Chapter 6: Stalker lessons 101

"Ahhh, Halloween. I can't wait to see what kind of junk they'll have for desert tonight." said Jason. They were taking after Peter and fasting for the gigantic amounts of sugar they were going to consume. So far, they have eaten a carrot stick each and a waffle that week. They lost 3 pounds in preparation to gain 8.

"Oooohhhh.... need... something... to... eat..." said Marcus wearily as he slumped in the chair he was in.

"Here." Jason tossed Marcus a vitamin. It was the only thing they could eat without cheating. (according to Peter's rules.)

The bell for dinner rang.

"Ahhh, dinner. Finally, I thought it would never come!" Jason and Marcus ran out of the common room and literally jumped down each flight of stairs to get to dinner. Dinner was soon over and Jason and Marcus only ate a chicken leg each.

Then it was dessert.

Jason and Marcus went all out and dug into the lollypops, licorice wands, chocolate frogs, pumpkin pastries, cauldron cakes, and much more.

After eating 20 Chocolate Frogs, 16 Pumpkin Pastries, 30 Cauldron Cakes along with some cupcakes, jello, and other muggle foods, Jason and Marcus were finally full and gathered as much extras in they're pockets, book bags, robe sleeves, and other really weird places.

When they got back to the common room, they pooled their sweets together.

"I don't think we want to have the ice cream I got." said Marcus. He held out two puddles of oreo ice cream.

"I hope the house elves have good stain removers." said Jason, looking at how much the ice cream seeped into the robe.

All of a sudden, a random kid ran into the common room. He was panting madly.

"There is... there is, there is, there is... there is..." the kid was trying to say something, but they didn't know what it was.

"There is..." Jason moved his hands to signal the kid should keep going.

"A TROLL IN THE CASTLE!" the kid passed out on the floor.

Jason and Marcus looked at each other and smiled. "Wicked!"

They hurried out of the common room and ran throughout the castle and didn't find the troll.

"Damn it, did that kid trick us? That little-" Jason started but stopped when he saw a giant green monster walk right in front of him and go into the girls bathroom.

"Wicked! Let's roll." Jason and Marcus headed to the bathroom. Then they heard a scream. Marcus, who was actually thinking, said "Jason, we might be caught being out in the halls this late."

"Damn it. Hmmm, Oh! I know! Fred and George stole a 7th year's defense against the dark arts book and told me a cool spell. What was it? Right! He taps both him and Marcus on the head.

"Ooo, I just felt a weird feeling go through me." Marcus looked at his feet. "GAH, WHERE ARE MY FEET!" he screamed.

"Don't worry, It's just a disillusionment charm! We take the color and texture of everything around us. We have to be really still in order not to be caught." said Jason. They walked into the bathroom and guess who was there? Mr. Goody-two-shoes-steal-the-whole-damn-spotlight Potter. And it looked like he was about to same some person's life. Jason and Marcus watched as Harry failed to get rid of the troll. When he tried to lift the club with a spell, Harry failed. Miserably.

"I think we should help him." said Jason with a smirk. The next time Harry tried to lift the club, Jason lifted it for him. "Winggardium leviousa!" The club flew up in the air and hovered over the troll's head.

"Should I whack Harry after I'm done?" asked Jason.

"Mmm, no, but spray water on him!"

"Very well." Jason let the club fall on hit the troll on the head. Then caused a pipe to burst and a ton a water at the force of a fire house right at Harry.

"Ha ha ha! Oop, son of a- here comes Snape! Let's blow this joint!" Yelled Jason to Marcus over the sound of running water. They ran out of there just in time for at least a dozen teachers to come rushing in.

Back in the dormitory with all of their visibility back, chowing down on pumpkin pastries when Fred and George walked in.

"Did you hear?" Fred asked.

"That the famous Harry Potter saved a life? We were there." said Jason without looking up from his cake.

"Really? You were there? Even when he lifted the club and hit the troll?" asked George

"I did that. He was pathetic at trying to lift that thing with a spell." said Jason finishing his cake.

"Did Harry get detention?" they both asked

"I dunno. We ran out of there before Snape could catch us." said Marcus.

"Good move." said Fred

Then, some random person came up and said, "Harry and Ron got Griffindor 100 points!"

"I want to say 'no' and 'yes' at the same time." said Jason.

A/N: Sorry this chapter is so short. The plot sprouted legs and ran off.