I'm gonna try to keep updating this summer, but I can't guarantee it'll be often. I have to do a bunch of projects this summer for my classes. Once again, I'm sorry for taking forever, but I'm just packed with work. If there are any complaints or comments, I'm open to them.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the original characters. If I did, Deidara would be tied to my bed. ~_^
Amaya left the cell and put the cuffs away on her belt with the key that unlocks them in her right pocket. She walks down the hall of prison cells when something caught her eye. She looks over at the cell on her left and saw an inmate fiddling with something. "So what'cha got there?" She asks, leaning on the cell door.
"Um…nothing…Go away…" The man replies, hiding the object behind his back. Amaya didn't have the patience for this type of behavior. "Look," she says with a frustration on her face and in her tone, "…Give me what you have in your hand, and I won't kill you. I don't care what trouble I will get in, because you're on Death Row anyway." She sticks her hand into the cell, striking fear into the inmates heart. Wanting to live as long as he can, he hands over the object he had in his possession. Amaya took it and examined the object. It was a shot filled with an anesthetic. "Is this anesthesia or something? Seriously, dude? You planned on drugging someone? You disgust me." The man looked at her with wide eyes as she set his cell ablaze, incinerating him, and everything behind the cell door.
"I wonder how he even got this?…I'll worry about it later." She places the shot in her right pants pocket, with the key to the handcuffs and continues walking down the hall. She goes to the guard lounge and takes a break from her shift. She sits back and reads a book. After two hours, she leaves the lounge and heads back to Deidara's cell. She's in a better mood, now that she's had a break and had some time to relax. When she gets to his cell she opens it and stands in the doorway, with a somewhat happier look on her face. Reading took a lot of stress out of her.
"What're you so happy about, un? Usually you're all mean and grouchy." Deidara asks, seeing the more peaceful side of Amaya.
Just with that one remark, Amaya's face drops back to her usual expression. "None of your business. Have you eaten the candy, or not?" She leans on the bars of the cell wall. But she didn't notice the sharp point on one of the bars.
"No, I haven't. Come and get the candy, un. I'm not getting up." Deidara was ready to put his plan into action. "Listen, you. I'm not going to take orders from some feminine Barbie ninja that I easily captured. You, are going to stand up, and hand me the candy." Amaya barks, ready to sock him in the throat.
"Hey, now! Just because I have long blonde hair, that doesn't make me a Barbie ninja OR feminine, un! And I'm sorry, but I really don't feel like obeying your dumb orders. Why don't you come over here and get it yourself, hmm?" Deidara has her right where he wants her. He had made her blood boil, and she was not about to stand there and let it be.
"That's it, asshole! I've been restraining myself from killing your ass, but now, I think I'll just deal with the damn consequences!" The enraged woman cracks her knuckles and takes a step forward. She was ready to kick Deidara's ass and enjoy every second of it. She takes a step with her right leg. RIIIIPP… The tearing sound came from her pocket: the one on the side she was leaning on. The pocket that contained the key and anesthetic shot. It felt as if time slowed for Deidara. He can see the two items gradually fall to the ground, and distinctly hear the high pitched clink that they make when they hit the floor. Then, it dawned on him: forget the candy idea. He can just knock her out cold and make a break for the door. Why make everything more difficult when it can be easy?
As fast as he can, Deidara jumps off the bed and dives for the shot. Amaya, distracted by the rip in her pocket, was still trying to comprehend what actually just happened. (Did I mention she's kinda slow at times?) Deidara grabs it, and just as Amaya sees what's going on, stabs the needle into her leg. "Damn it!" She shouts, and kicks Deidara in the face with all her present strength. The blonde flies backward, sending him into the wall next to his bed. He laughs when he sits upright again, knowing he has a high chance of getting out of there and completing the mission soon. Amaya's vision starts to get blurry, and her legs feel like jello. "Damn it all!" She shouts one last time before she blacks out. She falls, but Deidara doesn't care to catch her. He watches, smiling a wicked smile, as she hits the floor. He stands up, and wipes the blood off his face from where Amaya kicked him and walks over to her unconscious body. He picks her up and slings her over his shoulder, grabs the key to the handcuffs for just-in-case reasons, and heads out the cell door.
Deidara stops down the hall to look at a map on the wall to evaluate the quickest exit route. Scanning the map, he one room catches his eye: the room that holds all confiscated weapons and supplies. That's helpful, un. He memorizes the map, and sprints down the halls, turning every so often, to get to his destination. After seven minutes or so of roaming the halls, Deidara makes it to the room. Unfortunately for him, it needs a thumbprint to make the door open. "Hmm…I wonder…" Deidara takes Amaya's hand and presses her thumb onto the pad. A red light flashes and turns bright green, and a robotic voice says, "Access granted." The metal door slides open, and Deidara slips in silently. The room was huge on the inside. It looked so big it seemed as if you could fit everyone in the village inside (if you took out the large amount of shelves and boxes). "Pouch of clay, pouch of clay, pouch of clay…" Deidara scans through the shelves of confiscated items searching for his. After what seemed like an eternity, the blonde manages to find it in a box with kunais, and shurikens. He had to dig through the box, accidentally cutting himself a few times to get it.
"Perfect, un!" Deidara takes it and straps it onto Amaya's belt, since he didn't have on of his own on the jumpsuit. He slips his head out the door to make sure the coast is clear before making his big escape. After he sees that there are no guards on duty in that area, he books it and sprints through the halls, catching a lot of the other inmates' eyes. They start a ruckus by yelling, attracting the guards' attention, and they go to see what all the noise is. Shit! Deidara thinks and reaches up into the pouch on Amaya's belt, makes his hand-mouth take a bite, and starts making a clay bird. A few minutes go by as he's sprinting down the never ending hallways, and the clay is ready. Deidara's hand-mouth spits it into his palm and he starts squeezing it. When he opens his hand, he tosses it and makes a hand sign to make it large. He hops onto the monstrously large clay bird's back, and it takes off, going much faster than Deidara could while running.
He grabs another bit of clay and his hand-mouth chews it up, infusing chakra within it. Guards jump out, ready to take him down. "Stop right there!" they would shout (as if Deidara or any other person trying to escape would listen). The guards throw windmill shurikens and kunais, and even paper bombs at Deidara, but none prevail. Deidara dodges them all with ease, and the clay is ready to be molded. He squeezes it in his hand a few times, and when he's done, two small birds with four wings each are created. He keeps them in his hand and maneuvers through the halls to the main corridor. He flies straight for the wall and throws the birds in his hand ahead of him. He makes a hand sign, and the birds come to life, flying faster than any bird you can imagine. "Katsu!" The birds explode right in front of the wall, obliterating it, making a large enough hole for Deidara to fly through. He turns his head to look behind him and sees a metal rope heading straight for him. The bird flaps its incredibly long wings, and it accelerates, outside the prison walls, just out of the rope's reach. Whew! That was close, un. Deidara was finally out of that blasted prison, and was heading back to the base.
I posted another chapter because I felt bad for being gone so long and I had nothing else to do. I'm just glad that this one is a little longer =D I hope I still have a few readers…If you're out there, please rate and review, and I'll try my best to update as much as possible!