup, she looked better without it. Rigsby was in a brownish suit with a blue tie and black dress shoes. She smiled at them. They were cute together, if only… STOP IT, TERESA! It won't even happen!!!

"Go enjoy yourselves." She smiled.

"Um… sure?" Van Pelt questioned. She tugged Rigsby along.

"She is in a good mood." Rigsby whispered to Grace.

"Yeah…"

That's when Cho came in. He wore a light blue suit with a dark blue tie and brown dress shoes. He was holding someone's hand. A woman's hand. Lisbon jaw dropped. He has a date too!?!? Maybe it's his sister or something. Oh, screw it! Everyone has a date 'cept me! Even Taylor got to dance with a pretty hot guy. And that DJ keeps staring at Hayley with those eyes and Hayley keeps smiling with him. Wow I fail when it comes to love.

"Hey Lisbon!"

She snapped back into reality.

"Hey, Cho. Who's the lucky woman?" she teased.

"My old time friend," he held her closer to him, "Cassandra."

"Hi." Cassandra smiled.

Lisbon smiled back. "Hello."

Cassandra was lean and petite. She looked about 5'6? Her dress was a moon silver and showed her long legs off. She wore no makeup but, she looked gorgeous. Cho tugged her along to the dance floor. She waved at them goodbye and sat down on a stool in the corner. She sighed.

Corners are fun… Aw, who the hell am I kidding!?!!? I'm single and lonely. I can't get that straight. Cho got Cassandra, Rigsby got Van Pelt, Minelli has a girlfriend that I do not know her name, Hayley is probably going to get the DJ, Taylor going to get that hot guy she keeps giggling with, and Jane has his dead wife that he can't let the hell go off. I am basically the loner. Wow, loners feel THIS shitty!?!

"Want to dance?" a voice pulled her through her miserable thoughts.

She looked up and saw Jane holding his hand out.

"I-I-I can't dance." She muttered.

"I can't either."

She looked at him and then his hands. She sighed and got up. She walked over to the dance floor. "Are you coming?"
He grinned and ran after her. He put his arm around her waist in a casual hold. She looked at him and saw that she was only an inch shorter than him, thanks to Hayley's hardcore boots. When they got to the floor, they got into position. Her hand in his, his arm still around her waist, and her arm around his neck. She started swaying with him; letting him lead into an unfamiliar world of peace and harmony. Hayley grinned and saw the two on the dance floor and whispered a song into the befriended DJ's ear. He nodded and put it on. She looked over her shoulder to she Hayley and Taylor grinning. She narrowed her eyes.

"This one is for the best cousin in the whole damn world, Lisbonbon!!!!" Taylor laughed into the microphone. "The song? It's none other than Every Time We Touch!"

"What!?!?!" Lisbon screamed. "I thought it was supposed to be Demonology and Heartache!!!"

"Nope, we changed it."

"Damn you."

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.(my dreams)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.

Lisbon buried her head in Jane's chest, crimson dancing across her face. She was slowly dying from embarrassment. Jane nuzzled his head in her neck.

"It's fine."

'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel this static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...?
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

She still had her face in his chest, blushing 12 times harder.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry. (I cry)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

She finally pulled her head out and looked around. She looked at the smirking face of Jane. She narrowed her eyes at Hayley and Taylor and walked off. "You did it now." Hayley whispered to Taylor.

Taylor went to request a song to the DJ. Not just any song; Lisbon favorite song. The DJ nodded and flipped it on.

Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen
so unsure but it seems, 'cause we've been waiting for you

Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway

Lisbon turned to Taylor with a 'Thanks' face on. Taylor smiled at her.

I see a distant light, but girl this can't be right
Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be
Arrived too early

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too far

Lisbon sat down on her stool and closed her eyes. She sighed. This was one of her favorite songs. It was because it told so much of her life. Too much about it.

I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
'Cause this time I'm right to move on and on, far away from here

A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain
Can leave this place but refrain, 'cause we've been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway

Jane spotted her alone and sat with her.

"Hi." He smiled

"Hi."

"This is a pretty good song for hard rock."

"Yeah, it's good."

"… Wanna dance?"

"Like hell."

They headed to the dance floor, hand in hand. They got into position, hand in hand, his arm around the curve of her hip, her arm around his neck, her head tilted inside his shoulder.

This peace on earth's not right (with my back against the wall)
No pain or sign of time (I'm much too young to fall)
So out of place don't wanna stay, I feel wrong and that's my sign
I've made up my mind

Gave me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye
Please understand I have to leave and carry on my own life

They swayed with each other, letting the feeling take them away. Lisbon smiled, she felt so great. This felt so right.

I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
'Cause this time I'm right to move on and on, far away from here
Got nothing against you and surely I'll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I'd hope you might
take me back inside when the time is right

Lisbon gasped. Jane stopped.

"What?" he asked.

She blushed. "This is my favorite part."

He chuckled at her and shook his head.

Loved ones back home all crying 'cause they're already missing me
I pray by the grace of God that there's somebody listening
Give me a chance to be that person I wanna be
(I am unbroken; I'm choking on this ecstasy)
Oh Lord I'll try so hard but you gotta let go of me
(Unbreak me, unchain me, I need another chance to live)

(Fast Guitar Solo)
(Screaming)
(Laughing)

"Ahh, that was good." She grinned and started to dance with him again.

The two let go of each other.

"Thank you for the dance, my lady." He grinned and kissed her hand.

She smiled and took her hand back. "The pleasure was all mines."

BACK IN THE CAR

"That was wonderful~!" Taylor sang with Hayley.

Lisbon laughed a musical laugh. "Yes, very."

Jane was paying no attention. The girls looked at him.

"Oh, yes, it was lovely." He said quickly.

"You hated it." Lisbon guessed.

"I didn't LOVE it, it was okay."

"I know why." Hayley grinned, showing off her canine teeth.

"Why?" he asked.

"Cause you didn't get to kiss Lisbon. I mean on the lips."

"WHAT!?!?" Lisbon yelled.

"What!?!? Is right." Jane agreed.

"I can see it in your eyes!" Taylor agreed.

"The house is right there." Lisbon pointed. "Out."

"Fine." They grumbled and got out. "Bye, Jane!"

He waved. Lisbon was about to get out with Jane not knowing what to do, brought his lips to hers. She panicked at first, but calmed at the tenderness. Her arms found their place around his neck and his hands roamed around to her hips. They kissed long and passionately.

"You really wanted that, I'm guessing." Lisbon smirked after they finished kissing.

"Yeah…"

She cupped his chin. "Naughty boy." She slithered out of the car and waved goodbye. He smiled to himself as he got home. You got her around your finger. Nice job Janey boy. Nice job.